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  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 16,406
    That os awesome 
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

    It amazes me, how many people do not realize how the future works.
  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 30,853
    edited November 2022
    police robots in san francisco that can kill

    San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill

    i like it




    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it





    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • BotchBotch Posts: 13,948
    edited December 2022
    police robots in san francisco that can kill

    San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill

    i like it
    Me too, as long as neither the 'bots nor their handlers can disable their own "body" cams.  
    ____________________________________________

    "People think that I must be a very strange person.  This is not correct; I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk"

    - Stephen King

     

    Ogden, Utard  

  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 30,853
    Botch said:
    police robots in san francisco that can kill

    San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill

    i like it
    Me too, as long as neither the 'bots nor their handlers can disable their own "body" cams.  
    No no no. Give them AI, why pay for handlers😁
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,292
    They make me look like Michael Jackson 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX

  • @dmchicago just think of the money you could have saved!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,292
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • That’s ‘Murican Jesus right there. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • That’s ‘Murican Jesus right there. 
    You own, personal, Jesus.  
    Someone to hold the lettuce
    Who won’t forget us 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • BotchBotch Posts: 13,948
    An oldie but a goodie:
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QD1GbIRavA
     

    ____________________________________________

    "People think that I must be a very strange person.  This is not correct; I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk"

    - Stephen King

     

    Ogden, Utard  

  • dbCooperdbCooper Posts: 1,588
    A tortoise reaches his 190th bday.  Reporting states his eyesight and hearing no longer function, libido still fine however...

    LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
    Great Plains, USA

  • "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,292

    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • BotchBotch Posts: 13,948
    edited December 2022
    Most won't be interested in this one, but I know of four of us who will be.  
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwXVJlDZtaw
     
    Guy takes some sawn planks from a hardwood tree, and builds a Dream Workbench/outfeed table from the ground up.  There's a lot of metalwork in the middle third of the video, where he takes two threaded rods, misc hardware, 1/4" plate steel, a magnet, and two old automobile shocks, and welds/grinds/bends his way to two vises, a shoulder vice, and an end vise with quick-release nut (I didn't even know how those worked, and he built one from scratch).  
    No narration, no music, excellent editing, and amazing craftsmanship/ingenuity.  There are at least four ideas I'm stealing.  As I said, this hour-long video won't be of interest to most, but damn its stunning for anyone here who's into woodworking/DIY/ craftsmanship/engineering/etc.  
    ____________________________________________

    "People think that I must be a very strange person.  This is not correct; I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk"

    - Stephen King

     

    Ogden, Utard  

  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,292
    edited December 2022
    Botch said:
    Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
    When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
    When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
    As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.
    I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
    "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."
    I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
    "Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."
    That was quite a long journey for a **** joke. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,292

    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • BotchBotch Posts: 13,948
    dmchicago said:
    That was quite a long journey for a **** joke. 
    Which makes it even funnier.  :tongue:  
    ____________________________________________

    "People think that I must be a very strange person.  This is not correct; I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk"

    - Stephen King

     

    Ogden, Utard  

  • dmchicago said:
    Botch said:
    Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
    When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
    When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
    As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.
    I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
    "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."
    I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
    "Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."
    That was quite a long journey for a **** joke. 
    Worth it!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 16,406
    dmchicago said:
    Botch said:
    Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
    When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
    When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
    As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.
    I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
    "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."
    I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
    "Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."
    That was quite a long journey for a **** joke. 
    That is why it is called a groaner...and that was a gem.
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

    It amazes me, how many people do not realize how the future works.
  • StillH2OEggerStillH2OEgger Posts: 3,593
    edited December 2022


    Sort of reminded me of this one.
    Stillwater, MN
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,292
    Now THAT"S a joke!
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 30,853
    mick jagger and his girlfriend

    Mick Jaggers girlfriend Melanie Hamrick 34 showcases


    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • HeavyGHeavyG Posts: 9,210
    How to tell someone you have million$ in your checking account without explicitly telling them you have million$ in your checking account.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk

    Camped out in the (757/948/804)




  • dbCooperdbCooper Posts: 1,588
    How to answer this?

    LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
    Great Plains, USA
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