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Focker

nolaegghead said:

Fock, were you joking when you posted those pictures....like, if you didn't eat with your eyes, this sh!t tasted great?

It starts there.
Was just picking his brain on those bites as he was processing and masticating significantly, and how he then came to the conclusion it was fantastic.

DMW

Focker said:

nolaegghead said:

Fock, were you joking when you posted those pictures....like, if you didn't eat with your eyes, this sh!t tasted great?

It starts there.
Was just picking his brain on those bites as he was processing and masticating significantly, and how he then came to the conclusion it was fantastic.

Middle school was fun.

Focker

Another hua hua!!!

nolaegghead

Here we go again, folks.  As predictable as pooping after eating.

As Nietzche once said:  Focker is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice chihuahuas come.

Focker

Oh deer.

Focker

All we're missing is yolk.

DMW

Focker said:

Oh deer.

You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

Keep trying, and winning.

Focker

DMW said:

Focker said:

Oh deer.

You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

Keep trying, and winning.

Go fetch a shtick.

Legume

Oh god, just stop being an a-hole, if that’s possible.  Straight to the criticism, again.  Has anything you’ve posted here been any different than I described?

Focker

Legume said:

Oh god, just stop being an a-hole, if that’s possible.  Straight to the criticism, again.  Has anything you’ve posted here been any different than I described?

Mommy!

DMW

Focker said:

DMW said:

Focker said:

Oh deer.

You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

Keep trying, and winning.

Go fetch a shtick.

I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

Focker

DMW said:

Focker said:

DMW said:

Focker said:

Oh deer.

You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

Keep trying, and winning.

Go fetch a shtick.

I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

I wasn't arguing, or criticizing choices as I said both Hellmann's and Dukes was ok, never understood the hype.  I wasn't the one making a fuss.  Legume made a smart a$$ snarky little comment, his shtick.  Then I made a smart a$$ comment.  The prickle can't have all of the fun.

I can make mayo.  It's hard, elitist hard.

DMW

Focker said:

DMW said:

Focker said:

DMW said:

Focker said:

Oh deer.

You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

Keep trying, and winning.

Go fetch a shtick.

I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

I wasn't arguing, or criticizing choices as I said both Hellmann's and Dukes was ok, never understood the hype.  I wasn't the one making a fuss.  Legume made a smart a$$ snarky little comment, his shtick.  Then I made a smart a$$ comment.  The prickle can't have all of the fun.

I can make mayo.  It's hard, elitist.

#alternativefacts


Dude, you did not make "a" smart a$$ comment. "a" is singular. Singular is one and only one.

But, alternative facts and whatnot. Seriously, de-stress. I did this weekend and it felt good. I think we all need to get together with a field-full of cookers and coolers and make stuff happen.

Focker

DMW said:

Focker said:

DMW said:

Focker said:

DMW said:

Focker said:

Oh deer.

You must be new here and missed the bit where me and Carey had it out about healthcare insurance and stuff. As much as you would like to represent a subset of humans you have never met as subservient followers of another human you have never met, you're wrong. I really thought you let this shtick go, but apparently not.

Keep trying, and winning.

Go fetch a shtick.

I was too busy this weekend spending time with people to respond to your inarticulate nonsense. However, since you had plenty of time with yourself to argue and make a fuss about, wait for it, MAYONNAISE.

I wasn't arguing, or criticizing choices as I said both Hellmann's and Dukes was ok, never understood the hype.  I wasn't the one making a fuss.  Legume made a smart a$$ snarky little comment, his shtick.  Then I made a smart a$$ comment.  The prickle can't have all of the fun.

I can make mayo.  It's hard, elitist.

#alternativefacts


Dude, you did not make "a" smart a$$ comment. "a" is singular. Singular is one and only one.

But, alternative facts and whatnot. Seriously, de-stress. I did this weekend and it felt good. I think we all need to get together with a field-full of cookers and coolers and make stuff happen.

I know, but it escalated from there.

Thanks man, but my stress level is good.

Just proving a point or two is all bud.
If you dish it out, then you better be able to take it.
Middle school bullying type stuff. 
And don't whine.
It's annoying.

I agree.

nolaegghead

making mayo is incrementally harder than boiling water and a colossal waste of your time in the kitchen except for rare circumstances where the mayo is central to the dish (think Japanese). 

nolaegghead

Go (appropriately) and touch a boob and chill, brah.

DMW

nolaegghead said:

Go (appropriately) and touch a boob and chill, brah.

This is key. Do not touch those inappropriately.

Focker

There clearly is some hatred palpated here from the prickle.

For the record, it's not reciprocated.
I don't hate you.  Or your pinstripes.  Or what you put on your walls in your home. Lol

All good in the hood boyz.
I can take lumps...just not in my rubs.

nolaegghead

no hate, just love here.  

nolaegghead

follow jesus, focker, he will lead you into the light

Focker

Oh deer.
You need Jesus.

DMW

Focker said:

You need Jesus.

He does, there is no question about it, he does. I have him on my prayer card every night.

nolaegghead

I have Jesus inside me already.  He fills me with awesomeness. 

nolaegghead

hahaha....fock edits "you need jesus" to "oh deer you need jesus".   that's way above my pay grade, brah.

nolaegghead

Is there some certification I need to pass before I am eligible to use Jesus as a tool to collect money from old gullible people that have fear about their afterlives?  Or do I just need to qualify as a non-profit and have a fabulous personality?  Anyone?  Focker?

Focker

Big girl panties are the only requirement.

I can only imagine, if the prickle believed, this would be a friendlier place. 

JohnInCarolina

Do not mock a man’s religious idol, even one who chooses to bury his own in a sea, of chest hair.  That is not respectful, or nice, to cornfield guidos, the world over.  

The tough-guy signaling kitsch, on the other hand, deserves to be mocked, and rightfully so. It is good for a laugh, or two.  The only harm there is to folks sporting speed-limit IQs, trying to compensate for B.B.-sized nuts, and a lifestyle that doesn’t quite live up to their over-inflated sense of, self-worth.

Focker

This has been a fun lesson.
Focker out.

northGAcock

JohnInCarolina

Poor soul, just too high-strung.  I’m afraid the strain was, more than he could bear.