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FS Smobot (divorced and selling all my egg stuff)

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brodykmb
brodykmb Posts: 2
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Hey, what's up.  I am unfortunately having to sell all my stuff including my egg and all that comes with it.  I have a smobot which is simply an awesome and fun air controller for your egg or Kamodo.  This is a 'fire' sale LOL no pun intended.  But, someone buy this thing from me.  It's in perfect working condition and has always been taken care of.  I think i may have used it around 30 or so cooks.  email me or message me for more conversation about it.  brodykmb@gmail.com
i paid a couple hundred bucks for it.  I'll let it go for a hundred dollars.  Like I said, it's in perfect working condition.  Treat yourself to a nice personal holiday gift.
Brody (Cumming, GA)
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  • brodykmb
    brodykmb Posts: 2
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    sold
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 7,673
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    sounds like a rough divorce. hang in there.
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • Langner91
    Langner91 Posts: 2,120
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    At least he got to sell his Egg stuff.  Some of us weren't so lucky.
    Clinton, Iowa
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  • Photo Egg
    Photo Egg Posts: 12,110
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    Sorry Buddy
    Thank you,
    Darian

    Galveston Texas
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,308
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    Maybe she took the Egg and just left him the accessories? Or accidentally backed into it on the way out? Anyhow I hope that he has a new Egg and a better honey by this time next year.
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  • AnothaStolenGenrator
    AnothaStolenGenrator Posts: 287
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    Dang what happened?  Was she banging the postman?
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,413
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    Tough crowd right here!
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,138
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    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 22,970
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    Condolences and congrats. Onward and upward bud. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,495
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    That’s cute 
    _____________

    Tin soldiers and Johnson's coming...


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  • PigBeanUs
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
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  • Langner91
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    My first egg was a Father's day gift from my kids.  My best-childhood friend built a custom table for my deck that held the egg and had shelves and prep space.

    I lost both, which she promptly sold and bought a hot tub.

    I got the better end of the deal!
    Clinton, Iowa
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  • CPFC1905
    CPFC1905 Posts: 1,868
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    This thread has all the hallmarks of becoming a pillar of the forum irrespective of the OP's intentions and its title.  
    Other girls may try to take me away 
    But you know, it's by your side I will stay
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
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    Langner91 said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    My first egg was a Father's day gift from my kids.  My best-childhood friend built a custom table for my deck that held the egg and had shelves and prep space.

    I lost both, which she promptly sold and bought a hot tub.

    I got the better end of the deal!
    Ouch, sorry you lost the sentimental egg and table.  Glad you moved on to better more positive things.
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • Meatfluencer
    Meatfluencer Posts: 18
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    Divorce is expensive because it’s worth it. 
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  • womaus
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    Excellent suggestion. 

    I buy a BGE, I buy her a dozen eggs. It'll look good on the divorce papers, right?
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,138
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    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,983
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    What you’re missing here is that Lit never dated anyone who could read.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    Who?
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,138
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    What you’re missing here is that Lit never dated anyone who could read.
    That makes his Username ironic.
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    What you’re missing here is that Lit never dated anyone who could read.
    Dont hate just cause you got beat up and pocked on every day. Sure thats where you picked up your 5k routine. Run home and hide little ****.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,138
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    Lit said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    Who?
    Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,983
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    Lit said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    What you’re missing here is that Lit never dated anyone who could read.
    Dont hate just cause you got beat up and pocked on every day. Sure thats where you picked up your 5k routine. Run home and hide little ****.
    Uh oh it seems I’ve struck a nerve. 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,983
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    What you’re missing here is that Lit never dated anyone who could read.
    That makes his Username ironic.
    There’s a reason his nickname is Lit-for-brains.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    Who?
    Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?
    I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 
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  • PeteSliver
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    I think we need more Canadians on this forum to balance out all of the American fight me now guys.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,138
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    Lit said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    Who?
    Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?
    I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 
    Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

    You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Lit said:
    PigBeanUs said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.
    problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

    E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 
    If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.
    Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

    Also, Thomas Jefferson.
    Who?
    Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?
    I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 
    Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

    You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?
    Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,983
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    He’s gonna blow a fuse trying to square that circle.  

    Or just punt.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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