Your best brisket rub recipe?

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• TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 2,626

  July 2018

  SonVolt said:

  Oh he does use 50:50, at least according to his videos... I just meant he didn't cake it on as thick or heavy as a lot of people tend to do. 

  
  Ahh gotcha.

  
  

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• nolaegghead Posts: 32,821

  July 2018 edited July 2018

  SGH said:

  l2oBiN said:

  What is your best brisket rub recipe? 
  

  I’m going to give you some real good advice my friend. It’s up to you to heed it or not. 
  First and foremost, never trust a hippie. No matter what. 
  Second, never trust a liberal. I mean NEVER. It can only lead to disappointment and usually something extremely gay. It’s just their way sadly. 
  Third, invest in a little of this:
  
  Use it in large quantities. If in doubt, see rule 1 & 2 above again and the following pics of bark. 
  
  
  Only listen to clean cut, well shaven conservatives my friend. They will always lead you right and keep you on the straight and narrow. 

  I dunno man, I get the feeling you're been "off the reservation" so-to-speak in your younger days. That would explain the visceral affinity for anus - which isn't a sex organ and has no gender, btw.
  

  
  

  Also, I don't get the appeal of big, thick, black, hard.....bark.  Cracks off in chunks when you cut into the meat. Tastes like burned sugar or burned something.  I like my bark chewy.  Sticks on the meat vs break your jaw when you try to chew it.
  

  
  

  I see jet-black, carbonous meteorites on display here and everyone oohing and ahhing over them.  I guess I'm just a weird, untrustworthy hippy.
  

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• SonVolt Posts: 2,098

  July 2018 edited July 2018

  Had a coworker that was pretty vocal about what other people shouldn't be doing in the bedroom. We fired him recently for using his Verizon hotspot off-network to browse content that seemed to suggest he wasn't as honest about his sexuality as he'd led us to believe. Now I'm not saying @SGH likes a dong in the mouth, or takes one (2?) in the rear, but I'd wager he's thought about it more than once. It's always the ones most vocal that are hiding something... 

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• nolaegghead Posts: 32,821

  July 2018

  You can argue all day about what constitutes depravity and hypocrisy, but there's no denying Southern Baptists have some of the biggest and fullest closets in the country.
  

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• TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 2,626

  July 2018

  Shots fired. Now things are gonna get interesting, I gotta go grab some popcorn.

  
  

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• SonVolt Posts: 2,098

  July 2018 edited July 2018

  I can't google it at work, but Pornhub's published stats are pretty telling. Guess which region of the country likes the butt sex more than the rest? It ain't the Yankees, mid-westerners or even them homos out in California... 

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• TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 2,626

  July 2018

  SonVolt said:

  I can't google it at work, but Pornhub's published stats are pretty telling. Guess which region of the country likes the butt sex more than the rest? It ain't the Yankees, mid-westerners or even them homos out in California... 

  
  Let me guess. "They Got Purdy Mouths???"

  
  

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• JohnInCarolina Posts: 16,232

  July 2018

  I’m just laughing at the notion that 69 is necessarily gay.  I’m starting to wonder about SGH’s sexual range, and it’s not even Friday.

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• JRWhitee Posts: 5,374

  July 2018

  SGH said:

  JRWhitee said:

  I just googled Anus and @SGH was on the bottom....

  That almost hurt brother Whitee

  That's what I hear...

                                                              
  

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