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Way OT: What is your TP roll count?
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“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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Installed a Kohler "Cleaning Seat" today to help extend our TP.
Heated water, seat, night light, remote control and a dryer.
Power cord is only 43" long and our GFCI outlet is just barely within reach. Seat does not interfere with the cord.
Have a 3' long industrial 15 amp, 12-gauge extension but the manufacturer warns against using extension chords.
Ubi panis, ibi patria.
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@SamIAm2 nice. Ours is on back order, expect shipping Apr 15-19.
Don't have GFCI outlet nearby. Plan to retrofit one near the floor by tapping into the fan switch above.canuckland -
I have the same question I did when I got one with my last "user-installed" car stereo: what the hell is the "remote control" for?!?!?SamIAm2 said:Installed a Kohler "Cleaning Seat" today to help extend our TP.
Heated water, seat, night light, remote control and a dryer.
The only bidet I've seen was in Austria, '78, and I was a wet-behind-the-ears, wide-eyed farmboy from South Dakota. We figured out how the controls worked, and after two marching-band shows (I was on the Ultimate high school band camp) I washed my sweaty feet using it. It seemed kinda silly.
“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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@Botch - The remote can set seat temp, water temp and pressure, front/back position, pulse+oscillate the wand, deodorizer, six settings for the dryer speed and be stored as a preset for one of two users. Then all I need to do is press Preset 2 and have my settings activated and SWMBO can press Preset 1 and have all her preferred settings activated.cBotch said:
I have the same question I did when I got one with my last "user-installed" car stereo: what the hell is the "remote control" for?!?!?SamIAm2 said:Installed a Kohler "Cleaning Seat" today to help extend our TP.
Heated water, seat, night light, remote control and a dryer.
Ubi panis, ibi patria.
Large - Roswell rig, MiniMax-PS Woo; Cocoa, Fl. -
Sh!t!______________________________________________I love lamp..
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Still need TP on standby though, in case there's a power outage, remote battery dies, or worse, remote accidentally dropped into no man's land, and you're not wearing socks
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Botch said:
I have the same question I did when I got one with my last "user-installed" car stereo: what the hell is the "remote control" for?!?!?SamIAm2 said:Installed a Kohler "Cleaning Seat" today to help extend our TP.
Heated water, seat, night light, remote control and a dryer.
The only bidet I've seen was in Austria, '78, and I was a wet-behind-the-ears, wide-eyed farmboy from South Dakota. We figured out how the controls worked, and after two marching-band shows (I was on the Ultimate high school band camp) I washed my sweaty feet using it. It seemed kinda silly.

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk -
When can we expect the full, detailed review? Selective pics only, please. 😉SamIAm2 said:Installed a Kohler "Cleaning Seat" today to help extend our TP.
Heated water, seat, night light, remote control and a dryer.
Power cord is only 43" long and our GFCI outlet is just barely within reach. Seat does not interfere with the cord.
Have a 3' long industrial 15 amp, 12-gauge extension but the manufacturer warns against using extension chords.
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Do they make one with a vacuum?
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
2 Large
Peachtree Corners, GA -
You probably should consider visiting a gastroenterologist if you spend enough time on the toilet to need seat heaters and user presets.SamIAm2 said:
@Botch - The remote can set seat temp, water temp and pressure, front/back position, pulse+oscillate the wand, deodorizer, six settings for the dryer speed and be stored as a preset for one of two users. Then all I need to do is press Preset 2 and have my settings activated and SWMBO can press Preset 1 and have all her preferred settings activated.cBotch said:
I have the same question I did when I got one with my last "user-installed" car stereo: what the hell is the "remote control" for?!?!?SamIAm2 said:Installed a Kohler "Cleaning Seat" today to help extend our TP.
Heated water, seat, night light, remote control and a dryer.
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Good grief!SamIAm2 said:
@Botch - The remote can set seat temp, water temp and pressure, front/back position, pulse+oscillate the wand, deodorizer, six settings for the dryer speed and be stored as a preset for one of two users. Then all I need to do is press Preset 2 and have my settings activated and SWMBO can press Preset 1 and have all her preferred settings activated.cBotch said:
I have the same question I did when I got one with my last "user-installed" car stereo: what the hell is the "remote control" for?!?!?
Wifi? "Alexa, warm my seat, please"“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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.....hope it has the super fast heat option for those really cold nights.Botch said:
Good grief!SamIAm2 said:
@Botch - The remote can set seat temp, water temp and pressure, front/back position, pulse+oscillate the wand, deodorizer, six settings for the dryer speed and be stored as a preset for one of two users. Then all I need to do is press Preset 2 and have my settings activated and SWMBO can press Preset 1 and have all her preferred settings activated.cBotch said:
I have the same question I did when I got one with my last "user-installed" car stereo: what the hell is the "remote control" for?!?!?
Wifi? "Alexa, warm my seat, please"
I scored a six pack of paper towels yesterday. happened by as they rolled out an entire pallet.Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax
Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
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This whole TP thing baffles me to no end. For us guys it is a good time to rid our drawers of those ole socks and t-shirts.
The problem with a problem is that you don't know it's a problem until it's a problem, and that is a big problem.
Holding the company together with three spreadsheets and two cans connected by a long piece of string. -
Water, electricity, and bare skin? What could go wrong?
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Ubi panis, ibi patria.
Large - Roswell rig, MiniMax-PS Woo; Cocoa, Fl. -
We’re down to about 70 rolls. Funny “non hoarding” backstory I’ll keep to myself for now.Michiana, South of the border.
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Sounds more plausibly like a backed-up story.Teefus said:We’re down to about 70 rolls. Funny “non hoarding” backstory I’ll keep to myself for now. -
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To the four members who 'liked' ^^^ before it was deleted, can someone PM me what it was please? curious mind wants to know.
edit: never mind, the picture didn't load earlier, my bad
btw, all you need is one alcohol infused TP roll
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6 rolls. I've come to be pretty efficient with my wipes. I used to wipe with wads of TP. Not giving a **** how much I used. This has all changed. I'm typically using 9-12 squares to wipe my ass after a ****. My office has a bidet...I use it as often as I can.South Central Kansas
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I received and installed a bidet attachment to the royal throne a couple days ago.


As you can see, this cold water unit adds a little jump to the morning constitutional. So far, it works as advertised and we kinda like it. I bet it’s worth every penny we spent on it the day after eating some spicy food.
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That's interesting. Where exactly are the "jets"?Fred19Flintstone said:I received and installed a bidet attachment to the royal throne a couple days ago.
She's got a dirty butt,
Paper-less slut,
You know I read it in a magazi-iiiine, oh ho!!!!
Bi-bi-bi-bidet and the jets!“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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This isn't going to help matters.
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/texas/article/Truck-hauling-toilet-paper-catches-fire-on-Texas-15171313.php
XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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I think the TP supply chain is starting to work the kinks out.
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XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
Tampa Bay, FL
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@SamIAm2 - can you exchange it for the left handed model? Then the cables wouldn't cross over the tank!
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