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O.T. Very Unimportant Bit of Trivia

Someone born in 1962 is 62 this year.
Just thought you'd want to know.
Somewhere on the Colorado Front Range

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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,224
    Yes I am.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • zaphod
    zaphod Posts: 1,013
    i resemble that comment. 
    ~~
    Large BGE, Jonesing for a MiniMax
    The Vegegrilltarian

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  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,641
    I also resemble that remark. When did I get so damned old?
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT. 
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,627
    Not only are they 62 this year, but they were also 61.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    edited November 2024
    Interesting fact. The average human lays 3.5 turds a day on average. That’s 1,260 turds a year give or take a few either way. With that said if you are 62 years old roughly 78,120 turds has passed through your anus. 
    Here’s to 78,120 turds more my friends 🍺 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    Here’s one to make you ponder. The average turd is 4-8 inches long. Multiple that by 78,120 to get an overall length. It will stun you how much you have crapped in 62 years. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,875
    SGH said:
    Interesting fact. The average human lays 3.5 turds a day on average. That’s 1,260 turds a year give or take a few either way. With that said if you are 62 years old roughly 78,120 turds has passed through your anus. 
    Here’s to 78,120 turds more my friends 🍺 
    124 YO...petrified poop
    Have:
     XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
    Had:
    LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby

    Fat Willies BBQ
    Ola, Ga

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,627
    edited November 2024
    3.5 dukes a day!?  What does the average person eat?  Does one session equal 1 duke, or if you pop out multiple individual dukes in one session does each one count as a stand alone?

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,664
    Friday is underway in great style.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,332
    You guys know your ****.  
    "Hallelujah, Noel, be it Heaven or Hell,
    The Christmas we get, we deserve"
         -RIP Greg Lake

    Ogden, UT, USA

  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,224
    This explains why a good friend of mine likes to ask the checkout clerk at the grocery store if he/she thinks he selected the right amount of toilet paper for the amount of food he is purchasing.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,627
    Foghorn said:
    This explains why a good friend of mine likes to ask the checkout clerk at the grocery store if he/she thinks he selected the right amount of toilet paper for the amount of food he is purchasing.
    Uugghhh!  I will never not have this thought while I am at the cashier. My mouth is usually engaged while my brain is wandering too, so I will not be able to not ask.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,224
    Foghorn said:
    This explains why a good friend of mine likes to ask the checkout clerk at the grocery store if he/she thinks he selected the right amount of toilet paper for the amount of food he is purchasing.
    Uugghhh!  I will never not have this thought while I am at the cashier. My mouth is usually engaged while my brain is wandering too, so I will not be able to not ask.
    You're welcome.   =)

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,140
    How many shaves is that @sgh?
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,224
    How many shaves is that @sgh?
    Of the face?  Please say that you are asking about the face.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX