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OT: My Kid's School Just Closed Due to Coronavirus

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  • speed51133
    speed51133 Posts: 691
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    I saw my local Facebook marketplace had a guy selling 1 gallon purel jugs for A GRAND each. He had like 50 of them. 
    XL BGE and Kamado Joe Jr.
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    I saw my local Facebook marketplace had a guy selling 1 gallon purel jugs for A GRAND each. He had like 50 of them. 
    In a week he'll list them for $100 each, 90% off!
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 9,304
    edited March 2020
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    Lit said:
    I just need to grab a little lump and I’m set on everything for 2 months plus. I’m working from home and wife and kids are out of school. I don’t plan on leaving our cul de sac for a good 30 days unless something bad happens. 
    My expectation would be that the risk to your health of leaving your house will be much higher in 30 days than it is today. 

    I plan to see friend and family that I wish to see right now, because I think odds of that happening will be slimmer within the coming weeks and months.
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
    edited March 2020
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    Hoarding for a virus, buy plenty of:

    Dildos
    Toilet Paper
    Bottled Water
    Guns

    Wait, the dildos are just being bought up by a guy in Hays KS.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    @Lit sampling his Caputo Tipo 00 flour....
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    @Lit sampling his Caputo Tipo 00 flour....
    Don’t post that when I’m drunk 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Fact alert/warning!


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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    Lit said:
    I just need to grab a little lump and I’m set on everything for 2 months plus. I’m working from home and wife and kids are out of school. I don’t plan on leaving our cul de sac for a good 30 days unless something bad happens. 
    My expectation would be that the risk to your health of leaving your house will be much higher in 30 days than it is today. 

    I plan to see friend and family that I wish to see right now, because I think odds of that happening will be slimmer within the coming weeks and months.
    It’s already bad here and most of our friends are in the neighborhood anyways. At a neighbors now eating pizza and getting drunk.
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Hays KS golf carts are, like, super high tech with antiviral injections systems
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 16,989
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    Yeah, about that stockmarket thing, and the having CV under control....

    Great job der Führer.

    Everyone dependent on their 401K suddenly developed 2020 hindsight.

    Swear to all that is Holy.......

    I was watching live the stockmarket during the speech from Donnie T.

    It was in complete free fall while he spoke, it was only after him turning over the podium to others to speak, is where the gains began.

    Seriously.....check it out. Every time this guy speaks, it is a burning fecal dumpster, train wreck.

    Anybody see the QAs afterwards? Hilarious.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • WeberWho
    WeberWho Posts: 11,030
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    "The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan

    Minnesota
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,978
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    Hoarding for a virus, buy plenty of:

    Dildos
    Toilet Paper
    Bottled Water
    Guns

    Wait, the dildos are just being bought up by a guy in Hays KS.

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    Costco finally ran out of doo doo paper.


    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • Spaightlabs
    Spaightlabs Posts: 2,349
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    You are a genius.

    Just kidding.  Idiot.
  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 7,663
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    Sell your stocks @YukonRon then you don’t have to worry! 
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,533
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    It's Friday night!


    canuckland
  • GrateEggspectations
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    “Covfefe” and “Covid-19” are pretty close. Just saying. Prognosticator?
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,491
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    Hoarding for a virus, buy plenty of:

    Dildos
    Toilet Paper
    Bottled Water
    Guns

    Wait, the dildos are just being bought up by a guy in Hays KS.
    Dildos are reusable, you just need to wipe them down with Pürell or similar.  
    Oh wait...  
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    Tin soldiers and Johnson's coming...


  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,491
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    I watched the press conference live this afternoon, and one thing really disturbed me.  Just watched the Evening News on both CBS and PBS, and neither of them mentioned it.  
    Three times, that I saw, an uncomfortable question was asked, trump danced around and didn't answer it, and when the reporter tried to restate the question, the mic was faded out.  trump then went to the next question/reporter.  
    Now, I've publicly wished this was done for all political debates, on both sides of the aisle; let the person to whom the question was addressed answer the damn question, without being interrupted mid-sentence!!  But this is the first time I've seen it done by the Executive branch, and I consider it suppression of the press, another poison against democracy.  
    Dammit.  
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    Tin soldiers and Johnson's coming...


  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Botch said:
    Hoarding for a virus, buy plenty of:

    Dildos
    Toilet Paper
    Bottled Water
    Guns

    Wait, the dildos are just being bought up by a guy in Hays KS.
    Dildos are reusable, you just need to wipe them down with Pürell or similar.  
    Oh wait...  
    Right.  I think we found the resident expert on the forum for dildo hygiene.  Bravo!  Hays KS needs your expertise 
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    I love lamp..
  • speed51133
    speed51133 Posts: 691
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    Just saw this ad. Pretty funny. 
    XL BGE and Kamado Joe Jr.
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,491
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    Just got home, and turned on the presidents press release...must have been a good one...for the Dow to recover +1985 points by closing.
    pushing $1.5T in liquidity to the banks tends to help the markets. That happened yesterday and the futures were up all night. 

    (emphasis mine)
    A point I saw on an evil lib-tard site this afternoon:  
    A certain democratic candidate has been touting paying off all student loan debt, throughout the United States (a promise I believe as much as a "beautiful wall on the southern border, sea to sea, and Mexico will pay for it).  
    Total student debt in this country is just over $1.7 trillion.
    An amount that the US could NEVER afford, per the republicans.
    But they came up with $1.5 trillion to give to Wall Street.  
    Yesterday.
    Increasing the ballooning of the federal debt from $4 trillion, to $5.5 trillion.
    In the last three years.
    Once again, Socialism for the Wealthy, pure capitalism for the rest of us.  
     
    Think about that.
    Please.  
     
    I'll shut up now.  
     


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    Tin soldiers and Johnson's coming...


  • NCSmoky
    NCSmoky Posts: 515
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    Botch said:
    Just got home, and turned on the presidents press release...must have been a good one...for the Dow to recover +1985 points by closing.
    pushing $1.5T in liquidity to the banks tends to help the markets. That happened yesterday and the futures were up all night. 

    (emphasis mine)
    A point I saw on an evil lib-tard site this afternoon:  
    A certain democratic candidate has been touting paying off all student loan debt, throughout the United States (a promise I believe as much as a "beautiful wall on the southern border, sea to sea, and Mexico will pay for it).  
    Total student debt in this country is just over $1.7 trillion.
    An amount that the US could NEVER afford, per the republicans.
    But they came up with $1.5 trillion to give to Wall Street.  
    Yesterday.
    Increasing the ballooning of the federal debt from $4 trillion, to $5.5 trillion.
    In the last three years.
    Once again, Socialism for the Wealthy, pure capitalism for the rest of us.  
     
    Think about that.
    Please.  
     
    I'll shut up now.  
     


    Its not as simple as 1.5T to the banks, a disorderly unwind of the worlds financial system (of which we are a major part) would do far more damage and send us into a global depression. We need to disconnect the stock market from the real economy. The only place giving decent returns for the last 12 years has been the equity markets, forcing everyone in and having ripple effects when it pukes. Our monetary system is seriously F'ed up.
  • littlerascal56
    littlerascal56 Posts: 2,104
    edited March 2020
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    Botch said:
    Hoarding for a virus, buy plenty of:

    Dildos
    Toilet Paper
    Bottled Water
    Guns

    Wait, the dildos are just being bought up by a guy in Hays KS.
    Dildos are reusable, you just need to wipe them down with Pürell or similar.  
    Oh wait...  
    Nola seems to have a “dildo” fetish, or obsession....he won’t quit talking about them....just sayin!😂