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"In the punch bowl"? Or at least nearby.Ozzie_Isaac said:I believe the official term is: dropped a turd on the punch bowl.Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
You know what, back when I was in high school, well, I better not say it. You folks may think bad of me.bgebrent said:
"In the punch bowl"? Or at least nearby.Ozzie_Isaac said:I believe the official term is: dropped a turd on the punch bowl.Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
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I think we went to the same high school. Spent a lot of days lying to the principal.SGH said:
You know what, back when I was in high school, well, I better not say it. You folks may think bad of me.bgebrent said:
"In the punch bowl"? Or at least nearby.Ozzie_Isaac said:I believe the official term is: dropped a turd on the punch bowl.Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
My high school had an unknown hooligan dubbed "The Mad Crapper". He let loose all over the place. No, it wasn't me and I don't know who it was. Perhaps @SGH went to high school in Michigan? We're the same age.Flint, Michigan
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I need to review better before I post.bgebrent said:
"In the punch bowl"? Or at least nearby.Ozzie_Isaac said:I believe the official term is: dropped a turd on the punch bowl.I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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No you don't!Ozzie_Isaac said:
I need to review better before I post.bgebrent said:
"In the punch bowl"? Or at least nearby.Ozzie_Isaac said:I believe the official term is: dropped a turd on the punch bowl.Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
I was a young kid with my family on vacation at a campground in France. We tent camped (big family) all over Europe when we lived there.
So we used the campground facilities - showers, heads, sinks, etc.
We met some kids from the UK about our ages. Apparently this was a thing from whatever shire they were from, but they created a literal sh*t storm in one of the men's rooms. It was everywhere - ceiling, walls, mirrors... They confessed to us, were very proud of the effective spreading of crap. All we could think of is how the hell did you launch it?
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Nope. This is a drunk semi-memory from brisket camp. Nice childhood memory though.nolaegghead said:I was a young kid with my family on vacation at a campground in France. We tent camped (big family) all over Europe when we lived there.
So we used the campground facilities - showers, heads, sinks, etc.
We met some kids from the UK about our ages. Apparently this was a thing from whatever shire they were from, but they created a literal sh*t storm in one of the men's rooms. It was everywhere - ceiling, walls, mirrors... They confessed to us, were very proud of the effective spreading of crap. All we could think of is how the hell did you launch it?Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
Funny how I projected that to my childhood. I need to schedule an appointment with my shrinkbgebrent said:
Nope. This is a drunk semi-memory from brisket camp. Nice childhood memory though.nolaegghead said:I was a young kid with my family on vacation at a campground in France. We tent camped (big family) all over Europe when we lived there.
So we used the campground facilities - showers, heads, sinks, etc.
We met some kids from the UK about our ages. Apparently this was a thing from whatever shire they were from, but they created a literal sh*t storm in one of the men's rooms. It was everywhere - ceiling, walls, mirrors... They confessed to us, were very proud of the effective spreading of crap. All we could think of is how the hell did you launch it?
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Don't read too much into the strange mirrored pictures he presents you. Never answer butt!nolaegghead said:
Funny how I projected that to my childhood. I need to schedule an appointment with my shrinkbgebrent said:
Nope. This is a drunk semi-memory from brisket camp. Nice childhood memory though.nolaegghead said:I was a young kid with my family on vacation at a campground in France. We tent camped (big family) all over Europe when we lived there.
So we used the campground facilities - showers, heads, sinks, etc.
We met some kids from the UK about our ages. Apparently this was a thing from whatever shire they were from, but they created a literal sh*t storm in one of the men's rooms. It was everywhere - ceiling, walls, mirrors... They confessed to us, were very proud of the effective spreading of crap. All we could think of is how the hell did you launch it?
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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Nope, you sick bastard!Ozzie_Isaac said:
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So would the night be categorized as a "score" or not?Ozzie_Isaac said:
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Good question. I think it counts, but with an astrix. Like steroid era in baseball.nolaegghead said:
So would the night be categorized as a "score" or not?Ozzie_Isaac said:I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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Science lesson of the day.

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. -
Some pay upfront, he paid afterward.nolaegghead said:
So would the night be categorized as a "score" or not?Ozzie_Isaac said:THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -
Gotta take the good with the bad, I suppose. Like when Marla Ratcliff won the 2005 London Marathon and had to take a quick pit stop on the side of the road.Ozzie_Isaac said:
Good question. I think it counts, but with an astrix. Like steroid era in baseball.nolaegghead said:
So would the night be categorized as a "score" or not?Ozzie_Isaac said:
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Looks like the forum has used warp 7 **** slap on this infidel. Over/Under on how long before the Buffalo shidding on this thread?"Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
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I'd have at least 30,000 posts if I wasn't so attracted to crap like this. Oh well. Buh byeYukonRon said:Looks like the forum has used warp 7 **** slap on this infidel. Over/Under on how long before the Buffalo shidding on this thread?
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I always thought it was magic that made the poo go away.SGH said:Science lesson of the day.
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Nope! Turns out it's play-doh!Fred19Flintstone said:
I always thought it was magic that made the poo go away.SGH said:Science lesson of the day.
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
It is magic that makes your poo go away Fred. Because you have magic poo. That smells like lilacs.Fred19Flintstone said:
I always thought it was magic that made the poo go away.SGH said:Science lesson of the day.
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SGH said:Science lesson of the day.

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Standing water level in the bowl is too high.
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Why does the water snake grow just before the flush? Looks like it is tensing to strike.SGH said:Science lesson of the day.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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because the animator realized the water level should actually be up to the top of the siphon arch. ...although not all are exactly like that.
(full of sh!t, like usual)
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Seem's I've forgotten what this original post was about ... lolI've slow smoked and eaten so much pork, I'm legally recognized as being part swine - Chatsworth Ca.
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