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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    8i6A554013

    Hey Pete got any of those pink flamingos? 
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,518
    Pete, a pack of squirrels made off with my garden gnome.  You have any of those in stock?
    Which...the squirrels or the gnomes? Ya gotta be clear with Pete.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    PigBeanUs said:
    Guessing "pg" prescott means "parental guidance suggested".

    Do you have to register with the local police every time you move to a new town?

    Asking for a friend.





    No. I’m not the one afraid to let everyone know who they are. Coward. 

    I always assumed you were a guy with an animal fetish. Lol. I was right. Ha ha ha. 🤣
  • Pete is not afraid to let everyone know that he runs a business that sells BGEs, all while readily insulting people on the BGE forum.   Like a child who jumps out of the bathtub, unafraid to tell his daddy that his poop floats.  
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    edited January 2021
    I sure wish I had inherited a business from my daddy that runs itself.  Rather than all this work stuff I do.  Not sure I would choose to be a d*ck to my customers, but if I just couldn't help myself and did, I would hope that business would be a funeral home.

    The customers never complain.
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,460
    Wow, what a pent-up shitstorm that was.  I think Pete painted the bowl with that release.

    Feel better?
    Love you bro!
  • PigBeanUs
    PigBeanUs Posts: 932
    edited January 2021
    PigBeanUs said:
    Guessing "pg" prescott means "parental guidance suggested".

    Do you have to register with the local police every time you move to a new town?

    Asking for a friend.





    No. I’m not the one afraid to let everyone know who they are. Coward. 

    I always assumed you were a guy with an animal fetish. Lol. I was right. Ha ha ha. 🤣

    i don't know who you are, and i don't give a sh!t.

    if you don't know who i am, what does it matter?

    the people who know who i am aren't geniuses.  they are just people i have spent time with here over the years, on and off.

    doxxing isn't kosher. 

    I only know your first name because (being a 'genius') i extrapolated it from your handle.

    only person i *almost* doxxed, was tweev, who used to post pictures of people's kids, etc.  Instead of doxxing him here, i sent him an email.

    once he found out someone knew who he was, his wife's cellphone number, his home address, his wife's boss' name... he kind of backed down from d!cking with people here.

    it isn't possible for you to care who i am, unless your skin is thin.


    your profession and name though are something YOU posted, right? as a BGE seller, in the past?

    So just how does that correlate to *me* needing to provide you the same info? Or my being a coward?

    get over it.

    EDIT: I am generally not inclined to post my (or anyone’s) personal info here because there ARE unbalanced people in the world, who take the interwebs very seriously. They sometimes act out. Demand to be heard etc. You don’t need that info because you aren’t a mentally unbalanced hothead, right?  You’re mature enough to goof around and enjoy the sparring without taking personal offense, or feeling either bigger or smaller as a man, just because someone made fun of your store’s garden gnome inventory, right? 








  • "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • HogFather
    HogFather Posts: 261
    edited January 2021
    This place is full hackers, man...Like white hat, anti-Russian hackers. They take satellite photos of my house
    Fighting off the trolls 1 by 1
    Large Egg

    Pig, KY 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I hate to "out" people, but PigBeanUs's real life persona is actually John Lloyd Stryker.  He's a billionaire and heir to the Stryker Corporation fortune.  You can look all this up and see that he is a BGE cook, and is a very private, recalcitrant and reclusive individual.  He is brilliant with both apes and charcuterie, and has forgotten more than most of us, including me, will ever know about cooking meat and fire.  (the forgetting part is partially due to his penchant to drink 10 year old Drie Fonteinen Oude Geuze).

    Anyway, he likes to toy with "the plebeians".  I gotta hand it to him, if I had his money, I would probably have a personal chef.  Maybe not, I like to cook. Anyway, kudos to him for hanging with us commoners.
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    Fine folks all. 👍🏻
  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    Pete is not afraid to let everyone know that he runs a business that sells BGEs, all while readily insulting people on the BGE forum.   Like a child who jumps out of the bathtub, unafraid to tell his daddy that his poop floats.  
    You must not have mirrors to look into. 
  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    Any objective person can easily see who the aggressive a holes are around here. Some people obviously never got the bullying outta their system in grade school. That’s cool. I guess anyway. 
  • Any objective person can easily see who the aggressive a holes are around here. Some people obviously never got the bullying outta their system in grade school. That’s cool. I guess anyway. 
    You must not have mirrors to look into.  
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Any objective person can easily see who the aggressive a holes are around here. Some people obviously never got the bullying outta their system in grade school. That’s cool. I guess anyway. 
    Yes, for real this time, you are right.

    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    Any objective person can easily see who the aggressive a holes are around here. Some people obviously never got the bullying outta their system in grade school. That’s cool. I guess anyway. 
    Yes, for real this time, you are right.

    Well we agree. That’s great 👍🏻
  • Tip2Tip
    Tip2Tip Posts: 100
    If you are a fan of the Silicon Valley show on HBO, then you know.  
    California
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Tip2Tip said:
    If you are a fan of the Silicon Valley show on HBO, then you know.  

    Thanks for the validation because that was my first thought.  Best episode ever.
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
  • PigBeanUs
    PigBeanUs Posts: 932
    you can just hit the carriage return, pgprescott, instead of posting every line as a separate reply.


  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 12,450
    Any guess who had the handle biggreencraigdotcom?
    canuckland
  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354



    Oh man I love Kenny Rogers. 
    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

  • JethroVA
    JethroVA Posts: 1,251
    My name is Jeff and my Dad nicknamed me Jethro.  I live in VA. 
    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    I'm from Georgia and Traveller is the name of a famous horse buried at Washington and Lee University. 

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • I was inspired by the generosity of some friends who aren't good with padlocks.
  • There are some old threads on here!!!

    Mine is simple, my name is Pete and my nickname is sliver because I used to be so skinny before getting into the Q game!!!
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    That stuff (not the hot version) is crack for SWMBO.  Also, she knows it's super bad to eat, but I'll buy a couple small packs and hide them around the house and see how long it takes for them to vanish.
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    That stuff (not the hot version) is crack for SWMBO.  Also, she knows it's super bad to eat, but I'll buy a couple small packs and hide them around the house and see how long it takes for them to vanish.
    Mine too.
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
  • lentsboy007
    lentsboy007 Posts: 416
    edited February 2021
    Last name Lents. Childhood nickname Lentsboy, and I love James Bond movies and books 

    1 Large Egg, Blackstone griddle

    Belgium...........The Netherlands??

  • sumoconnell
    sumoconnell Posts: 1,932
    That stuff (not the hot version) is crack for SWMBO.  Also, she knows it's super bad to eat, but I'll buy a couple small packs and hide them around the house and see how long it takes for them to vanish.
    Mine too.
    Fun fact :
    Funyuns outsell responsibilityuns by a wide margin. Check it here:

    https://www.theonion.com/funyuns-still-outselling-responsibilityuns-1819565539

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.