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YukonRon · January 2016

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us

Ron, you should bring the fine KY beverage, I will as well! Just none for JIC and depends on how Mattie behaves. Remember, rules are for those who mistakenly choose to follow them

Yeah, Roger that! Looking like we will make the pilgrimage right now.
The NC guys are pretty cool dudes, it will be up to us to watch over them, keep them out of trouble and away from the mutton.
Got to give them credit, this is going to be an ABFAB time, and they let me print tickets!

Seriously, they're just a bunch of posers that wish they had a legitimate basketball team that won as much as us and spend all of they're spare time, when not on the back of the garbage truck figuring ways to amuse us with their stupidity. Reserve the good bourbon for us my friend.

Awe man, you are harshing my mellow and messing with my chi.
Bourbon will fix that though!
Karma requires us to bow and help them rise above their present depressed and envious need for recognition. We must take care of our little brothers.
I think the Butt Blast T shirts will be a definite add to their fashionable orange overalls they wear while at work.

bgebrent · January 2016

YukonRon said:

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us

Ron, you should bring the fine KY beverage, I will as well! Just none for JIC and depends on how Mattie behaves. Remember, rules are for those who mistakenly choose to follow them

Yeah, Roger that! Looking like we will make the pilgrimage right now.
The NC guys are pretty cool dudes, it will be up to us to watch over them, keep them out of trouble and away from the mutton.
Got to give them credit, this is going to be an ABFAB time, and they let me print tickets!

Seriously, they're just a bunch of posers that wish they had a legitimate basketball team that won as much as us and spend all of they're spare time, when not on the back of the garbage truck figuring ways to amuse us with their stupidity. Reserve the good bourbon for us my friend.

Awe man, you are harshing my mellow and messing with my chi.
Bourbon will fix that though!
Karma requires us to bow and help them rise above their present depressed and envious need for recognition. We must take care of our little brothers.
I think the Butt Blast T shirts will be a definite add to their fashionable orange overalls they wear while at work.

We take care of our little needy brothers after we drink some bourbon brother. If Matt doesn't flck up the t-shirts it could be a good time.

YukonRon · January 2016

Well, should we edit them for spelling and grammar, I mean, with the curriculum issues at UNC that have surfaced recently?
It is worrisome to say the least.
I ordered two. I am concerned.

bgebrent · January 2016

YukonRon said:

Well, should we edit them for spelling and grammar, I mean, with the curriculum issues at UNC that have surfaced recently?
It is worrisome to say the least.
I ordered two. I am concerned.

I share your concern. I'll reach out to Mattie to make sure they're on point. After 2 or 3 communications he'll usually get it 75% right. JIC is a total waste of time.

YukonRon · January 2016

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

Well, should we edit them for spelling and grammar, I mean, with the curriculum issues at UNC that have surfaced recently?
It is worrisome to say the least.
I ordered two. I am concerned.

I share your concern. I'll reach out to Mattie to make sure they're on point. After 2 or 3 communications he'll usually get it 75% right. JIC is a total waste of time.

Should we bring crayons for their favorite books?

bgebrent · January 2016

YukonRon said:

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

Well, should we edit them for spelling and grammar, I mean, with the curriculum issues at UNC that have surfaced recently?
It is worrisome to say the least.
I ordered two. I am concerned.

I share your concern. I'll reach out to Mattie to make sure they're on point. After 2 or 3 communications he'll usually get it 75% right. JIC is a total waste of time.

Should we bring crayons for their favorite books?

Crayons for sure cause they don't do well with books that have words. We should come up with some sing-a-longs they can handle to help them pass the time while we cook and eat.

YukonRon · January 2016

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

bgebrent said:

YukonRon said:

Well, should we edit them for spelling and grammar, I mean, with the curriculum issues at UNC that have surfaced recently?
It is worrisome to say the least.
I ordered two. I am concerned.

I share your concern. I'll reach out to Mattie to make sure they're on point. After 2 or 3 communications he'll usually get it 75% right. JIC is a total waste of time.

Should we bring crayons for their favorite books?

Crayons for sure cause they don't do well with books that have words. We should come up with some sing-a-longs they can handle to help them pass the time while we cook and eat.

That is an idea that once again, shows your heart is in the right place. We don't want them to wander off and get lost in that park, they would be terrified. Also curious, will the kiddie pool be open that time of year for them? If so, will they have activities at the kiddie pool that will not require "grown up supervision?"

JohnInCarolina · January 2016

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us know.

Good question Ron. The park rules do prohibit alcohol. Our sense is that they don't strictly enforce that rule, but given the size of our party we'll probably attract a little attention. If we don't get a visit from Mr. Park Ranger at some point in the day I'll be surprised.

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All that being said, I plan on imbibing my friend. I think the idea is to try not to be too conspicuous with the consumption and we should be fine.

YukonRon · January 2016

JohnInCarolina said:

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us know.

Good question Ron. The park rules do prohibit alcohol. Our sense is that they don't strictly enforce that rule, but given the size of our party we'll probably attract a little attention. If we don't get a visit from Mr. Park Ranger at some point in the day I'll be surprised.

All that being said, I plan on imbibing my friend. I think the idea is to try not to be too conspicuous with the consumption and we should be fine.

Then we shall be ninja.

Jupiter Jim · January 2016

I like the shirt but only if it has a pocket!

As for the adult beverages we has camped in many campgrounds and have never had a park ranger come over and look in our red solo cups or ask what was in the cup. We also have never left any items out in plane sight for them to see or been loud like some people are when they are shall we say too happy! If we keep it on the down low I think we will be just fine.

Jupiter Jim · January 2016

All we need to do at that point is offer him a drink!

JohnInCarolina · January 2016

Jupiter Jim said:

All we need to do at that point is offer him a drink!

Or some pulled pork! Or would that be considered an insult?

northGAcock · January 2016

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies.

Don't they sell red Solo cups in North Carolina?

tarheelmatt · January 2016

Bump!

bgebrent · January 2016

JohnInCarolina said:

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us know.

Good question Ron. The park rules do prohibit alcohol. Our sense is that they don't strictly enforce that rule, but given the size of our party we'll probably attract a little attention. If we don't get a visit from Mr. Park Ranger at some point in the day I'll be surprised.

All that being said, I plan on imbibing my friend. I think the idea is to try not to be too conspicuous with the consumption and we should be fine.

You guys outsourcing Ohio wildlife Rangers?

JohnInCarolina · January 2016

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us know.

Good question Ron. The park rules do prohibit alcohol. Our sense is that they don't strictly enforce that rule, but given the size of our party we'll probably attract a little attention. If we don't get a visit from Mr. Park Ranger at some point in the day I'll be surprised.

All that being said, I plan on imbibing my friend. I think the idea is to try not to be too conspicuous with the consumption and we should be fine.

You guys outsourcing Ohio wildlife Rangers?

We're certainly not going to hire ones from Kentucky! They're all colon Cowboys up there!

theyolksonyou · January 2016

JohnInCarolina said:

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us know.

Good question Ron. The park rules do prohibit alcohol. Our sense is that they don't strictly enforce that rule, but given the size of our party we'll probably attract a little attention. If we don't get a visit from Mr. Park Ranger at some point in the day I'll be surprised.

All that being said, I plan on imbibing my friend. I think the idea is to try not to be too conspicuous with the consumption and we should be fine.

You guys outsourcing Ohio wildlife Rangers?

We're certainly not going to hire ones from Kentucky! They're all colon Cowboys up there!

This dude looks like he has potential

Darby_Crenshaw · January 2016

I went and registered on a "butt blast" website, and now my credit card is being charged 39.99 a month and i find myself getting "international male" catalogs with mesh underwear and too-small tank tops.

I think i may have gotten the url wrong

nolaegghead · January 2016

Darby_Crenshaw said:

I went and registered on a "butt blast" website, and now my credit card is being charged 39.99 a month and i find myself getting "international male" catalogs with mesh underwear and too-small tank tops.

I think i may have gotten the url wrong

I know...I'm sure you were expecting all that for 49.99/month. Butt blast delivers....FOR LESS!!! (PS sorry the tank top is too small!!!)

YukonRon · January 2016

JohnInCarolina said:

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

YukonRon said:

Serious question here.
Adult beverages per the rules and regulations, seem to be verboten. I was hoping to bring some fine Kentucky vintage. MBW, loves to make huge Vats of bourbon slushies. Should we shelve the idea? If not, we need a head count of participants that may consider an adult refreshment. And a head count of those that will swill.
Also, if there is anything we can do to help, beginning to end, please let us know.

Good question Ron. The park rules do prohibit alcohol. Our sense is that they don't strictly enforce that rule, but given the size of our party we'll probably attract a little attention. If we don't get a visit from Mr. Park Ranger at some point in the day I'll be surprised.

All that being said, I plan on imbibing my friend. I think the idea is to try not to be too conspicuous with the consumption and we should be fine.

You guys outsourcing Ohio wildlife Rangers?

We're certainly not going to hire ones from Kentucky! They're all colon Cowboys up there!

Yeah, and this is North Carolina's finest sneaking up behind the UNC Mascot Ramses for nefarious deeds.
I think we will be fine, Barney only has one bullet.

bgebrent · January 2016

That's what's known as a North Carolina threesome.

JohnnyTarheel · January 2016

I have registered. Look forward to meeting folks....

Thatgrimguy · January 2016

I'm very excited. This will be a great chance to really exercise the Shirley. I plan to have the fryer, a boiler, the griddle, grilling section and smoker all going at once. Just need to figure out what recipes are going where!

piney · January 2016

Thatgrimguy said:

I'm very excited. This will be a great chance to really exercise the Shirley. I plan to have the fryer, a boiler, the griddle, grilling section and smoker all going at once. Just need to figure out recipes are going where!

Grim just make sure you have NOLA and SGH onboard. It will be good to see again.

Thatgrimguy · January 2016

piney said:

Thatgrimguy said:

I'm very excited. This will be a great chance to really exercise the Shirley. I plan to have the fryer, a boiler, the griddle, grilling section and smoker all going at once. Just need to figure out recipes are going where!

Grim just make sure you have NOLA and SGH onboard. It will be good to see again.

Hopefully @SGH won't Buffalo us again like Brisket Camp. @nolaegghead are you still in?

johnmitchell · January 2016

Thatgrimguy said:

I'm very excited. This will be a great chance to really exercise the Shirley. I plan to have the fryer, a boiler, the griddle, grilling section and smoker all going at once. Just need to figure out recipes are going where!

You could hook everything up to a Scada system and just control everything from your laptop in the comfort of your RV....

piney · January 2016

Thatgrimguy said:

piney said:

Thatgrimguy said:

I'm very excited. This will be a great chance to really exercise the Shirley. I plan to have the fryer, a boiler, the griddle, grilling section and smoker all going at once. Just need to figure out recipes are going where!

Grim just make sure you have NOLA and SGH onboard. It will be good to see again.

Hopefully @SGH won't Buffalo us again like Brisket Camp. @nolaegghead are you still in?

That's right! He used some type silly excuse like working off shore. Oh yea, don't forget the "bread maker" and lawyer.

YukonRon · January 2016

I am really looking forward to this event. I can't wait to meet those that given me instructions on how and what to cook and good natured chit, and all of those I have stolen recipes from to impress others. My Beautiful Wife will be traveling to this event.
WARNING: Her wit is as brutal as it is sharp. Be prepared for the possibility of being bludgeoned and sliced. Chick's got skills. She is a lot of fun. Really.

DMW · January 2016

I think @20stone was concerned there would not be ample smoker space for his meat. I think given @Thatgrimguy is towing in his Shirley trailer and I'm bringing a PR-72T, we don't have to worry about that.

I think the bigger question is where are we going to get enough hungry mouths to feed?

nolaegghead · January 2016

Thatgrimguy said:

piney said:

Thatgrimguy said:

I'm very excited. This will be a great chance to really exercise the Shirley. I plan to have the fryer, a boiler, the griddle, grilling section and smoker all going at once. Just need to figure out recipes are going where!

Grim just make sure you have NOLA and SGH onboard. It will be good to see again.

Hopefully @SGH won't Buffalo us again like Brisket Camp. @nolaegghead are you still in?

@Thatgrimguy Yep. I'm planning on riding with y'all.

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