Devastated

SGH

nolaegghead said:

Is @SGH real?   

You know that I'm not. Now get a hair cut

st¡ke

Totally unrelated: is it supposed to curve to the left?  Like, not all the time. Only in the past week. Now it curves to the left. 

Really worried. I asked my wife if she's ever seen it before, but she doesn't have much experience with this sorta thing. Figured I'd ask some of the dudes on the forum. 

st¡ke

Btw. Jobs are for poor people. 

Ozzie_Isaac

theyolksonyou

So much for tolerance.....

Ozzie_Isaac

theyolksonyou said:

So much for tolerance.....

I'm trying to grow as a person.  Nola said I should be open minded.  Plus when else would a lady riding a other lady be appropriate on a bbq forum.

st¡ke

I Have reached my tolerance level. i'm out/outta here

nolaegghead

It's never curved to the left.  Ever.  It appears to but that's misleading.

st¡ke

It's the first time I used it in a while, and just when it got going,it curved hard to the left. I tried grabbing it with both hands, pulling it hard to the right trying to straighten it. No go. I heard it can happen at any age. But sh!t. 

My wife said we can deal with it. But i think i need a professional to look at it. But it's frankly embarrassing. Not the kind of thing a man wants to show to another man. And what would a broad know, even if she were trained

i think it has a good ten years left in it at least.  But christ. This puts a real kink in things. 

nolaegghead

Usually it's the other way around, as reason goes and adult onset everything bad kicks in with age...I mean, it's gotta start one way to change to the other.  As far as the wife goes, you can just rotate everything it so it's relatively the same from her perspective. 180 degrees. The view will change, sure, but it'll all work out in the end.

nolaegghead

Although that might just be a 'work around'.

st¡ke

Welp. the old gal is a champ. She tells me she can straighten it out. So she takes it out and gets it going and is staring at it from below, above, the side...

i am fvcking mortified to be honest. Never had a woman really get so clinical and pore over the thing while i was sober. She had her face a half inch away from the business end of it, and not in a good way

told me just now she's never seen anything like it. And she's been around a lot of them. 

Way to make a guy question himself. She's on fvcking facebook now telling all the broads. She said she was gonna post a pic for throwback thursday of when it went straight. 

st¡ke

Fvcking John Deere mowers. Don't make 'em like they used to. 

I'll just mow in circles. 

nolaegghead

I'm just impressed you said she "pore over" the damn thing.  The sobriety is a problem in this situation, purely by increasing the level of your mortification. 

PS - F*ck facebook.

st¡ke

I may be a member of the demographic, but I'm also an amateur cunninglinguist. 

JohnInCarolina

Alice Dreger is a Professor of bioethics at Northwestern (awesome school BTW), and she recently found out that her son was in a sex-ed class that was preaching abstinence only.  She decided to attend the class, sit in the back, and live tweet the experience.  Her tweets are.... amazing.

saluki2007

I thought SGH was the guy from the gator huntin show.

GATraveller

Guess this type of sex education would be more up Ms. Dreger's alley???

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/georgia-mom-accused-of-hosting-teen-party-with-pot/nktn6/

saluki2007

Legume

 Damn, JIC, what grade level is that class - HS?  Public? Private?

Egghead_Daron

GATraveller said:

Guess this type of sex education would be more up Ms. Dreger's alley???

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/georgia-mom-accused-of-hosting-teen-party-with-pot/nktn6/

Where were these parents when I was 16? Damnit!

THEBuckeye

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/mother-accused-hosting-naked-twister-party-remorse/nkwxX/?ecmp=ajc_social_twitter_2014_sfp

GATraveller

Remorse....isn't that Step 8?

shannonlcorum

nolaegghead said:

...now we're back on food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q

JohnInCarolina

GATraveller said:

Guess this type of sex education would be more up Ms. Dreger's alley???

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/georgia-mom-accused-of-hosting-teen-party-with-pot/nktn6/

Right.  Because the only alternative to abstinence-only is to host bacchanals.  

shannonlcorum

So I went to backyard staycations yesterday, armed with my photos and Bruce's emails. Spoke to Nathan, who was very nice. He agreed to take care of my "warranty" replacement. He couldn't believe Bruce was replacing it. Said he'd had people in there with all kinds of stories of how their eggs got broke, trying to get their eggs replaced. I told him I'd sent a picture of the dog to Bruce as well, maybe that helped. LOL

While I was there, I got to see a live XXL BGE. That thing was huge! I literally could have climbed inside it. The plate setter was massive. No way any one person could lift that. Doubt my dog could have budged that one. Ha!

GalanteNate_OneEa

So I read the first few pages of post and the last one, sorry I couldn't fit it all in to my daily reading but;

@shannonlcorum Sorry for your loss.
Glad the pup is ok!
Really happy you are able to get your egg replaced!

Above all, Really Cool that the forum members were all ready to chip in at the drop of a hat!

JohnInCarolina

Legume said:

 Damn, JIC, what grade level is that class - HS?  Public? Private?

Got to be high school.  I have no idea if this was a public or private one.  

henapple

Make every young girl plaster one of the new $20 on her forehead ...that'll drop teen pregnancy. 

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

Legume said:

 Damn, JIC, what grade level is that class - HS?  Public? Private?

Got to be high school.  I have no idea if this was a public or private one.  

I hope it was private.  I'd hate to see tax dollars funding that.  Oh, bollocks, vouchers.