Powerball is up to a 1/2 Billion dollars

Browninggold

What would you purchase. I'd buy a XL with eggcessories

Skiddymarker

Browninggold said:

What would you purchase. I'd buy a XL with eggcessories

Why stop there? with $500,000,000.00 I'd get maybe one or two of each with personalized handles, every accessory known to man and some "castings" with my name in them to sear the meat. With the remaining $499,950,000.00 I guess I'd buy the best meat possible, some adult beverages and a lump delivery truck and front end loader (I like to do it myself). Great to dream, eh? 

lwrehm

A nice "indoor" grilling shed, with a nice exhaust system, heated floors, big screen tvs, computers (why use wi-fi when you can connect the controler to your PC), 4 or 5 1/2 barrel beer tap cooler and a couple of strato-loungers for long cooks.

cazzy

I would buy the Sous Vide Supreme Chef during the next Black Friday deal...assuming the wife gives me the okay. b-(

nolaegghead

I'd build and underground food lab - very expensive when the ground water is a foot below the ground here - and call it my "lair".  I'd invent willie wonka dishes and hire a bunch of munchkins (maybe even little steven) to do my bidding.  I'd have a river of beer and fountains of bourbon.  It would be GLORIOUS!).  The BGEs would have fume hoods - and the makeup air would be totally air conditioned.

Smokin_Trout

The company!

Hokie_Smoker

It's spend a bunch on strippers & bourbon. The rest I'd just piss away.

Skiddymarker

nolaegghead said:

I'd build and underground food lab - very expensive when the ground water is a foot below the ground here - and call it my "lair".  I'd invent willie wonka dishes and hire a bunch of munchkins (maybe even little steven) to do my bidding.  I'd have a river of beer and fountains of bourbon.  It would be GLORIOUS!).  The BGEs would have fume hoods - and the makeup air would be totally air conditioned.

With that much money, I bet you could get a deal on a used Trident or LA class sub, and then just bury it in your yard (probably some neighbor's yards too) line up your eggs in the missile tubes. Think of the sous vide capability of a nuclear reactor - the possibilities are endless, hot tub a whole steer.....

nolaegghead

Skiddymarker said:

nolaegghead said:

I'd build and underground food lab - very expensive when the ground water is a foot below the ground here - and call it my "lair".  I'd invent willie wonka dishes and hire a bunch of munchkins (maybe even little steven) to do my bidding.  I'd have a river of beer and fountains of bourbon.  It would be GLORIOUS!).  The BGEs would have fume hoods - and the makeup air would be totally air conditioned.

With that much money, I bet you could get a deal on a used Trident or LA class sub, and then just bury it in your yard (probably some neighbor's yards too) line up your eggs in the missile tubes. Think of the sous vide capability of a nuclear reactor - the possibilities are endless, hot tub a whole steer.....

Yes, I see it, yes yes yes.  And I can sterilize bear meat with the radiation and eat it raw safely!!! 

Only problem is the one we have with our graveyards...stuff tends to float out of the ground here.  Many a swimming pool was destroyed when the water removed.  Hey, is that grampa's casket floating down the bayou?

McStew

+ 1 on Hokie Smoker

jbates67

Got my tickets......I'd likely try to buy the mothership.

FanOfFanboys

I'd pull a Ted Nugent, minus the ranting part. Buy like 100,000 acres of land and only eat what was killed or grown on it. And I'd build a UFC cage and have fights there.

Village Idiot

I would send every regular poster on this forum a $10,000 check, because that's the kind of guy I am.

And, if each of you would mail me $10 so I can buy that winning ticket, I am sure we will win.

Thank you.  God Bless this forum, and God Bless America.

ccpoulin1

Village Idiot said:

I would send every regular poster on this forum a $10,000 check, because that's the kind of guy I am.

And, if each of you would mail me $10 so I can buy that winning ticket, I am sure we will win.

Thank you.  God Bless this forum, and God Bless America.

You are a great guy! ( I don't care what the others say)  What address should i send the $10.00 to?

Village Idiot

ccpoulin1 said:

What address should i send the $10.00 to?

Do you do Paypal?   :ar!

ccpoulin1

PHYSICAL ADDRESS ONLY.  PLEASE NO ADDRESSES IN NIGERIA!

XLBalco

im not greedy. just give me all the #'s minus the powerball # and that will suffice.

Griffin

Not sure what all I'd buy, but I definitely quit my job.

New camera, new truck, wife a car, and buy a ranch/build our own cabin at the in-laws ranch. Give some to my parents so my Dad could retire.

fishlessman

some new socks and a second pair of pants

TUTTLE871

 

A Lake House in Austin, And a Race Car. Pay off all my bills. And go Racing throughout the country. Of course I will travel with an Egg.

Griffin

@TUTTLE871 I'll man your Egg while you are racing. What are friends for?

XLBalco

i hope them sell lump in islamorada.  i guess i could just have it delivered in bulk quantities if not.

GrannyX4

I would get someone else to cook the 16 butts.  They are all done and the play offs start tomorrow - I think.   OINK.....