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Happy Friday, pig!
dmchicago
Posts: 4,519
Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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Happy Friday, Dennis! May your butt come out moist and smoky with just the right amount of bark, and may the warm springs of your bidet continue to flow in the most motherly hugs of ways."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
@JohnInCarolina you need to write for Hallmark! That was a great salutation, in the manner of which only you could provide.
Dennis, awesome display my friend, hope you enjoy it as much as we do. A White or Rosé wine will pair very well with the cook. I will be making one when I return from vacation."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
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I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?Plainfield, IL
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You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
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Happy Friday, for sure!
If you haven't tried it, the Hot Honey rub is pretty damn good, too.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX. -
Why doesn’t anyone use ketchup for a binder, also a perfectly good hot dog condiment but you get some great caramelization.
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Way to shat on my cook.Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
On this alone....PeteSliver said:Why doesn’t anyone use ketchup for a binder, also a perfectly good hot dog condiment but you get some great caramelization.
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”
- Mark Twain
Ogden, UT, USA
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dmchicago said:
Way to shat on my cook.Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
This is my position as well.
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Please watch the saltiness with @Carolina Q he’s on a low salt regimen.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Alright alright we get it, bidet boy.dmchicago said:
Way to shat on my cook.Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Well, sometimes I get my butt all messy on purpose just to rinse it clean.JohnInCarolina said:
Alright alright we get it, bidet boy.dmchicago said:
Way to shat on my cook.Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
That ok?Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
That was my point!dmchicago said:
Well, sometimes I get my butt all messy on purpose just to rinse it clean.JohnInCarolina said:
Alright alright we get it, bidet boy.dmchicago said:
Way to shat on my cook.Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
That ok?"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
WHOA there TMI!! This is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!dmchicago said:Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
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You mean PorkHub?DavidCrumpton said:
WHOA there TMI!! This is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!dmchicago said:Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
HAHAHAHAHAPhilly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
I bet that site already exists, but I am going to resist my curiosity and avoid typing it into the Google machine. I have one idea for what it could be but can also imagine something completely different.dmchicago said:
You mean PorkHub?DavidCrumpton said:
WHOA there TMI!! This is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!dmchicago said:Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
HAHAHAHAHA"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Ditto. I'm usually not so curious anymore to see what cannot be unseen.JohnInCarolina said:
I bet that site already exists, but I am going to resist my curiosity and avoid typing it into the Google machine. I have one idea for what it could be but can also imagine something completely different.dmchicago said:
You mean PorkHub?DavidCrumpton said:
WHOA there TMI!! This is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!dmchicago said:Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
HAHAHAHAHA
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Mr. Hands effect?nolaegghead said:
Ditto. I'm usually not so curious anymore to see what cannot be unseen.JohnInCarolina said:
I bet that site already exists, but I am going to resist my curiosity and avoid typing it into the Google machine. I have one idea for what it could be but can also imagine something completely different.dmchicago said:
You mean PorkHub?DavidCrumpton said:
WHOA there TMI!! This is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!dmchicago said:Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
HAHAHAHAHAPhilly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
Hahahahahadmchicago said:
You mean PorkHub?DavidCrumpton said:
WHOA there TMI!! This is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!dmchicago said:Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard.That ok?
HAHAHAHAHA
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Yeah, ok, you can "google" it without going to the site. Duh derp.Doesn't seem that sinister.PorkHub Ltd provides services that comprises the entire business scope of pork production and all its related value chain.pork hub logo. PorkHub Ltd is committed to bringing tested and trusted expertise to your pig farm operations. We render excellent services to meet your farm ...
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Just lifted the lid for the first time since I put it on this morning at 6 AM.
Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
Right, you don't want to waste any of your $0.97 pint bottle of yellow mustard just to keep your dollar an ounce spice on the twenty dollar roast. Makes sense.Carolina Q said:
You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own.RagingIrishman said:I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
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That looks really good
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When applying an edible substance all over a nice butt, the porcine variety is never my first choice.
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Dry mustard is fairly common in rubs
And so related Q: what’s left behind when the yellow mustard you apply is dehydrated by the half day spent in the smoker?
Not sure why people care what you rub on your butt.I like to rub a little lotion. Skin So Soft is good. Vaseline works in a pinch. (Literally and figuratively) -
Declared victory after 12 hours and 15 minutes.
Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
I had a sneaking feeling this would open the door to a lube discussion.GrateEggspectations said:When applying an edible substance all over a nice butt, the porcine variety is never my first choice.______________________________________________I love lamp.. -
For clarity purposes, which door are we referring to?nolaegghead said:
I had a sneaking feeling this would open the door to a lube discussion.GrateEggspectations said:When applying an edible substance all over a nice butt, the porcine variety is never my first choice.
Don’t want to gape in the wrong door.Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
Back door, of course. I thought that was implicit. Also, where's Scottie? @SGH______________________________________________I love lamp..
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