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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    IMO, they both have their place in the kitchen.
    Fresh handmade to carry delicate sauces, ravioli, and the heartier brass mold extruded for longer, heftier ragus, pasta bakes.
    Brandon
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    A few pasta myths out there where things can go wrong too...

    A raging boil
    Adding oil to the water
    Rinsing the starch off post boil

    Brandon
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol
    Brandon
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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol
    The way you talk and the sorry pictures you post, never really add up.  

    Maybe cook more than you read, and you should be on to something.  Maybe brush up on your photog skills too while you're add it Ansel Adams.  


    Go ahead, click that disagree button.  I enjoy it.  
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  • YEMTrey
    YEMTrey Posts: 6,835
    Steve 
    XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    tarheelmatt said:
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Did I strike a nerve? Lol
    You need to toughen up, buttercup.
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    Brandon
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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Lol
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    Didn't know "classy" was in your vocabulary Focker. 
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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Did I strike a nerve? Lol
    You need to toughen up, buttercup.
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    No nerve struck here. My work speaks for itself.  I can careless about what you think about my work.  I'm simply bringing out the fact you're really not the legend that you think you are. 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,735
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    But what if it's clumpy?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    tarheelmatt said:
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Focker said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Did I strike a nerve? Lol
    You need to toughen up, buttercup.
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    No nerve struck here. My work speaks for itself.  I can careless about what you think about my work.  I'm simply bringing out the fact you're really not the legend that you think you are. 
    Your work? 
    What are you Bob Ross making happy little amoebas with dark sienna and titanium white? 
    Who said anything about being a legend?
    I'm glowing cornfused.
    Brandon
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  • Focker
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    But what if it's clumpy?
    Clumpy Carbonara is trash pic worthy.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,735
    Focker said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    tarheelmatt said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    But what if it's clumpy?
    Clumpy Carbonara is trash pic worthy.
    I'll take your word for it, seeing as how you're some kind of idiot savant when it comes to things that ought to be in the trash.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Bump?


    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • DoubleEgger
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  • Focker
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    Matt glazes his meat with a fan brush.
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  • Legume
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    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • theyolksonyou
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4U_xmfSwYSw
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  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,549
    You can never experience success without failure , props to. Rub some dirt on it and try again 
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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  • Focker
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    Matt goes HARD in the muthaFockin' paint!!!
    Like a Ross.
    Brandon
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Gotta be honest, that wasn't really worth returning for and I think you missed half that pic.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    Legume said:
    Gotta be honest, that wasn't really worth returning for and I think you missed half that pic.
    No, I didn't.
    We need to build a big happy wall.
    Brandon
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    Legume said:
    Gotta be honest, that wasn't really worth returning for and I think you missed half that pic.
    I have to agree, it wasn't judging someone by their marital status worthy, desperate, scared, running out of ammo guns blazing...done by a few...Eggcelsior, Justine, and now tarheelmatt.  Has to be a record. Lol

    I truly feel honored, to be surrounded by such great people in this world, who are better than dating an Aldi cashier, and innately, back up a camping trailer.   :)

    The moral compass is strong, pointing here.

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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    So salty...


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