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Wing Ding 3?

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,164
    Legume said:
    Is this thing still a few weeks away?  it must be, the trash talking hasn't gotten any better at all.

    "I'm going to win"

    "No, I'm going to win"

    "Oh yeah?  Well I'm win again because you don't make good wings and the wings I make are good"

    Maybe there should be a second trophy for best trash talking.  The rest of us non-wing tasting spectators can judge.  I'll send a bottle of clumpy Texas rub or something to the winner.  Most likes on a single post in this thread by game time takes it.

    Go.
    You forgot about the folks weaseling out of cooking. 
  • Jeremiah
    Jeremiah Posts: 6,412
    @Legume you may be on to something here. I’ll have another trophy made for “best looking wings on the internet based on judgment cast by those too skeeered to show up”


     =) 
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,164
    Jeremiah said:
    @Legume you may be on to something here. I’ll have another trophy made for “best looking wings on the internet based on judgment cast by those too skeeered to show up”


     =) 
    You’re the one that picked a holiday weekend....
  • Jeremiah
    Jeremiah Posts: 6,412
    Jeremiah said:
    @Legume you may be on to something here. I’ll have another trophy made for “best looking wings on the internet based on judgment cast by those too skeeered to show up”


     =) 
    You’re the one that picked a holiday weekend....

    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    Can a non-participant win the trashtalking contest?

    Because as the reigning champion of the now defunct Salado Eggfest Wing Cookoff I'm just sitting back and waiting for a few years for these guys to perfect their craft in their cute little local "wing ding" before I invite the winner to Texas for a shot at the big time.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    I don’t see why not @Foghorn, it’s not like anyone else is stepping up their game.  For you, a local special release Belgian-style strong dark ale I’ve been holding if you win (I’m assuming you’ve got more than your above post).
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    Last thing you want is someone from the shadows of Appalachia coming down there, drinking your beer, charming your women, and stealing your boots to kick your assess all over that state in a wing cook off.
    Remember you only won because I was not there.
    Spank y'all in cooking wings like a brat in Wal Mart.

    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • Jupiter Jim
    Jupiter Jim Posts: 3,351
    Legume said:
    Is this thing still a few weeks away?  it must be, the trash talking hasn't gotten any better at all.

    "I'm going to win"

    "No, I'm going to win"

    "Oh yeah?  Well I'm win again because you don't make good wings and the wings I make are good"

    Maybe there should be a second trophy for best trash talking.  The rest of us non-wing tasting spectators can judge.  I'll send a bottle of clumpy Texas rub or something to the winner.  Most likes on a single post in this thread by game time takes it.

    Go.
    You forgot about the folks weaseling out of cooking. 
    I'm not a Weasel! We are cooking I was just stirring the pot! Last night we did our final test cook and it will make your tongue slap your brain with flavor never before known from Chicken Wings Kay put an idea together and Oh what a winner it is.

    I'm only hungry when I'm awake!

    Okeechobee FL. Winter

    West Jefferson NC Summer

  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    Legume said:
    Is this thing still a few weeks away?  it must be, the trash talking hasn't gotten any better at all.

    "I'm going to win"

    "No, I'm going to win"

    "Oh yeah?  Well I'm win again because you don't make good wings and the wings I make are good"

    Maybe there should be a second trophy for best trash talking.  The rest of us non-wing tasting spectators can judge.  I'll send a bottle of clumpy Texas rub or something to the winner.  Most likes on a single post in this thread by game time takes it.

    Go.
    You forgot about the folks weaseling out of cooking. 
    I'm not a Weasel! We are cooking I was just stirring the pot! Last night we did our final test cook and it will make your tongue slap your brain with flavor never before known from Chicken Wings Kay put an idea together and Oh what a winner it is.

    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • Jupiter Jim
    Jupiter Jim Posts: 3,351
    Legume said:
    Is this thing still a few weeks away?  it must be, the trash talking hasn't gotten any better at all.

    "I'm going to win"

    "No, I'm going to win"

    "Oh yeah?  Well I'm win again because you don't make good wings and the wings I make are good"

    Maybe there should be a second trophy for best trash talking.  The rest of us non-wing tasting spectators can judge.  I'll send a bottle of clumpy Texas rub or something to the winner.  Most likes on a single post in this thread by game time takes it.

    Go.
    You forgot about the folks weaseling out of cooking. 
    I'm not a Weasel! We are cooking I was just stirring the pot! Last night we did our final test cook and it will make your tongue slap your brain with flavor never before known from Chicken Wings Kay put an idea together and Oh what a winner it is.

    No bacon this year!

    I'm only hungry when I'm awake!

    Okeechobee FL. Winter

    West Jefferson NC Summer

  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    Legume said:
    I don’t see why not @Foghorn, it’s not like anyone else is stepping up their game.  For you, a local special release Belgian-style strong dark ale I’ve been holding if you win (I’m assuming you’ve got more than your above post).
    I’ve got more. I just don’t see any evidence that I need it. 

    And you definitely have the right incentive. 

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    well played.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    Foghorn said:
    Legume said:
    I don’t see why not @Foghorn, it’s not like anyone else is stepping up their game.  For you, a local special release Belgian-style strong dark ale I’ve been holding if you win (I’m assuming you’ve got more than your above post).
    I’ve got more. I just don’t see any evidence that I need it. 

    And you definitely have the right incentive. 
    Yo Fog....this can be arranged. Right now we got the local drunks too take care of. You can be next.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce. Bringing a velvet blanket to wrap the trophy in to bring back to Kentucky.
    I plan on taking it everywhere I go, and taking pictures of it where ever I end up.

    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • Jupiter Jim
    Jupiter Jim Posts: 3,351
    Dreamer!

    I'm only hungry when I'm awake!

    Okeechobee FL. Winter

    West Jefferson NC Summer

  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,708
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,708
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,164
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.

  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,708
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.

    Am I wrong?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,164
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.

    Am I wrong?
    No sir. 


  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    edited August 2018
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.
    Could be you’re just mistaking that for “another 256-hour Georgia Red Wing” cook!
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,708
    Legume said:
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.
    Could be you’re just mistaking that for “another 256-hour Georgia Red Wing” cook!
    You’re confused old man.  Very, very confused.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.
    That's awesome.  In an effort to talk smack about a chicken wing cooking contest, you reveal that you don't recognize a trophy that was earned by winning a chicken wing cooking contest..

    I don't even have to trashtalk to win the trashtalking contest.  You're doing it for me.  

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Jeremiah
    Jeremiah Posts: 6,412
    Foghorn said:
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.
    That's awesome.  In an effort to talk smack about a chicken wing cooking contest, you reveal that you don't recognize a trophy that was earned by winning a chicken wing cooking contest..

    I don't even have to trashtalk to win the trashtalking contest.  You're doing it for me.  
    Funny, I was googling “chicken wing trophies” a month or so ago, and ran across your trophy for sale. Something like $100. Yeah I didn’t pay $100 for our trophy. You should bring your a$$ to carolina next year. You’ll fit right in. 
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,708
    Foghorn said:
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.
    That's awesome.  In an effort to talk smack about a chicken wing cooking contest, you reveal that you don't recognize a trophy that was earned by winning a chicken wing cooking contest..

    I don't even have to trashtalk to win the trashtalking contest.  You're doing it for me.  
    Dude.  You’re the guy who accepted the vagina trophy for winning a wing competition.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    Just finished the Sriracha Bleu Cheese sauce for the tenderloin. Should be good to go by Friday night.
    Hitting the road tomorrow morning.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,227
    Jeremiah said:
    Foghorn said:
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Just so you know....the chicken wing jesus has just finished his sauce.

    Which store did you buy it from Ron?  Give it up.
    It may be storebought but he's going to add some bourbon to it so that makes it an original recipe.
    You talk a lot of smack for someone whose forum pic is a swollen vagina.
    That's awesome.  In an effort to talk smack about a chicken wing cooking contest, you reveal that you don't recognize a trophy that was earned by winning a chicken wing cooking contest..

    I don't even have to trashtalk to win the trashtalking contest.  You're doing it for me.  
    Funny, I was googling “chicken wing trophies” a month or so ago, and ran across your trophy for sale. Something like $100. Yeah I didn’t pay $100 for our trophy. You should bring your a$$ to carolina next year. You’ll fit right in. 
    It continues. 

    You guys really need to work on your trashtalkiing game.  It's not supposed to be self-deprecating. 

    Thanks for helping me out by providing more evidence that the Salado contest was the big time compared to "wing ding".  

    When you guys get together - do you do air quotes every time you say the phrase "wing ding"?

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX