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Guy walking on a beach early one morning, stumbles on a genie lamp. Rubs it the obligatory three times-up pops the Genie.
Genie, "Thank you for setting me free. For your kindness I will grant you three wishes. I notice you are married so for every wish I grant you, your wife will be granted double."
Guy- "Thank you for your benevolence. For my first wish I would like a 7,000 sq ft house, with seven bedrooms and seven bathrooms. "
Genie-"Very well. Your wish is granted and your wife will receive her own 14,000 sq ft house with 14 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms."
Guy-'for my next next wish I would like $10 Million".
Genie- "Granted. And your wife will receive $20 Million."
Guy- "For my third and final wish, on my way home I would like you to beat me half to death!"Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint. -
My Spanish is not great, I think this translates to "stand closer, it's shorter than you think"...
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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The Wagyu Olympics
https://petapixel.com/2022/10/28/how-the-wagyu-olympics-champions-turned-beef-into-iconic-landscapes/
“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Thanks for posting @Botch . If you really enjoy top quality beef, you should give Japanese A5 wagyu ribeye cut a go. Warning, it can become dang near addictive.Botch said:Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint. -
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Quite a headline and only in Florida:
https://news.yahoo.com/florida-motorist-stranded-canal-near-015536244.html?utm_
Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint. -
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“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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Botch said:
that guy better not try driving in boston where the gps will tell you to take a left off a bridge onto the road belowfukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk
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Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
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Artisanal sausagemaking in Portland OR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQWBmsMTy4
When I make it out to Portland I need to give this place a try.
EDIT: Here's their website, I signed up for a subscription to try them out.
https://www.olympiaprovisions.com/
“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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Enterance to a waffle house, we did not go in...
LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413GGreat Plains, USA -
"waffle house" might have lost something in translation.
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I love AI generated images. Here was a funny one that was supposed to be a shirt that said "It is cooking o'clock"

I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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A few months back I posted an app that did that, it worked fairly well, and you could save the image (can't remember its name). A few folks here used it.Ozzie_Isaac said:I love AI generated images.
I guess the creators suddenly wanted money, and you couldn't save images anymore; I even tried using Mac OS's "screenshot" function and it crashed the whole computer (very rare on recent Mac OSs) so I deleted the program.
Is the above a free/hateware-free program?“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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Dalle2 is an online version, you have to be sent an invitation and a limited number of "free" images are allowee each month, you have to pay for extras.Botch said:
A few months back I posted an app that did that, it worked fairly well, and you could save the image (can't remember its name). A few folks here used it.Ozzie_Isaac said:I love AI generated images.
I guess the creators suddenly wanted money, and you couldn't save images anymore; I even tried using Mac OS's "screenshot" function and it crashed the whole computer (very rare on recent Mac OSs) so I deleted the program.
Is the above a free/hateware-free program?
My son has one in his computer that does decent images too. I will ask him what program he uses. It is pretty intensive calculations. He built an amazing gaming rig skewed toward rendering, and it will peg his machine.I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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Jonny and Edgar Winter:

“The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."
- Julia child
Ogden, UT, USA
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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