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Still My Nemesis

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  • Posts: 1,186
    Tyler, TX   XL BGE 2016, KJ Classic 2019,  MES, 18.5 WSM,  Akorn Jr,  36"&17" Black Stone, Adj Rig, Woo, Grill Grates, SS Smokeware Cap, KAB,  FB 300, Thermapen 
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    SSQUAL612 said:p
    No
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

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    What fun is that?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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    It is shocking to me how many of the new egg owners that we deal with rush right into cooking a brisket flat no less???? 
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
    Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time!
  • Posts: 33,551
    edited July 2017
    RRP said:
    In that same vein - the newbie who for his very first cook invites all his friends over and then is pissed that he embarrassed himself! 
    What happened - was he wearing Daisy Dukes?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Focker said:
    Nobody's crying.  I like being ganged up on, it's fun.
    I don't care about the push back.  You won't see me buying a packer soon.  But I'm crying, and negative because brisket is the sh!ttiest cut you can buy at the meat counter.  Come on man.

    It's not negative CT.  It's truth.
    If you can't handle this, you may be the one with the mangina....just.
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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    WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Posts: 9,867
    Focker said:
    WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    Poor Focker. You're butt hurt again. If it's not you, then it's not for no one. 

    That egg cut was about as ugly as your trailer backing skills. Lol...
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    edited July 2017
    Focker said:
    Looks like a hedge trimmer may be a better slicing tool, she looked a tad tough, dry, but what do I know.
    I think the funny part is you thought this is or ever was about brisket.  Checkers/Chess. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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    What happened - was he wearing Daisy Dukes?
    Or bragging about his "status" and all the other under privileged people thst doesn't amount to anything. 

    Ron,  really, you should have shot Focker on the wall or in a napkin. 
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    I have to admit, the idea that Focker has quit Brisket because he's too much of a perfectionist is one of the funniest things I've read on this forum in some time.  Hats off to you @pgprescott
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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    Or bragging about his "status" and all the other under privileged people thst doesn't amount to anything. 

    Ron,  really, you should have shot Focker on the wall or in a napkin. 
    Where's the butt hurt?  ;)
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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    The gang has called in reinforcements. 

    Outnumbered, plenty of ammo.  You will all get picked off one by one.  Is this all you got?  Weak cheddar boys.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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    Focker said:
    The gang has called in reinforcements. 

    Outnumbered, plenty of ammo.  You will all get picked off one by one.  Is this all you got?  Weak cheddar boys.

    Internet battles are real
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
  • I think your brisket is crying because it sucks so bad. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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    I have to admit, the idea that Focker has quit Brisket because he's too much of a perfectionist is one of the funniest things I've read on this forum in some time.  Hats off to you @pgprescott
    Why thank you sir! On another note, I have devoured a couple scotheroos. I thought they would have paired better with the Dalmore scotch. Live and learn. 
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    Focker as a young juggler:


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2017
    Never thought my cut egg for display would garner this much attention. I am truly flattered. Lmao
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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    Tell us Focker, how do you become the king of douches? 
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    edited July 2017

    Boot leather.
    You can't photochop that to look good.

    Is that you're best?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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    Or bragging about his "status" and all the other under privileged people thst doesn't amount to anything. 

    Ron,  really, you should have shot Focker on the wall or in a napkin. 
    Pretty hateful. I think much more of you than this. Might want to think about your end game and what possibly you could accomplish towards a More positive result. Just saying. 
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    Tell us Focker, how do you become the king of douches? 
    Well master, why don't you, tell me?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • DMW said:
    Internet battles are real


    super real. Im with the wife at the Airport. She is less than enthused about my demeanor. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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    Pretty hateful. I think much more of you than this. Might want to think about your end game and what possibly you could accomplish towards a More positive result. Just saying. 
    Pete, unfortunately, it is who he is.  He can't change that.  
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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    For the record, I love all y'all. Even the special little flowers. 

    'Merica 
    ~ John - Formerly known as ColtsFan  - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

  • Posts: 8,364
    edited July 2017
    ColtsFan said:
    For the record, I love all y'all. Even the special little flowers. 

    'Merica 
    Snowflakes.  They're special little snowflakes.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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    edited July 2017
    Focker said:
    Snowflakes.  They're special little snowflakes.

    Now that's funny!  Cracks me up when people call each other the same name.  Not me though, I usually call you a little b!tch or a douche bag.
    Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
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    Now we're getting somewhere tough guy!

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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