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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    So salty...


    Naw, I hang here just to admire your "work".
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,510
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    Pretty sure it would be a non-issue.  I'm just trying to resolve my **** pasta.

    Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL


  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    Pretty sure it would be a non-issue.  I'm just trying to resolve my **** pasta.
    Oz, I highly doubt it.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,510
    edited May 2017
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    Pretty sure it would be a non-issue.  I'm just trying to resolve my **** pasta.
    Oz, I highly doubt it.
    That is to bad you feel that way.  Aside from political feuds, I like to think this place is accepting of all people.

    Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL


  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    Pretty sure it would be a non-issue.  I'm just trying to resolve my **** pasta.
    Oz, I highly doubt it.
    That is to bad you feel that way.  Aside from political feuds, I like to think this place is accepting of all people.
    Oh dear.  Keep hittin' that green son, channel your inner Ross.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,510
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    Pretty sure it would be a non-issue.  I'm just trying to resolve my **** pasta.
    Oz, I highly doubt it.
    That is to bad you feel that way.  Aside from political feuds, I like to think this place is accepting of all people.
    Oh dear.  Keep hittin' that green son, channel your inner Ross.

    I have been enjoying Bob Ross on Netflix :)

    Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL


  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    edited May 2017
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    This seems like, at best, a bit of a tangent in a thread about home made noodles.  I'm assuming this is just your typical alcohol-assisted running of the keyboard, but regardless, I don't think anyone here really gives a sh!t about sexual orientation.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.

    Then you'd be a gay Focker that cannot back a trailer for sh!t and you'd have to find male Aldi cashiers.  No big deal there.  


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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    This seems like, at best, a bit of a tangent in a thread about home made noodles.  I'm assuming this is just your typical alcohol-assisted running of the keyboard, but regardless, I don't think anyone here really gives a sh!t about sexual orientation.  
    You're a smart guy right.  If marital status and occupation are judged here, I would bet the farm sexual orientation is higher up on that holier than thou do not accept list.  
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,178
    Oh jeez.  stop trying to turn this into a cause.
    Love you bro!
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    This seems like, at best, a bit of a tangent in a thread about home made noodles.  I'm assuming this is just your typical alcohol-assisted running of the keyboard, but regardless, I don't think anyone here really gives a sh!t about sexual orientation.  
    You're a smart guy right.  If marital status and occupation are judged here, I would bet the farm sexual orientation is higher up on that holier than thou do not accept list.  
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    Legume said:
    Oh jeez.  stop trying to turn this into a cause.
    It is, what it is.  I'm not turning anything.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    What if I were gay.
    The "great" would have a hay day.
    What if I, were gay?
    This seems like, at best, a bit of a tangent in a thread about home made noodles.  I'm assuming this is just your typical alcohol-assisted running of the keyboard, but regardless, I don't think anyone here really gives a sh!t about sexual orientation.  
    You're a smart guy right.  If marital status and occupation are judged here, I would bet the farm sexual orientation is higher up on that holier than thou do not accept list.  
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    Focker said:
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 

    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,390



    Focker said:
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 

    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    roman catholic sexual abuse victim.....seems to fit the profile =)
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    edited May 2017


    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    roman catholic sexual abuse victim.....seems to fit the profile =)
    Not cool man.  


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867



    Focker said:
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 

    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    roman catholic sexual abuse victim.....seems to fit the profile =)
    In one way, I'm glad focker has at least one person that sorta follows and likes him.  

    In the other way, that's a little inappropriate and not cool.  You certainly have that focker class :smiley:

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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Meanwhile, over at Camp Focker....

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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,390



    Focker said:
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 

    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    roman catholic sexual abuse victim.....seems to fit the profile =)
    In one way, I'm glad focker has at least one person that sorta follows and likes him.  

    In the other way, that's a little inappropriate and not cool.  You certainly have that focker class :smiley:

    im also roman catholic and made it thru the catholic schools ;)  let me tell you, you knew which marist brother to stay away from
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262

    Everybody needs to knock off the nastiness.

    If I want to see people being shity to one another, I'll go for a drive.  The increasing amount of threads that go this direction is going to ruin what makes this forum the best on the internet.

    Phoenix 
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    blasting said:

    Everybody needs to knock off the nastiness.

    If I want to see people being shity to one another, I'll go for a drive.  The increasing amount of threads that go this direction is going to ruin what makes this forum the best on the internet.

    These things gotta happen every five weeks or so, ten weeks. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten weeks since the last one. You know, you gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich, they should never let him get away with that, they was just asking for trouble. 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,390
    this is nasty =) maybe i need to apologize to the girl i called hot chocolate to a few weeks back, but then again maybe maine is different, we had drinks on the deck last weekend =) i wonder what i said last weekend =) wonder why i dont drink and post on weekends....wait, did i just say all that out loud =)=)
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    You guys sure do bring up Hitler a lot.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    Focker said:
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 

    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    Hmmm..I've been around here for a while.
    I don't ever recall you gay bashing, or muslim bashing, atheist bashing, agnostic bashing, hindu bashing....strictly Christianity, and conservatives.  Oh and the usual I'm so much smarter than you, and your dumber than a box of rox theme you got goin' for yourself.

    Carry on.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    You guys sure do bring up Hitler a lot.
    Valid point.  Demographics may be at play here as well.  Of the 4 or so who have judged, 3 are from Carolina I believe, 1 from GA, 1 Boston.

    All are white males.
     :)
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,390
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 

    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    Hmmm..I've been around here for a while.
    I don't ever recall you gay bashing, or muslim bashing, atheist bashing, agnostic bashing, hindu bashing....strictly Christianity, and conservatives.  Oh and the usual I'm so much smarter than you, and your dumber than a box of rox theme you got goin' for yourself.

    Carry on.
    its pc to pick on christianity, and conservatives, sorta like its acceptable to pick on the french and texans ;) sorta like libs crawling into their playpens with a milk and a cookie and their blanky =)
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited May 2017
    Focker said:
    Focker said:
    Speaking of farms, nobody here has judged @bgebrent for his affinity for the petting zoo.  I'm just suggesting maybe people are more accepting than you appreciate.

    I'm joking obviously, but the extent to which any of the things you mentioned are actively "judged" here is pretty debatable in my view.  We have folks from all walks of life here.  Personally I think that's part of what makes it worth the time.
    Says the guy who mocks Christians. 

    I make fun of everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity mocker. Nobody is safe.  

    Don't confuse that with a lack of tolerance.  I was raised Roman Catholic, so some level of self-mockery is mandatory, since it's all my fault anyway.  
    Hmmm..I've been around here for a while.
    I don't ever recall you gay bashing, or muslim bashing, atheist bashing, agnostic bashing, hindu bashing....strictly Christianity, and conservatives.  Oh and the usual I'm so much smarter than you, and your dumber than a box of rox theme you got goin' for yourself.

    Carry on.
    its pc to pick on christianity, and conservatives, sorta like its acceptable to pick on the french and texans ;) sorta like libs crawling into their playpens with a milk and a cookie and their blanky =)
    LMAO
    Thanks for the clarification.  ;)
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."