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Butchering a Hog. The Kill and Slaughter. Warning: Disturbing and Graphic Images.

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,732
    edited December 2015
    SGH said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Note to self: avoid calamari 
    On a very serious note brother yolk, properly cleaned and prepared anus is heavenly. You honestly have to try it to really appreciate it my friend. 
    Certainly is preferred over dirty and unprepared anus, although brother @henapple might beg to differ.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    SGH said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    "Even a very astute tongue can not tell the difference between the anus and real calamari"

    this has to be the best thing ever written on here. Ever. 


    Did you like that one better than "Of all the land animals"? 
    This is my new favorite. It's not even close. 

    This is fast becoming the best thread ever!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    JohnInCarolina said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    Note to self: avoid calamari 
    You always did strike me as more of an anus man.
    Damn 
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  • Thatgrimguy
    Thatgrimguy Posts: 4,738
    edited December 2015
    I had a hard time eating the beef tongue I smoked the other week.. And it was wonderful. But I think I would yak on anus. I'm probably going to have a hard time eating calamari ever again now too.
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    SGH said:
    Spaightlabs said:

    @SGH - Scotty - you clearly respect the animals and that is the necessary ingredient here.

    Your Momma raised you right, sir.
    I have always tried to be as humane as possible when slaughtering and harvesting animals. And thank you brother. 

    Dude I've been on commercial kill floors for both beef and hog. Not a lot of love goes on there and the lives that they do live ain't great either.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    Little Steven said:
    Dude I've been on commercial kill floors for both beef and hog. Not a lot of love goes on there and the lives that they do live ain't great either.
    Sadly this is the case in that environment my friend. Just really no way around due to the sheer scale and volume that is processed. 

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,732
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

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  • buzzvol
    buzzvol Posts: 534
    The title may need another warning.  Anus discussion equals loss of appetite.   :o
    Really interesting info and pics @SGH.
    Lawrenceville, GA
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,732
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.

    Beautiful, just beautiful!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • Elijah
    Elijah Posts: 878
    SGH said:
    Brother Tex, I have a hunch that you already know this, but for the folks who don't, we use pig anuses to make imitation calamari. Even a very astute tongue can not tell the difference between the anus and real calamari. And fellows, I'm honestly not joking. 

    http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/doppelgangers?act=1#play

    Hopefully it works.

    Enjoy!





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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Brother Tex may have made a typo. You can not debone a anus as there is no bone there to remove. Sometimes autocorrect will substitute words as well my friend. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Brother Tex may have made a typo. You can not debone a anus as there is no bone there to remove. Sometimes autocorrect will substitute words as well my friend. 
    Once it's been boned, there is no undoing it.
    They/Them
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,732
    edited December 2015
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Brother Tex may have made a typo. You can not debone a anus as there is no bone there to remove. Sometimes autocorrect will substitute words as well my friend. 
    I think you're right.  But some folk, when they see an anus, they just want to insert their bone.  Could be a Texas thing.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    And away we go!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Maybe he uses the same handle on a different forum.
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I think some people like to add bone to anus later on.  Could be a Texas thing.
    Atlas, I get the joke now. I fell victim to my willingness to explain anatomy. The Texas part made the light come on.  

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,732
    Little Steven said:
    And away we go!
    I'm dying.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Little Steven said:
    And away we go!
    I'm dying.
    It's good we never outgrow high school humor.
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    theyolksonyou said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Maybe he uses the same handle on a different forum.

    Smoker being the operative here

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,732
    theyolksonyou said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Maybe he uses the same handle on a different forum.
    Smoker Anus?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    JohnInCarolina said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Maybe he uses the same handle on a different forum.
    Smoker Anus?
    Anus smoker
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    On a very serious note brother yolk, properly cleaned and prepared anus is heavenly. You honestly have to try it to really appreciate it my friend.


    Welp- Now I have a choice to make. This is definitely in the running now.
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
     anus is heavenly. .


    Welp- Now I have a choice to make. This is definitely in the running now.


    This alone is awesome on its own. 
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Scottie, I would consider it a personal favor if the next time you make heavenly anus calamari you would start a thread with that title. 
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Scottie, I would consider it a personal favor if the next time you make heavenly anus calamari you would start a thread with that title. 
    For you brother Tex, it's a done deal. As soon as the rain lets up I'm making some of the imitation calamari. It may get buffaloed, but I will name it Heavenly Anus Calamari per your request my friend. 

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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    JohnInCarolina said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I'm still trying to make sense of the "bone in" anus.  Which bone is this, and how did it get there?
    There is no bone in the anus it's self. I have a pic of anus removal somewhere in my photos. I will find it and share it. There is only liters holding the anus in the rectum. Not a bone. 
    Thank you brother.  I could have sworn @The Cen-Tex Smoker  said something about taking his bone out of an anus, but I may have this confused with another thread.
    Maybe he uses the same handle on a different forum.
    Smoker Anus?
    I was thinking pole

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    buffalo check.
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