>>New Heinz Mayo<<

kl8ton

JohnInCarolina said:

Poor soul, just too high-strung.  I’m afraid the strain was, more than he could bear.

Edit: not really following this post, just love Tombstone.

tarheelmatt

tarheelmatt

Soooo... How is this mayo? 

JethroVA

Duke's mayo. 

Botch

"The Cornfield Guidos" WBAGNFARB!  

JohnInCarolina

How do you describe the guy who accuses folks of taking their ball and running home to momma, only to declare "I'm out" several posts later? Asking for a friend...

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Stike was right. 

HendersonTRKing

I'd never heard of Duke's Mayo before the forum.  After way too much reading and consideration, I tried it and now it's my go to, both in and on things.  Others in my fam like it ok, but prefer the taste and security of their ol' tried and true [Hellman's (light)].  That's ok with me -- it's often said that there's no accounting for taste.  We've got room in the fridge for both, along with way, way too many mustards that I keep bringing home.  

Maybe I'll call this "The Duke's Corollary":  keep an open mind, listen to others' opinions, try new things, and judge not others' preferences.   But, as long as there's popcorn and I've got the time, Imma keep coming back to threads like this to see what drama is getting stirred up.  Might even try Heinz Mayo, assuming someone whose taste I trust gives it an appropriate endorsement.

SonVolt

I like homemade mayo as a dip for roasted vegetables or turned into Aoili etc, but I'm not putting that shiit on a burger though. There's no need - it just gets lost in the mix.  

JohnInCarolina

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Stike was right. 

The holiday dessert, aka "fruitcake" takedown was one of the all-time greats:

https://eggheadforum.com/discussion/comment/2079071/#Comment_2079071

nolaegghead

To this day, I don't think he ever got it.

JRWhitee

I only put Ketchup on things I don't like.

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead said:

To this day, I don't think he ever got it.

He’s probably not getting any, generally.  Perhaps the root of the problem.

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

To this day, I don't think he ever got it.

He’s probably not getting any, generally.  Perhaps the root of the problem.

I'm sure it's because of the parchment paper.

500

jeffwit said:

Heinz ketchup is best. Period. 
Especially on hotdogs. 

https://youtu.be/ZpZ_fakwSwc

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

To this day, I don't think he ever got it.

He’s probably not getting any, generally.  Perhaps the root of the problem.

I'm sure it's because of the parchment paper.

There’s really nothing wrong with parchment paper.  Or maybe folks who use it are actually pansies.  It’s one of those.  I may be drunk on all of the fruitcake being demolished.

nolaegghead

jeffwit

I miss Stike. 

SmokeyPitt

Botch said:

"The Cornfield Guidos" WBAGNFARB!  

I had to look it up.

thetrim

Mayo makes me gag

jeffwit

A penguin drops his car off for repairs and goes to a deli for lunch. He finishes and heads back to the repair shop. The mechanic says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin wipes his mouth and says, “Nah, that’s just mayonnaise from my sandwich.”

westernbbq

Why buy when you can make your own?  Just sayin'

tarheelmatt

This chick drops off a dress at the dry cleaner then started walking out the door. Dry cleaning employee says "come again". The chick turns around says "no just ketchup this time"  

frazzdaddy

This thread reminds me of a weather forum I frequent. 

JohnInCarolina

frazzdaddy said:

This thread reminds me of a weather forum I frequent. 

I’m sure weather forums are real barn burners.

theyolksonyou

What the hail?

frazzdaddy

JohnInCarolina said:

frazzdaddy said:

This thread reminds me of a weather forum I frequent. 

I’m sure weather forums are real barn burners.

They are when the storms start. Not so much in the summer though.

thetrim

Is Julie Durda on your weather forum? 

Botch

jeffwit said:

A penguin drops his car off for repairs and goes to a deli for lunch. He finishes and heads back to the repair shop. The mechanic says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin wipes his mouth and says, “Nah, that’s just mayonnaise from my sandwich.”

Still one of the funniest videos on the intranetz!
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dfRZktrIlo

SonVolt

I bought a jar of Dukes for the first time in a decade... tastes identical to Hellman's if you added a dash of white vinegar. Not bad. Will stick with whatever's cheaper.