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A British game show where contestants chose their date by viewing only their genitalia.
NSFW. Depending upon where you work.
Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
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"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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It amazes me, how many people do not realize how the future works.
"For the record, I took a critical thinking test once and did quite well." - Pete Prescott
But guess what, pick a life partner on the basis of a body part and it turns out that the things like character, personality and values are a more robust basis.
But you know, it's by your side I will stay
I think this shocked me more than, well, it was even created in the first place.
As I said, the novelty wears off very fast.
But you know, it's by your side I will stay
It amazes me, how many people do not realize how the future works.
https://www.inkedmag.com/original-news/howfaristattoofar-season1
It amazes me, how many people do not realize how the future works.
But you know, it's by your side I will stay
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adaek/jizzy-jewelry-made-out-of-semen
"For the record, I took a critical thinking test once and did quite well." - Pete Prescott
"There are no nepo babies in sports." - Bill Maher
Ogden, Utard
He who wanks their little thing
Can get it made into a ring
This young jewler is a whiz
At making jewelry with your jizz
To make it takes a teaspoon or more
Luckily wanking is not a chore
You send it out in a little jar
And mail it to the semen czar
They wont open it till after noon
Cuz the sperm smell will fill the room
Sitting in the mail that long
Makes it smell of dirty dong
Keep the outside of the jar real clean
If it's too sticky she can get real mean
If she thinks you were a little reckless
You get your semen back but no necklace
If you don't get enough out of your little dink
It can still be made into one cuff link
"There are no nepo babies in sports." - Bill Maher
Ogden, Utard
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
"There are no nepo babies in sports." - Bill Maher
Ogden, Utard
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
"For the record, I took a critical thinking test once and did quite well." - Pete Prescott
The downside of being tall…I have been buying “tall mens” clothing for 50 years, and it’s much more expensive than the standard clothing you are used to purchasing! Got to budget more $$$ when you are tall. But height does attract the ladies for sure.
It amazes me, how many people do not realize how the future works.
Dinosaurs... Pretty darn tall (mostly).
Their brains? Pretty darn small (relatively).
The similarities are striking. Evolution wasn't kind to them either.
"For the record, I took a critical thinking test once and did quite well." - Pete Prescott