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Happy Friday, pig!


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Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,075
    @JohnInCarolina you need to write for Hallmark! That was a great salutation, in the manner of which only you could provide.

    Dennis, awesome display my friend, hope you enjoy it as much as we do. A White or Rosé wine will pair very well with the cook. I will be making one when I return from vacation.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • Battleborn
    Battleborn Posts: 3,529
    Happy Friday to you too. 
    Las Vegas, NV


  • I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    Plainfield, IL
    XL BGE
  • Carolina Q
    Carolina Q Posts: 14,831
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 

    I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,904
    Happy Friday, for sure!

    If you haven't tried it, the Hot Honey rub is pretty damn good, too.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • PeteSliver
    PeteSliver Posts: 153
    Why doesn’t anyone use ketchup for a binder, also a perfectly good hot dog condiment but you get some great caramelization.
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,209
    Why doesn’t anyone use ketchup for a binder, also a perfectly good hot dog condiment but you get some great caramelization.
    On this alone....   
     
    :tongue:

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  • buzd504
    buzd504 Posts: 3,855
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
    Way to shat on my cook. 

    You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?

    This is my position as well.
    NOLA
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,195
    Please watch the saltiness with @Carolina Q he’s on a low salt regimen.
    Love you bro!
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,596
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
    Way to shat on my cook. 

    You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    Alright alright we get it, bidet boy.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
    Way to shat on my cook. 

    You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    Alright alright we get it, bidet boy.  
    Well, sometimes I get my butt all messy on purpose just to rinse it clean.

    That ok?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,596
    dmchicago said:
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
    Way to shat on my cook. 

    You may not need mustard, but I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    Alright alright we get it, bidet boy.  
    Well, sometimes I get my butt all messy on purpose just to rinse it clean.

    That ok?
    That was my point!  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • DavidCrumpton
    DavidCrumpton Posts: 198
    edited August 2021
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
     I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    WHOA there TMI!! This  is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!

    HAHAHAHAHA
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
     I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    WHOA there TMI!! This  is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!

    HAHAHAHAHA
    You mean PorkHub?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,596
    dmchicago said:
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
     I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    WHOA there TMI!! This  is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!

    HAHAHAHAHA
    You mean PorkHub?
    I bet that site already exists, but I am going to resist my curiosity and avoid typing it into the Google machine.  I have one idea for what it could be but can also imagine something completely different.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    dmchicago said:
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
     I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    WHOA there TMI!! This  is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!

    HAHAHAHAHA
    You mean PorkHub?
    I bet that site already exists, but I am going to resist my curiosity and avoid typing it into the Google machine.  I have one idea for what it could be but can also imagine something completely different.  
    Ditto.  I'm usually not so curious anymore to see what cannot be unseen.

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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    dmchicago said:
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
     I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    WHOA there TMI!! This  is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!

    HAHAHAHAHA
    You mean PorkHub?
    I bet that site already exists, but I am going to resist my curiosity and avoid typing it into the Google machine.  I have one idea for what it could be but can also imagine something completely different.  
    Ditto.  I'm usually not so curious anymore to see what cannot be unseen.

    Mr. Hands effect?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • dmchicago said:
    dmchicago said:
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
     I enjoy the process of rubbing my butt with mustard. 

    That ok?
    WHOA there TMI!! This  is a family site. Keep this other stuff to that kink site you like!

    HAHAHAHAHA
    You mean PorkHub?
    Hahahahaha

    But I ain’t googling it. 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Yeah, ok, you can "google" it without going to the site.  Duh derp.

    Doesn't seem that sinister.
    PorkHub Ltd provides services that comprises the entire business scope of pork production and all its related value chain.
    pork hub logo. PorkHub Ltd is committed to bringing tested and trusted expertise to your pig farm operations. We render excellent services to meet your farm ...

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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    Just lifted the lid for the first time since I put it on this morning at 6 AM.

    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I'm looking forward to seeing the finished results. With the preserves, did you still need to mustard as a binder for the seasoning?
    You never need mustard as a binder. Waste of a perfectly good hot dog condiment. Seasoning adheres just fine on its own. 
    Right, you don't want to waste any of your $0.97 pint bottle of yellow mustard just to keep your dollar an ounce spice on the twenty dollar roast.  Makes sense.

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  • That looks really good
  • When applying an edible substance all over a nice butt, the porcine variety is never my first choice. 
  • PigBeanUs
    PigBeanUs Posts: 932
    Dry mustard is fairly common in rubs

    And so related Q: what’s left behind when the yellow mustard you apply is dehydrated by the half day spent in the smoker?

    Not sure why people care what you rub on your butt. 

    I like to rub a little lotion. Skin So Soft is good. Vaseline works in a pinch. (Literally and figuratively)
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    Declared victory after 12 hours and 15 minutes.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    When applying an edible substance all over a nice butt, the porcine variety is never my first choice. 
    I had a sneaking feeling this would open the door to a lube discussion. 
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    edited August 2021
    When applying an edible substance all over a nice butt, the porcine variety is never my first choice. 
    I had a sneaking feeling this would open the door to a lube discussion. 
    For clarity purposes, which door are we referring to?

    Don’t want to gape in the wrong door. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Back door, of course.  I thought that was implicit.  Also, where's Scottie?  @SGH
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