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OT - What is the Worst Christmas Gift You Received This Year?
OK, be honest. What is the worst Christmas gift you received this year? Mine was a Duck Dynasty Willie bobblehead. It talks when the head is bumped or sometimes for no reason at all. It says stuff like "That's what I'm talking about!" or some other stuff about rednecks. I like the ducks, but it is pretty annoying and obnoxious! There is no off switch to turn it off so it keeps blabbing on & on. As you can see, I removed the batteries. It came from my MIL. That made it very appropriate and funny, but in a way I'm sure she didn't intend.
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That's pretty bad...I got this.WTF? I am 40!
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Well, it isn't what I would call the worst gift, in fact, as no gift it is an improvement.
We used to get cheap or used cheesy gifts from a particular Sister-in-law family member.
It seems she has removed us from her Xmas list. So I guess the bad news is, I don't have a new target to take to the woods to shoot at. :(Large BGE in a Sole' Gourmet Table
Using the Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter,
and a BBQ Guru temp controller.
Medium BGE in custom modified off-road nest.
Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter, and a Party-Q temp controller.
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Well, it does say it's for ages 3+ ...TheShaytoon said:That's pretty bad...I got this.
WTF? I am 40!Washington, IL > Queen Creek, AZ ... Two large eggs and an adopted Mini Max
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Wifey said the same thing...
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My brother gave me a pair of penn state miniature boxing gloves that are to be hung from a car mirror. Pretty sure they came from the dollar store. Oh well. It's the thought that counts. :-??Slumming it in Aiken, SC.
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Jeremiah said:My brother gave me a pair of penn state miniature boxing gloves that are to be hung from a car mirror. Pretty sure they came from the dollar store. Oh well. It's the thought that counts. :-??
I think I've seen them.
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I got a cheesy POS flashlight from the dollar store while playing dirty Santa. The gift I brought was a Yeti cup/ tumbler. It was a $25 limit. At least the dude tht brought the flashlight didn't get the Yeti.
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Damn! Truck Nuts!!!!!
LBGE #19 from North GA Eggfest, 2014
Stockbridge, GA - just south of Atlanta where we are covered up in Zombies! #TheWalkingDead films practically next door!
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OK, SWMBO might be tired of my raggedy old boxers, but no matter how many pairs of tighty whities she buys, I'll never look like the guy on the package.......Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad!
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I got a "chop magic" from my Grandmother in law. You push veggies through it and they come out chopped. I guess it's ok for some people but I prefer knives.1 large BGE, Spartanburg SC
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Are you saying your package is smaller?Skiddymarker said:OK, SWMBO might be tired of my raggedy old boxers, but no matter how many pairs of tighty whities she buys, I'll never look like the guy on the package.......
Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN -
A car wash mit with an ice scraper attached to the end... from the MIL of course.
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I would suspect he's saying his ab (short for abdomen) is bigger.henapple said:
Are you saying your package is smaller?Skiddymarker said:OK, SWMBO might be tired of my raggedy old boxers, but no matter how many pairs of tighty whities she buys, I'll never look like the guy on the package.......
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I don't have an abdomen, it is actually more like a fuel tank for a fart machine and yes, as much as I hate to admit it, my package has been subject to the George Costanza shrinkage for a number of years now.Fred19Flintstone said:
I would suspect he's saying his ab (short for abdomen) is bigger.OK, SWMBO might be tired of my raggedy old boxers, but no matter how many pairs of tighty whities she buys, I'll never look like the guy on the package.......
Are you saying your package is smaller?Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad! -
I don't have an abdomen, it is actually more like a fuel tank for a fart machine and yes, as much as I hate to admit it, my package has been subject to the George Costanza shrinkage for a number of years now.Skiddymarker said:Fred19Flintstone said:
I would suspect he's saying his ab (short for abdomen) is bigger.henapple said:
Are you saying your package is smaller?Skiddymarker said:OK, SWMBO might be tired of my raggedy old boxers, but no matter how many pairs of tighty whities she buys, I'll never look like the guy on the package.......
Wow. Way too much information. But thanks for sharing.1 XXL BGE, 1 LG BGE, 2 MED. BGE, 1 MINI BGE, 1 Peoria custom cooker Meat Monster.Clinton, Iowa -
'Heathens' was an XL Egg. Go figure.Hood Stars, Wrist Crowns and Obsession Dobs!
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http://www.liquormarts.ca/product/skate-limited-edition-canadian-whisky/750-ml From my brother. I drink rum. I don't like Rye. Never have. Really bro?
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Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...
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Washington, IL > Queen Creek, AZ ... Two large eggs and an adopted Mini Max
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Skiddymarker said:OK, SWMBO might be tired of my raggedy old boxers, but no matter how many pairs of tighty whities she buys, I'll never look like the guy on the package.......
Given your user name, seems like an appropriate gift! Haha, jk!Large BGE in Moore, OK -
@maso -- I never thought of @Skiddymarker user name in that way. But from now on I feel that he has the most repulsive handle on this forum. aaaghhh!.. :-L"I'm stupidest when I try to be funny"
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Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN
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henapple said:
Uncle Apple, that's just awful. Hillary was a 60's sex symbol, wife of the only decent democratic president ever. She is a role model for today's youth.<You got toilet paper for Christmas?Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
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@BotchI sure would like that book my friend.
Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
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Get back on the meds...Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN
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What a great present.Botch said::-w
I know exactly what I would use that for.
Um, reading would not be the activity BTW.
Large BGE in a Sole' Gourmet Table
Using the Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter,
and a BBQ Guru temp controller.
Medium BGE in custom modified off-road nest.
Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter, and a Party-Q temp controller.
Location: somewhere West of the Mason-Dixon Line
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