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Sweet Jesus! This thread has more unexpected story line twists than a Univision soap opera.
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A backpat perhaps.BuckeyeFork said:
All that time, I have been right here under your nose and I didn't realize until now. You are the moderator.THEBuckeye said:I bet he offers a gently used egg from the Mothership for a Fest price.
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ROTFL So Bruce is handcrafting bases custom... cool
I'll be there Thursday, I'll have to ask to see the craft room.
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I would think that if someone cannot afford a new egg then he also cannot afford a bulldog puppy. Selling the dog sounds like a better remedy.Little Steven said:Anybody know how to set up a website so we could all help out with a few bucks? -
hmm, not a dog owner I'm guessing. probably a better remedy in your eyes, but OP has asked for nothing, so you're really just peeing on people trying to be nice.jeroldharter said:
I would think that if someone cannot afford a new egg then he also cannot afford a bulldog puppy. Selling the dog sounds like a better remedy.Little Steven said:Anybody know how to set up a website so we could all help out with a few bucks?
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I have a dog and an egg. Not trying to pee on anyone, just making an observation. I am aware that not everyone will agree with me.
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you're silly. she's not choosing between an egg and a puppy, she owns both, has to replace the egg. might as well say she can't afford a house or car and egg, so should sell those.
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Just when you thought this thread would die out...

San Diego, CA - Where I've mastered Curmudgeon..working on Recluse. -
When this thread was first started I had no idea it would make 15 pages and counting.
Louisville, GA - 2 Large BGE's -
I can't shake that bacon picture. My love of bacon is messing me up - it popped into my head today twice. I may need therapy.Phoenix
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Ham instead?

Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN -
It's been said before, but @henapple search history has to be a bad thing to behold.
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I can't look away - hilarious and disturbing at the same time.Phoenix
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Centex at salado
Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN -
Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...
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Stockton Ca.
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I really don't want to be seen as a prude, I have as perverse a sense of humor as the next old fart, but the OP is a lady and this is getting a bit much IMHO.
Can we just chill a bit and await whatever news The OP gets from BGE?
Start a new thread with the "topiary" if you must, but this thread is kind of a pay it forward opportunity that has morphed into something might be offensive to some. ( My wife who just joined included). Just my opinion.LBGE, AR. Lives in N.E. ATL -
This thread isn't prudent.

They/Them
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Not a bad option if you have a dog that cannot swim around an in-ground pool.jeroldharter said:
I would think that if someone cannot afford a new egg then he also cannot afford a bulldog puppy. Selling the dog sounds like a better remedy.Little Steven said:Anybody know how to set up a website so we could all help out with a few bucks?
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My bad....apologies. I'll start a different thread. On a side note...can we please just by this young lady an egg?
Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN -
If I had your money Uncle Apple, I would buy her 10 of them.henapple said:can we please just by this young lady an egg?Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
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Oh my, what in the world do you cook on all those eggs? Do you have a restaurant? Or just some killer parties? Lolbadinfluence said:If you were closer i would sell you one for cheap. I Done Ran Out Of roomShannyShooShooOwner of 1 Mini BGE and 1 Wood-fired Brick Oven.Mother of 4 boys, 1 obese feline, 1 mean-assed chow, 1 rowdy bulldog, and 6 completely spoiled sugar gliders -
I'd be happy with that.THEBuckeye said:I bet he offers a gently used egg from the Mothership for a Fest price.ShannyShooShooOwner of 1 Mini BGE and 1 Wood-fired Brick Oven.Mother of 4 boys, 1 obese feline, 1 mean-assed chow, 1 rowdy bulldog, and 6 completely spoiled sugar gliders -
Lol. I told him I was referred by the guys on the egghead forum.THEBuckeye said:Good to hear you and Bruce connected. Awaiting the response. When you re-connect tell him the entire forum's eyes are upon him!
ShannyShooShooOwner of 1 Mini BGE and 1 Wood-fired Brick Oven.Mother of 4 boys, 1 obese feline, 1 mean-assed chow, 1 rowdy bulldog, and 6 completely spoiled sugar gliders -
LMAO. And I thought the bacon was bad. Too funny.bud812 said:
ShannyShooShooOwner of 1 Mini BGE and 1 Wood-fired Brick Oven.Mother of 4 boys, 1 obese feline, 1 mean-assed chow, 1 rowdy bulldog, and 6 completely spoiled sugar gliders -
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Lol. I told him I was referred by the guys on the egghead forum.THEBuckeye said:Good to hear you and Bruce connected. Awaiting the response. When you re-connect tell him the entire forum's eyes are upon him!
I'm surprised he stayed on the line.XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
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