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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
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  • Focker
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    IMO, they both have their place in the kitchen.
    Fresh handmade to carry delicate sauces, ravioli, and the heartier brass mold extruded for longer, heftier ragus, pasta bakes.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    A few pasta myths out there where things can go wrong too...

    A raging boil
    Adding oil to the water
    Rinsing the starch off post boil

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    Focker said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    Focker said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol
    The way you talk and the sorry pictures you post, never really add up.  

    Maybe cook more than you read, and you should be on to something.  Maybe brush up on your photog skills too while you're add it Ansel Adams.  


    Go ahead, click that disagree button.  I enjoy it.  
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  • YEMTrey
    YEMTrey Posts: 6,829
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    Steve 
    XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Focker said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Did I strike a nerve? Lol
    You need to toughen up, buttercup.
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    Focker said:
    Focker said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Lol
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    Didn't know "classy" was in your vocabulary Focker. 
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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    Focker said:
    Focker said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Did I strike a nerve? Lol
    You need to toughen up, buttercup.
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    No nerve struck here. My work speaks for itself.  I can careless about what you think about my work.  I'm simply bringing out the fact you're really not the legend that you think you are. 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,977
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    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    But what if it's clumpy?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Focker said:
    Focker said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    There he is again, swooping in, Mr Helpful with the secret golden, glowing amoeba tortillas. Lol


    You're such a suave guy though. I'm flabbergasted as to why you're single and how come every Aldi cashier isn't flocking to Focker HQ.  

    You no backing a trailer beeatch.  


    Wow.
    Things get real when the glowing amoebas get tossed in. Did I strike a nerve? Lol
    You need to toughen up, buttercup.
    Stay classy Matt.  :)
    No nerve struck here. My work speaks for itself.  I can careless about what you think about my work.  I'm simply bringing out the fact you're really not the legend that you think you are. 
    Your work? 
    What are you Bob Ross making happy little amoebas with dark sienna and titanium white? 
    Who said anything about being a legend?
    I'm glowing cornfused.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    But what if it's clumpy?
    Clumpy Carbonara is trash pic worthy.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,977
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    Focker said:

    No pics of the debacle.  Thought about a pic of it in the trash, but that seemed gratuitous.


    Taking a picture of the item in the trash is a **** move any how.  You did the right thing.  
    But what if it's clumpy?
    Clumpy Carbonara is trash pic worthy.
    I'll take your word for it, seeing as how you're some kind of idiot savant when it comes to things that ought to be in the trash.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Legume
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Matt glazes his meat with a fan brush.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 10,767
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    You can never experience success without failure , props to. Rub some dirt on it and try again 
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Matt goes HARD in the muthaFockin' paint!!!
    Like a Ross.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,627
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    Gotta be honest, that wasn't really worth returning for and I think you missed half that pic.
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Legume said:
    Gotta be honest, that wasn't really worth returning for and I think you missed half that pic.
    No, I didn't.
    We need to build a big happy wall.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Legume said:
    Gotta be honest, that wasn't really worth returning for and I think you missed half that pic.
    I have to agree, it wasn't judging someone by their marital status worthy, desperate, scared, running out of ammo guns blazing...done by a few...Eggcelsior, Justine, and now tarheelmatt.  Has to be a record. Lol

    I truly feel honored, to be surrounded by such great people in this world, who are better than dating an Aldi cashier, and innately, back up a camping trailer.   :)

    The moral compass is strong, pointing here.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    So salty...


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