Daily Despot Update

Tom Nichols Staff writer

If Donald Trump ever had any control over the war he started with Iran, he’s lost it. The Iranians are now setting the terms of this conflict and are routinely humiliating the American president. The “cease-fire” Trump declared last month—a move probably meant to both soothe international markets and avert legislative action from the United States Congress—never really existed, because neither side ever ceased firing. The situation is now back to a kind of slow-motion punch-up: In the past few days, the Iranians struck three tankers in the Strait of Hormuz, the Americans attacked some 80 targets in Iran, and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps now claims it hit some 85 U.S.-affiliated targets in Bahrain and Kuwait.

This morning, Trump was asked whether the memorandum of understanding with Iran, the document that was supposed to provide the foundation for negotiations, was dead. Trump hesitated a bit and said: “That’s a very interesting question. To me, I think it’s over. I don’t wanna deal with them anymore. They’re scum, you know what scum is? They’re scum. They’re sick people. They’re led by sick people. And they’re vicious, violent people.”

Last month, of course, Trump had nothing but nice things to say about the Iranian leaders. “We’re dealing with people that I think are very rational people. And they were nice to deal with.” He described them as “strong people, smart people,” who were not “radicalized.” They were just loyal Iranians, “and they’re, you know, looking to help their country.” The MOU was practically an instrument of American capitulation that the Iranians could have drafted themselves, but Trump wanted to get out of the war, and so he signed it—appropriately enough, at Versailles.

The Iranians have made clear that they don’t care about the MOU or, for that matter, what Trump thinks or wants. They are willing to inflict more damage on the Gulf states, and they’re willing to accept damage in return. These are signs of a state directing a war rather than reacting to one. Iran is measuring costs and risks. It is pursuing the achievable goals of regime survival, control of the Strait, and preservation of its nuclear program.

The Trump administration, for its part, bumbled into this war without a strategy. Instead, it relied on bad assumptions, outdated information, and the president’s gut feelings. It assumed—because the president wished very hard—that the Iranian regime would collapse quickly. Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (who encouraged Trump to go to war) ignored years of analysis and war-gaming from the military and the intelligence community, and then were caught flat-footed when the Iranians closed the strait and choked the international economy, the one thing everyone else in the world knew they would do. The administration has since tried to bomb its way out of this war, but without the ability to hold territory, the United States is now merely depleting its stocks of expensive ordnance to little strategic effect.

Even by his usual standards, Trump has been incoherent in Ankara, Turkey, where he’s attending a NATO summit. Over the course of 24 hours, he has renewed his demands for the United States to own Greenland; confused Iran with Japan; and confused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky with Russian President Vladimir Putin. He also noted that his videos are popular on “Tic Tac.” He meant “TikTok.”

Little wonder, then, that he seems unable to give sensible answers to questions about the renewed hostilities. When asked today about more attacks on Iran, Trump said: “You know, normally I wouldn’t tell you. I wouldn’t tell you, but you know what, there’s not a thing they can do about it. So, the answer is probably.” Not exactly an answer full of fire and fury. “I’ll give them a little warning,” Trump said. “We’re going to hit them hard tonight, but we’ll see how it all works out.” In other words: I don’t know what else to do, so we’ll do some more strikes and then see what Iran does.

This is not the approach of a president who’s running a war; this is the flailing of a man who’s in over his head and is reacting to events, rather than guiding them. Lest this kind of equivocation lead the Iranians to doubt Trump’s resolve, the president has added that he’s still considering two other terrible ideas: an invasion of Iranian territory, and a campaign of probable war crimes.

First, he has returned to talking about seizing Kharg Island, an operation that would require a considerable commitment of ground forces and inevitably lead to U.S. casualties. Second, he has again raised the possibility of striking Iran’s infrastructure, including bridges and desalination plants. Such installations, if they are significantly contributing to Iran’s military effort, might be considered legitimate targets. Trump, however, seems to have in mind immiserating the civilian population as a means of driving the regime to the table—which would be a serious violation of the laws of war.

Fortunately, Trump is unlikely to do any of this. Hours after his various responses, he was asked if the war was back on in full force. His answer was revealing about his limited ability to control the circumstances of the conflict, and a clear signal to the Iranians not to worry about anything he says, because he’ll always change his mind.

I think anything that happens is going to be over very quickly, and we’ll only make it safer, including for oil. Oil is going to be very free, very easy, and it’s going to happen very fast. We have the Hormuz Strait; the boats have pulled out. I mean there’s a gusher of oil right now, we have a lot of oil.

The United States does not, in fact, “have the strait” at this moment. At any rate, Trump capped these remarks by assuring his audience, and perhaps even those listening in Tehran: “We’re not looking for long term.”

I taught strategy at the Naval War College to military officers and senior civilians for a long time. The subject does not have a lot of hard-and-fast rules; wars share common characteristics but each conflict has its own peculiarities and exigent circumstances. One good guideline, however, is to avoid threatening your enemy and then immediately announcing that you really have no stomach for a fight. Strong leaders keep their own counsel and let their actions speak for them; weak leaders make threats and then broadcast how much they don’t want to carry them out.

Trump is now going through something like the stages of wartime grief: Denial that America failed; anger, which has led to renewed attacks; and then bargaining, as if the Iranians could somehow be bought off like a gang of recalcitrant construction workers in New York. None of it has worked.

Depression and acceptance await."

JohnInCarolina said:

Things are obviously going great.

Ozzie_Isaac said:

...Supreme Court stacking is worse than Trump.

Botch said:

...and PetsMart, Famous Daves, Friendly's, JoAnn Fabrics, Toys-R-Us, Levis, Oakley, Denny's, Gerber, Leatherman, Craftsmen, Doc Martens, Brooks Brothers, Vice-Grips, Red Lobster, 99-cent Stores, Radio Shack, Payless Shoes, RJR Nabisco, TGI Fridays, The Limited, Sports Authority, Tru-Value, TWA, Brookstone, Big Lots, Prospect Medical Holdings, Genesis Healthcare, Panera Bread, Boston Market, Buffalo Wild Wings, The Carlyle Group, Petco, Pizza Hut, Dunkin Donuts, Sonic Drive-ins, and many rural clinics and hospitals.  
Read an article a couple days ago they now have bought up the only US manufacturer of fire engines/firefighting equipment, and and killing communities with raised replacement costs.  And they just bought a favorite of mine, Jersey Mike's.    These days, the absolute worst way to become your own boss is to invest in a franchise; those are the ones being killed by pe.  

dbCooper said:

Botch said:

...and PetsMart, Famous Daves, Friendly's, JoAnn Fabrics, Toys-R-Us, Levis, Oakley, Denny's, Gerber, Leatherman, Craftsmen, Doc Martens, Brooks Brothers, Vice-Grips, Red Lobster, 99-cent Stores, Radio Shack, Payless Shoes, RJR Nabisco, TGI Fridays, The Limited, Sports Authority, Tru-Value, TWA, Brookstone, Big Lots, Prospect Medical Holdings, Genesis Healthcare, Panera Bread, Boston Market, Buffalo Wild Wings, The Carlyle Group, Petco, Pizza Hut, Dunkin Donuts, Sonic Drive-ins, and many rural clinics and hospitals.  
Read an article a couple days ago they now have bought up the only US manufacturer of fire engines/firefighting equipment, and and killing communities with raised replacement costs.  And they just bought a favorite of mine, Jersey Mike's.    These days, the absolute worst way to become your own boss is to invest in a franchise; those are the ones being killed by pe.  

Can anyone point to a private equity (aka venture capitalist, aka vulture capitalist) takeover that improved quality, service or prices?  Offhand I can't, but surely there must be some?

buzd504 said:

dbCooper said:

Botch said:

...and PetsMart, Famous Daves, Friendly's, JoAnn Fabrics, Toys-R-Us, Levis, Oakley, Denny's, Gerber, Leatherman, Craftsmen, Doc Martens, Brooks Brothers, Vice-Grips, Red Lobster, 99-cent Stores, Radio Shack, Payless Shoes, RJR Nabisco, TGI Fridays, The Limited, Sports Authority, Tru-Value, TWA, Brookstone, Big Lots, Prospect Medical Holdings, Genesis Healthcare, Panera Bread, Boston Market, Buffalo Wild Wings, The Carlyle Group, Petco, Pizza Hut, Dunkin Donuts, Sonic Drive-ins, and many rural clinics and hospitals.  
Read an article a couple days ago they now have bought up the only US manufacturer of fire engines/firefighting equipment, and and killing communities with raised replacement costs.  And they just bought a favorite of mine, Jersey Mike's.    These days, the absolute worst way to become your own boss is to invest in a franchise; those are the ones being killed by pe.  

Can anyone point to a private equity (aka venture capitalist, aka vulture capitalist) takeover that improved quality, service or prices?  Offhand I can't, but surely there must be some?

Via ChatGPT (I was curious, and note these are past successes, and not current ownership, necessarily, or in progress):

Domino's (Bain)
Hilton (Blackstone)
Dunkin (Bain, et al)
Dollar General (KKR)
Chewy (Volition)

CPFC1905 said:

Sudden $81bn hole in the economy?  No problem, lets game the oil market again.....