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OT: be careful who you re-marry!
We have or I should say HAD a great next-door neighbor named Roger who was a retired Caterpillar engineer. This was his second marriage and RoseMary was his third wife. Roger was always CHEERFUL and VERY POSITIVE!!!
RoseMary was (or had been) a real beauty queen, but after talking with her you quickly knew she was NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer!
Unfortunately last Saturday Roger fell in their garage and cut his head wide open!!! The emergency room nurse asked RoseMary if she knew Roger's blood type as they urgently needed to give him a blood transfusion due to all his loss of blood! You know, in order to save Roger’s life.
RoseMary said...I have never known his blood type, and didn't even know who to ask so I just sat there saying goodbye to him...
I will always remember how great Roger was! Even as he laid there fading away he kept whispering be positive - be positive...
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Lol. Never know how your stories are going to end.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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I TRY!- but honestly the toy truck story was HONEST!!!Ozzie_Isaac said:Lol. Never know how your stories are going to end.Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time -
I am sorry to here about your accident. But congradulations on your secont marrage.
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Still trying to compute this.RRP said:This was his second marriage and RoseMary was his third wife.
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….And why the reference to “re-marry” in the title? Is it supposed to read “third marriage” and “second wife”, implying they married twice? Even then, I don’t get its relation to the punchline.Am I just dense, or is part of the joke missing?
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I don’t know why some of these guys want to b negativeIn the bush just East of Cambridge,Ontario
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Good grief. I just got it.GlennM said:I don’t know why some of these guys want to b negative#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX. -
Spitballing...GrateEggspectations said:
Still trying to compute this.RRP said:This was his second marriage and RoseMary was his third wife.
This was his her second marriage and RoseMary was his third wife?
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Could be either way. I have a relative that has been married 6 times to 5 different spouses.Canugghead said:
Spitballing...GrateEggspectations said:
Still trying to compute this.RRP said:This was his second marriage and RoseMary was his third wife.
This was his her second marriage and RoseMary was his third wife?Large, Medium, MiniMax, 36" Blackstone
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I don’t think the whole marriage/wife detail is central to the joke. Some of you guys make me wonder, lol."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Or, that is the joke 🤔JohnInCarolina said:I don’t think the whole marriage/wife detail is central to the joke. Some of you guys make me wonder, lol.I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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Thanks, John...I had not given my subject line enough thought before I posted it last night. Some joke stories just don't need to be taken apart word for word, even if the subject line is misleading - as mine was!JohnInCarolina said:I don’t think the whole marriage/wife detail is central to the joke. Some of you guys make me wonder, lol.Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time -
It’s a great joke and my thoughts were not intended as a criticism of it, Ron. Frankly, I figured it was just a copy and paste from another source and was curious as to what I may have missed. Thought I’d canvass opinions. No foul intended.
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My wife introduced me as her second husband: I introduced her as my first wife.
Bob
New Cumberland, PA
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