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Cookies of Fortune

nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 40,793
Feel free to steal from interweb pipez....

86 Of The Funniest Messages Found Inside Fortune Cookies  Bored Panda

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I collect junk and work as a lowly lab technician at the bench!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!

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  • loco_engrloco_engr Posts: 5,546
    edited November 2021
     oldie but a goody
    aka marysvilleksegghead
    Lrg 2008
    mini 2009
    XL 2021
    Henny Youngman:
    I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
    Bob Hope: When I wake up in the morning, I don’t feel anything until noon, and then it’s time for my nap
  • MeatfluencerMeatfluencer Posts: 18
    edited November 2021
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
  • SGHSGH Posts: 28,551
    Feel free to steal from interweb pipez....

    86 Of The Funniest Messages Found Inside Fortune Cookies  Bored Panda

    This is easily the greatest thing you have ever posted. I salute you brother 👍

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 40,793
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
    It's the end of story for all BBQ, a natural conclusion, so to speak. 

    ______________________________________________
    I collect junk and work as a lowly lab technician at the bench!!!!!
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!
  • I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
    Speaking of butts, take your pork butt.  There are some here that are decidedly “bone-in” people and there are those that aren’t interested in that.  There are others that are more flexible in their likes and will dig into whatever is put in front of them.  Nothing wrong with any of it, there are no wrong choices in bbq unless you’re drinking white wine (that stuff sucks balls).  Everyone is welcome in the big BBQ tent.

    BBQ is dead sexy no matter how you enjoy it or what your favorite parts are, you just can’t argue with that.  
  • womauswomaus Posts: 227
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 

    Yeah. That's coming from a "Meatfluencer". Couldn't even put in the "I".

    But, I digress.
  • I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
    Just be glad you missed the couple months of shaving posts.

    < shudders >
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • SGHSGH Posts: 28,551
    Just be glad you missed the couple months of shaving posts.
    Those were classics. Think I will start posting them again. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • SGH said:
    Just be glad you missed the couple months of shaving posts.
    Those were classics. Think I will start posting them again. 
    It’s No Shave November.
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,130
    You misspelled nut.  
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • dmchicago said:
    You misspelled nut.  
    No Nut November?  That doesn’t sound as fun…
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 40,793
    Speaking of nuts....
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    I collect junk and work as a lowly lab technician at the bench!!!!!
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 4,130
    dmchicago said:
    You misspelled nut.  
    No Nut November?  That doesn’t sound as fun…
    No judgy here.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • CTMikeCTMike Posts: 2,967
    Speaking of nuts....
    And that data transfer occurs in less than 2 minutes - incredible.
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT. 
  • womauswomaus Posts: 227
    Hah! My connection speed is way faster than yours!

    Oh. Wait a minute....
  • BotchBotch Posts: 13,730
    womaus said:
    Hah! My connection speed is way faster than yours!

    Oh. Wait a minute....
    :lol:  
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    "There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English Language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair."   - Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson

    Ogden, Utard  
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