What Are You Buying Right Now? (non-OT version)

I had to burn a little time before a meeting so I stopped in a nearby Sam's Club this afternoon. I wasn't planning on doing any grocery shopping but I was curious to see if there was any differences between Clubs. Let's be honest, all I cared about was their meat department. So I took a quick look around and I hear, "Holy Cow." I look over and I see this guy looking at the briskets. I think to myself, "Yeah, I can't believe they are asking $5-6/lb for Choice brisket either." The guy goes, "How is this brisket only $40?" My next thought was, "You better not put that in your cart you SOB!"  He looks at his wife and says, "How can this only be $40 and Prime? How can it be this cheap? Do think we will get sick?" At this point I'm about to bang my head against the wall listening to this conversation. I mean who says, "Will we get sick?" At this point this guy doesn't deserve a $40 brisket. I watch him pick up this floppy brisket and he closely examines it like he's going to tell if he's going to get sick or not from it. He then says, "If we buy this brisket I'll need to slice it up tonight and cook it." At this point I was about to grab the brisket from him and club him in the back of the head with it just so I didn't have to keep listening to this stupid conversation. This guy was literally scared of getting sick because of the price point and that it had to be cooked stat! This guy was just playing with my emotions at this point. He thought better of the situation and put the brisket back down and moved onto the next meat that caught his eye. I made a beeline to the briskets afterwards. There it was. A floppy Prime brisket for $35! It took me a whole 3 seconds to decide if I wanted it or not. There was another $2.99 Prime brisket but it was pushing 17 lbs. I was tempted to pick that one up as well but it needed some heavy trimming. I didn't feel that it was worth the savings but man that would have been a fun one to cook! The rest of the briskets were $5+ lb. I was very fortunate that I was just able to throw it in the bed of my truck with it being the one random cold day this week and still catch my meeting.