I honestly don’t know where to post this.

dmchicago said:

https://twitter.com/layajospe/status/1563689070424883202?s=21&t=VqoAcXh_iD2gKlyYK8utgg

A British game show where contestants chose their date by viewing only their genitalia. 

NSFW. Depending upon where you work. 

CPFC1905 said:

It’s been on about ten years.  We’ve all watched once.  

Frankly the chaps’ bits are at best unappealing, very much deigned for function and not form, and I have to be honest the ladies are all broadly the same, give or take the undulation variance. 

There’s gold to be found in the outliers though, and I mean in terms of lifestyle and proclivities.
But guess what, pick a life partner on the basis of a body part and it turns out that the things like character, personality and values are a more robust basis. 

So, thanks for making me sound like an old prude. 😁

Ybabpmuts said:

JohnInCarolina said:

This thread feels like the right place for this:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adaek/jizzy-jewelry-made-out-of-semen

Pearl’ Necklaces: The People Getting Jewelry Made From Semen"

He who wanks their little thing
Can get it made into a ring
This young jewler is a whiz
At making jewelry with your jizz
To make it takes a teaspoon or more
Luckily wanking is not a chore
You send it out in a little jar
And mail it to the semen czar
They wont open it till after noon
Cuz the sperm smell will fill the room
Sitting in the mail that long
Makes it smell of dirty dong
Keep the outside of the jar real clean
If it's too sticky she can get real mean
If she thinks you were a little reckless
You get your semen back but no necklace
If you don't get enough out of your little dink
It can still be made into one cuff link

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

littlerascal56 said:

caliking said:

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

Dinosaurs... Pretty darn tall (mostly).

Their brains? Pretty darn small (relatively). 

The similarities are striking. Evolution wasn't kind to them either. 

You read that in your monthly Medical Journal publication? Spend more time reading pandemic info, and not so much on the last page comics…although I’m sure the pictures draw you in.