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Cookies of Fortune

nolaegghead
nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
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Feel free to steal from interweb pipez....

86 Of The Funniest Messages Found Inside Fortune Cookies Bored Panda

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I love lamp..
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  • loco_engr
    loco_engr Posts: 5,794
    edited November 2021
     oldie but a goody
    aka marysvilleksegghead
    Lrg 2008
    mini 2009
    XL 2021 (sold 8/24/23)
    Henny Youngman:
    I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
    Bob Hope: When I wake up in the morning, I don’t feel anything until noon, and then it’s time for my nap
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  • Meatfluencer
    Meatfluencer Posts: 18
    edited November 2021
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,131

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,887
    nolaegghead said:
    Feel free to steal from interweb pipez....

    86 Of The Funniest Messages Found Inside Fortune Cookies Bored Panda

    This is easily the greatest thing you have ever posted. I salute you brother 👍

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Meatfluencer said:
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
    It's the end of story for all BBQ, a natural conclusion, so to speak. 

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  • fiber_induced_deuce
    fiber_induced_deuce Posts: 270
    Meatfluencer said:
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
    Speaking of butts, take your pork butt.  There are some here that are decidedly “bone-in” people and there are those that aren’t interested in that.  There are others that are more flexible in their likes and will dig into whatever is put in front of them.  Nothing wrong with any of it, there are no wrong choices in bbq unless you’re drinking white wine (that stuff sucks balls).  Everyone is welcome in the big BBQ tent.

    BBQ is dead sexy no matter how you enjoy it or what your favorite parts are, you just can’t argue with that.  
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  • womaus
    womaus Posts: 256
    Meatfluencer said:
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 

    Yeah. That's coming from a "Meatfluencer". Couldn't even put in the "I".

    But, I digress.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,764
    Meatfluencer said:
    I’m new here but there seems to be an above average amount of anus talk on a BBQ forum. Makes for an odd vibe. 
    Just be glad you missed the couple months of shaving posts.

    < shudders >
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,887
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Just be glad you missed the couple months of shaving posts.
    Those were classics. Think I will start posting them again. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,790
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Just be glad you missed the couple months of shaving posts.
    Those were classics. Think I will start posting them again. 
    It’s No Shave November.
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    You misspelled nut.  
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,764
    dmchicago said:
    You misspelled nut.  
    No Nut November?  That doesn’t sound as fun…
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Speaking of nuts....
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    I love lamp..
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    JohnInCarolina said:
    dmchicago said:
    You misspelled nut.  
    No Nut November?  That doesn’t sound as fun…
    No judgy here.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,427
    nolaegghead said:
    Speaking of nuts....
    And that data transfer occurs in less than 2 minutes - incredible.
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT. 
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  • womaus
    womaus Posts: 256
    Hah! My connection speed is way faster than yours!

    Oh. Wait a minute....
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,287
    womaus said:
    Hah! My connection speed is way faster than yours!

    Oh. Wait a minute....
    :lol:  
    ___________

    "When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."

    - Lin Yutang


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