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  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    Fock, were you joking when you posted those pictures....like, if you didn't eat with your eyes, this sh!t tasted great?
    It starts there.
    Was just picking his brain on those bites as he was processing and masticating significantly, and how he then came to the conclusion it was fantastic.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • DMWDMW Posts: 13,036
    Focker said:
    Fock, were you joking when you posted those pictures....like, if you didn't eat with your eyes, this sh!t tasted great?
    It starts there.
    Was just picking his brain on those bites as he was processing and masticating significantly, and how he then came to the conclusion it was fantastic.
    Middle school was fun.
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - Akron Jr - BS SS36" Griddle
  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    Another hua hua!!!
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    Here we go again, folks.  As predictable as pooping after eating.

    As Nietzche once said:  Focker is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice chihuahuas come.


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  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2
    Oh deer.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    All we're missing is yolk.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • DMWDMW Posts: 13,036
    Focker said:
    Oh deer.
    You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

    Keep trying, and winning.
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - Akron Jr - BS SS36" Griddle
  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    Oh deer.
    You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

    Keep trying, and winning.
    Go fetch a shtick.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • LegumeLegume Posts: 8,471
    Oh god, just stop being an a-hole, if that’s possible.  Straight to the criticism, again.  Has anything you’ve posted here been any different than I described?
    Austin, TX
  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    Legume said:
    Oh god, just stop being an a-hole, if that’s possible.  Straight to the criticism, again.  Has anything you’ve posted here been any different than I described?
    Mommy!
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • DMWDMW Posts: 13,036
    Focker said:
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    Oh deer.
    You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

    Keep trying, and winning.
    Go fetch a shtick.
    I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - Akron Jr - BS SS36" Griddle
  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    Oh deer.
    You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

    Keep trying, and winning.
    Go fetch a shtick.
    I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

    I wasn't arguing, or criticizing choices as I said both Hellmann's and Dukes was ok, never understood the hype.  I wasn't the one making a fuss.  Legume made a smart a$$ snarky little comment, his shtick.  Then I made a smart a$$ comment.  The prickle can't have all of the fun.

    I can make mayo.  It's hard, elitist hard.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • DMWDMW Posts: 13,036
    Focker said:
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    Oh deer.
    You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

    Keep trying, and winning.
    Go fetch a shtick.
    I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

    I wasn't arguing, or criticizing choices as I said both Hellmann's and Dukes was ok, never understood the hype.  I wasn't the one making a fuss.  Legume made a smart a$$ snarky little comment, his shtick.  Then I made a smart a$$ comment.  The prickle can't have all of the fun.

    I can make mayo.  It's hard, elitist.
    #alternativefacts


    Dude, you did not make "a" smart a$$ comment. "a" is singular. Singular is one and only one.

    But, alternative facts and whatnot. Seriously, de-stress. I did this weekend and it felt good. I think we all need to get together with a field-full of cookers and coolers and make stuff happen.
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - Akron Jr - BS SS36" Griddle
  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    Oh deer.
    You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

    Keep trying, and winning.
    Go fetch a shtick.
    I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

    I wasn't arguing, or criticizing choices as I said both Hellmann's and Dukes was ok, never understood the hype.  I wasn't the one making a fuss.  Legume made a smart a$$ snarky little comment, his shtick.  Then I made a smart a$$ comment.  The prickle can't have all of the fun.

    I can make mayo.  It's hard, elitist.
    #alternativefacts


    Dude, you did not make "a" smart a$$ comment. "a" is singular. Singular is one and only one.

    But, alternative facts and whatnot. Seriously, de-stress. I did this weekend and it felt good. I think we all need to get together with a field-full of cookers and coolers and make stuff happen.
    I know, but it escalated from there.

    Thanks man, but my stress level is good.

    Just proving a point or two is all bud.
    If you dish it out, then you better be able to take it.
    Middle school bullying type stuff. 
    And don't whine.
    It's annoying.

    I agree.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    making mayo is incrementally harder than boiling water and a colossal waste of your time in the kitchen except for rare circumstances where the mayo is central to the dish (think Japanese). 
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    Go (appropriately) and touch a boob and chill, brah.
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    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • DMWDMW Posts: 13,036
    Go (appropriately) and touch a boob and chill, brah.
    This is key. Do not touch those inappropriately.
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - Akron Jr - BS SS36" Griddle
  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2
    There clearly is some hatred palpated here from the prickle.

    For the record, it's not reciprocated.
    I don't hate you.  Or your pinstripes.  Or what you put on your walls in your home. Lol

    All good in the hood boyz.
    I can take lumps...just not in my rubs.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    no hate, just love here.  
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    follow jesus, focker, he will lead you into the light
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2
    Oh deer.
    You need Jesus.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • DMWDMW Posts: 13,036
    Focker said:
    You need Jesus.
    He does, there is no question about it, he does. I have him on my prayer card every night.
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - Akron Jr - BS SS36" Griddle
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    I have Jesus inside me already.  He fills me with awesomeness. 
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    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    hahaha....fock edits "you need jesus" to "oh deer you need jesus".   that's way above my pay grade, brah.
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 27,670
    Is there some certification I need to pass before I am eligible to use Jesus as a tool to collect money from old gullible people that have fear about their afterlives?  Or do I just need to qualify as a non-profit and have a fabulous personality?  Anyone?  Focker?
    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    Big girl panties are the only requirement.

    I can only imagine, if the prickle believed, this would be a friendlier place. 
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 12,060
    edited July 2
    Do not mock a man’s religious idol, even one who chooses to bury his own in a sea, of chest hair.  That is not respectful, or nice, to cornfield guidos, the world over.  

    The tough-guy signaling kitsch, on the other hand, deserves to be mocked, and rightfully so. It is good for a laugh, or two.  The only harm there is to folks sporting speed-limit IQs, trying to compensate for B.B.-sized nuts, and a lifestyle that doesn’t quite live up to their over-inflated sense of, self-worth.
    "If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots." - NdGT

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - DT


  • FockerFocker Posts: 8,364
    This has been a fun lesson.
    Focker out.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • northGAcocknorthGAcock Posts: 10,559
    Columbia, South Carolina with a Medium, MiniMax & a 17" Blackstone

    “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.”
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 12,060
    Poor soul, just too high-strung.  I’m afraid the strain was, more than he could bear.
    "If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots." - NdGT

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - DT


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