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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,350
    ColtsFan said:
    Don't drink and prime! Seriously ... I ended up with a squatty potty this time last year. 

    Effin bourbon 
    Saw the promo videos of the "Squatty potty", and was curious about the science behind it.  (<<< huh huh huh, he said "behind"!!)
    I grabbed two stacks of phone books, or magazines, or car jacks (can't remember) in my bathroom to test the position out, but quickly realized that you can achieve the same angle between your legs and your torso, just by bending over when you take a dump.
    Sorry that this is probably TMI, but damn it changes everything!  Things just work much better, and you don't need some damn plastic contraption to prop up your legs.  
    FWIW.  

    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • Kevinboatright
    Kevinboatright Posts: 278
    Botch said:
    ColtsFan said:
    Don't drink and prime! Seriously ... I ended up with a squatty potty this time last year. 

    Effin bourbon 
    Saw the promo videos of the "Squatty potty", and was curious about the science behind it.  (<<< huh huh huh, he said "behind"!!)
    I grabbed two stacks of phone books, or magazines, or car jacks (can't remember) in my bathroom to test the position out, but quickly realized that you can achieve the same angle between your legs and your torso, just by bending over when you take a dump.
    Sorry that this is probably TMI, but damn it changes everything!  Things just work much better, and you don't need some damn plastic contraption to prop up your legs.  
    FWIW.  


    We have 3 in our house and only 2 bathrooms! It changes everything! 
    My wife thought I was crazy when I asked for one for Christmas last year. Then we ended up putting 2 on our wedding registry she loved it so much. 


    Atlanta, GA 

    LBGE, Mini-Max, Mini, 1995 BGE Chiminea, 22" Blackstone, Weber Genesis E-310. 
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    This thread just took a strange direction.  

    Poundunintentionalconsequences
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,648
    Botch said:
    ColtsFan said:
    Don't drink and prime! Seriously ... I ended up with a squatty potty this time last year. 

    Effin bourbon 
    Saw the promo videos of the "Squatty potty", and was curious about the science behind it.  (<<< huh huh huh, he said "behind"!!)
    I grabbed two stacks of phone books, or magazines, or car jacks (can't remember) in my bathroom to test the position out, but quickly realized that you can achieve the same angle between your legs and your torso, just by bending over when you take a dump.
    Sorry that this is probably TMI, but damn it changes everything!  Things just work much better, and you don't need some damn plastic contraption to prop up your legs.  
    FWIW.  
    I find this pose works best:


    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,350
    I can't believe I just posted that on a barbeque forum.  d'Oh!  

    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,648
    Botch said:
    I can't believe I just posted that on a barbeque forum.  d'Oh!  
    Calling this a BBQ forum is generous.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Botch said:
    I can't believe I just posted that on a barbeque forum.  d'Oh!  
    Calling this a BBQ forum is generous.
    Coming from the cooking thread king 

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    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    Botch said:
    ColtsFan said:
    Don't drink and prime! Seriously ... I ended up with a squatty potty this time last year. 

    Effin bourbon 
    Saw the promo videos of the "Squatty potty", and was curious about the science behind it.  (<<< huh huh huh, he said "behind"!!)
    I grabbed two stacks of phone books, or magazines, or car jacks (can't remember) in my bathroom to test the position out, but quickly realized that you can achieve the same angle between your legs and your torso, just by bending over when you take a dump.
    Sorry that this is probably TMI, but damn it changes everything!  Things just work much better, and you don't need some damn plastic contraption to prop up your legs.  
    FWIW.  
    It's a bit different if you simply bend over while sitting, though it is probably better than sitting upright.

    With your feet propped up so your thighs make an acute angle at the hip, the pelvic floor muscles are more relaxed, and you can generate better intraabdominal pressure. The rectum also straightens out somewhat and comes more forward. 

    More than is necessary for a BBQ form, but couldn't help jumping in :)

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,648
    edited October 2018
    Mattman3969 said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Botch said:
    I can't believe I just posted that on a barbeque forum.  d'Oh!  
    Calling this a BBQ forum is generous.
    Coming from the cooking thread Jester

    FTFY

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    caliking said:
    Botch said:
    ColtsFan said:
    Don't drink and prime! Seriously ... I ended up with a squatty potty this time last year. 

    Effin bourbon 
    Saw the promo videos of the "Squatty potty", and was curious about the science behind it.  (<<< huh huh huh, he said "behind"!!)
    I grabbed two stacks of phone books, or magazines, or car jacks (can't remember) in my bathroom to test the position out, but quickly realized that you can achieve the same angle between your legs and your torso, just by bending over when you take a dump.
    Sorry that this is probably TMI, but damn it changes everything!  Things just work much better, and you don't need some damn plastic contraption to prop up your legs.  
    FWIW.  
    It's a bit different if you simply bend over while sitting, though it is probably better than sitting upright.

    With your feet propped up so your thighs make an acute angle at the hip, the pelvic floor muscles are more relaxed, and you can generate better intraabdominal pressure. The rectum also straightens out somewhat and comes more forward. 

    More than is necessary for a BBQ form, but couldn't help jumping in :)
    Butts and guts.  
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,648
    Btw, here is a cooking thread I posted ...

    https://eggheadforum.com/discussion/1213033/ot-koolickles#latest

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • cookingdude555
    cookingdude555 Posts: 3,196
    Fiber. It works. 
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    I have seven items in my cart right and am currently emptying the colon while catching up on the forum.  
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,226
    thetrim said:
    I have seven items in my cart right and am currently emptying the colon while catching up on the forum.  
    Are those two issues related?

    Is the number of items you buy from your cart proportional to the extent to which your colon evacuates?

    Like, “Whoa!  That’s a big pile. I can buy all 7 of those items.”?

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    caliking said:
    Botch said:
    ColtsFan said:
    Don't drink and prime! Seriously ... I ended up with a squatty potty this time last year. 

    Effin bourbon 
    Saw the promo videos of the "Squatty potty", and was curious about the science behind it.  (<<< huh huh huh, he said "behind"!!)
    I grabbed two stacks of phone books, or magazines, or car jacks (can't remember) in my bathroom to test the position out, but quickly realized that you can achieve the same angle between your legs and your torso, just by bending over when you take a dump.
    Sorry that this is probably TMI, but damn it changes everything!  Things just work much better, and you don't need some damn plastic contraption to prop up your legs.  
    FWIW.  
    It's a bit different if you simply bend over while sitting, though it is probably better than sitting upright.

    With your feet propped up so your thighs make an acute angle at the hip, the pelvic floor muscles are more relaxed, and you can generate better intraabdominal pressure. The rectum also straightens out somewhat and comes more forward. 

    More than is necessary for a BBQ form, but couldn't help jumping in :)
    Sh!t just got real, yo.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • BobDanger
    BobDanger Posts: 323
    Hans61 said:
    @BGEChicago

    https://youtu.be/jdNzPX1UbH8
    Why did I just watch all his videos...I’m still wondering what he’s gonna do with the bone on top the fridge.
    Eastern Shore Virginia 

    Medium & Mini Max
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  • evie1370
    evie1370 Posts: 506
    With me it is QVC. I see something on TV, order, then see the email the next day and go WTH? 

    Medium BGE in Cincinnati OH.

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    "I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me. " Duke of Wellington, Battle of Waterloo.
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,350
    caliking said:
    It's a bit different if you simply bend over while sitting, though it is probably better than sitting upright.

    With your feet propped up so your thighs make an acute angle at the hip, the pelvic floor muscles are more relaxed, and you can generate better intraabdominal pressure. The rectum also straightens out somewhat and comes more forward. 

    More than is necessary for a BBQ form, but couldn't help jumping in :)
    I defer to your derrierē description!  :D 

    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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