I honestly don’t know where to post this.

dmchicago

https://twitter.com/layajospe/status/1563689070424883202?s=21&t=VqoAcXh_iD2gKlyYK8utgg

A British game show where contestants chose their date by viewing only their genitalia. 

NSFW. Depending upon where you work. 

Ozzie_Isaac

dmchicago said:

https://twitter.com/layajospe/status/1563689070424883202?s=21&t=VqoAcXh_iD2gKlyYK8utgg

A British game show where contestants chose their date by viewing only their genitalia. 

NSFW. Depending upon where you work. 

Yeah, that is NSFW unless you work at a gynecologist or a whore house.

JohnInCarolina

dmchicago said:

https://twitter.com/layajospe/status/1563689070424883202?s=21&t=VqoAcXh_iD2gKlyYK8utgg

A British game show where contestants chose their date by viewing only their genitalia. 

NSFW. Depending upon where you work. 

Apparently the PL has become a bit too boring, eh @CPFC1905 and @Eoin ?

CPFC1905

It’s been on about ten years.  We’ve all watched once.  

Frankly the chaps’ bits are at best unappealing, very much deigned for function and not form, and I have to be honest the ladies are all broadly the same, give or take the undulation variance. 

There’s gold to be found in the outliers though, and I mean in terms of lifestyle and proclivities.
But guess what, pick a life partner on the basis of a body part and it turns out that the things like character, personality and values are a more robust basis. 

So, thanks for making me sound like an old prude. 😁

Legume

“It’s been on about ten years”

I think this shocked me more than, well, it was even created in the first place.

CPFC1905

There's a long tradition of late hour TV titilation, on mainstream channels here.  This one is couched as infotainment, yes there's people's wobbly bits but there is also frank descriptions of adult activity, framed in a matter of fact and informative way. The subtext is 'we're all grown ups, this is the 21st century'
As I said, the novelty wears off very fast. 

Ozzie_Isaac

@Legume , check out another amazing British show "Just Tattoo of Us". This gem of a show has "couples" picking revenge tattoos for each other.  The contestants do not see the tattoo until it is revealed to the hosts and studio audience.

caliking

CPFC1905 said:

It’s been on about ten years.  We’ve all watched once.  

Frankly the chaps’ bits are at best unappealing, very much deigned for function and not form, and I have to be honest the ladies are all broadly the same, give or take the undulation variance. 

There’s gold to be found in the outliers though, and I mean in terms of lifestyle and proclivities.
But guess what, pick a life partner on the basis of a body part and it turns out that the things like character, personality and values are a more robust basis. 

So, thanks for making me sound like an old prude. 😁

Thank you, sir. This is the funniest thing I've read here in a while. 

Ozzie_Isaac

Here is a USA version of Just Tattoonof Us

https://www.inkedmag.com/original-news/howfaristattoofar-season1

Legume

I am speechless.

CPFC1905

Ozzie_Isaac said:

@Legume , check out another amazing British show "Just Tattoo of Us". This gem of a show has "couples" picking revenge tattoos for each other.  The contestants do not see the tattoo until it is revealed to the hosts and studio audience.

Oh, now that is funny.  OK - it's a bit slow to get to the reveal, but some of them are astonishing.

JohnInCarolina

This thread feels like the right place for this:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adaek/jizzy-jewelry-made-out-of-semen

Botch

Sad that both the Path Forward (see below), and our Ultimate Demise (today), both came out of Texas.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0XgFZ4jXd4

nolaegghead

“Butter face!”

Ybabpmuts

JohnInCarolina said:

This thread feels like the right place for this:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adaek/jizzy-jewelry-made-out-of-semen

Pearl’ Necklaces: The People Getting Jewelry Made From Semen"

He who wanks their little thing
Can get it made into a ring
This young jewler is a whiz
At making jewelry with your jizz
To make it takes a teaspoon or more
Luckily wanking is not a chore
You send it out in a little jar
And mail it to the semen czar
They wont open it till after noon
Cuz the sperm smell will fill the room
Sitting in the mail that long
Makes it smell of dirty dong
Keep the outside of the jar real clean
If it's too sticky she can get real mean
If she thinks you were a little reckless
You get your semen back but no necklace
If you don't get enough out of your little dink
It can still be made into one cuff link

nolaegghead

Ybabpmuts said:

JohnInCarolina said:

This thread feels like the right place for this:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adaek/jizzy-jewelry-made-out-of-semen

Pearl’ Necklaces: The People Getting Jewelry Made From Semen"

He who wanks their little thing
Can get it made into a ring
This young jewler is a whiz
At making jewelry with your jizz
To make it takes a teaspoon or more
Luckily wanking is not a chore
You send it out in a little jar
And mail it to the semen czar
They wont open it till after noon
Cuz the sperm smell will fill the room
Sitting in the mail that long
Makes it smell of dirty dong
Keep the outside of the jar real clean
If it's too sticky she can get real mean
If she thinks you were a little reckless
You get your semen back but no necklace
If you don't get enough out of your little dink
It can still be made into one cuff link

That’s a masterpiece, you wordsmith you should be a national poet laureate 

paqman

🤣😂

Botch

I guess this goes here, too.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-DNY3D38pc

dmchicago

Botch said:

I guess this goes here, too.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-DNY3D38pc

I would’ve liked a lot more of that girl sticking her fingers in that thing and a lot less of that guy yelling about it

Botch

Oh no, that "drill" sergeant was a hoot!  

dmchicago

Botch said:

Oh no, that "drill" sergeant was a hoot!  

For 30 seconds 

JohnInCarolina

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

littlerascal56

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

JonWesson

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

Ozzie_Isaac

caliking

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

Dinosaurs... Pretty darn tall (mostly).

Their brains? Pretty darn small (relatively). 

The similarities are striking. Evolution wasn't kind to them either. 

littlerascal56

caliking said:

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

Dinosaurs... Pretty darn tall (mostly).

Their brains? Pretty darn small (relatively). 

The similarities are striking. Evolution wasn't kind to them either. 

You read that in your monthly Medical Journal publication? Spend more time reading pandemic info, and not so much on the last page comics…although I’m sure the pictures draw you in.

caliking

littlerascal56 said:

caliking said:

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1570383643041824768?s=20&t=Wpxpq9kFvzSnvI2M5ddQRQ

Makes sense that you guys with “short man’s syndrome” would post something like this.  Will your health insurance plan at Duke cover the cost?

If it gives you more self esteem, than by all means go for it John!  You need all you can get.

The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing!  Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure. 

Dinosaurs... Pretty darn tall (mostly).

Their brains? Pretty darn small (relatively). 

The similarities are striking. Evolution wasn't kind to them either. 

You read that in your monthly Medical Journal publication? Spend more time reading pandemic info, and not so much on the last page comics…although I’m sure the pictures draw you in.

 Please do enlighten me on some "pandemic info". Would love to hear what drivel you have to spout  

littlerascal56

Perhaps you should spend more time learning and less time preaching and running people down.  I don’t know any doctors that have such a negative and sarcastic (caustic) attitude as you have.  So much for the hippocratic  oath you signed on for as a Dr.  Feel sorry for your patients, as you have to be a “quack” judging by your posts and negative/hateful attitude. Hope you haven’t killed too many patients, and keep your malpractice insurance current. You are not a good person. 

JohnInCarolina

The hippocratic oath: thou shalt not expose morons on barbecue forums.  

littlerascal56

John….time to get your $hit together and grow up.  I know that’s asking a lot, but everyone needs to grow up eventually.  

By now you and Carey have been notified that your troll accounts “fiber_induced_deuce” and “BenfordSlaw” have been banned from the forum. It was just a matter of time, and a long time coming. Ed and I will discuss in greater detail during our golf game, but it’s not looking good for both of you. Your future on here could be questionable.