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Ozzie_Isaac

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There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Lit

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PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

Ozzie_Isaac

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

Yes, thank you.  It always feels good to help educate a person.

Ozzie_Isaac

PeteSliver said:

I think we need more Canadians on this forum to balance out all of the American fight me now guys.

I like the blokes from the UK.  I just wish they were on our time.

Lit

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PeteSliver said:

I think we need more Canadians on this forum to balance out all of the American fight me now guys.

I like the blokes from the UK.  I just wish they were on our time.

So what is our time is it Eastern or Central? You know we have 4 time zones right? 

EzraBrooks

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PeteSliver said:

I think we need more Canadians on this forum to balance out all of the American fight me now guys.

I like the blokes from the UK.  I just wish they were on our time.

So what is our time is it Eastern or Central? You know we have 4 time zones right? 

You know UK isn't on any of them right?

Canugghead

I guess Alaska and Hawaii don’t count.

JohnInCarolina

Canugghead said:

I guess Alaska and Hawaii don’t count.

I thought those were both part of Russia.

dmchicago

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Canugghead said:

I guess Alaska and Hawaii don’t count.

I thought those were both part of Russia.

I know you can see Russia from Alaska. 

lousubcap

But you can smell it before you see it!

caliking

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PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

Ozzie_Isaac

caliking said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

Lit

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

Lit

Canugghead said:

I guess Alaska and Hawaii don’t count.

I counted them. It was mountain and pacific i left out. 

caliking

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

Yes, you are right.

Hansm

Start a GOFUND ME page, eggheads are good people

Hansm

Sounds like we have a lot if CUNextTuesdays out there.....

Ozzie_Isaac

Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

So you couldn't tell I was trolling you?  Consider yourself caught and released.

JohnInCarolina

Lit

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

So you couldn't tell I was trolling you?  Consider yourself caught and released.

That was really sad for trolling if thats what you were trying to do.

Acn

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Canugghead said:

I guess Alaska and Hawaii don’t count.

I counted them. It was mountain and pacific i left out. 

Why do you hate the territories?  We also have Atlantic, Chamorro, and Samoa time.

JohnInCarolina

Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

So you couldn't tell I was trolling you?  Consider yourself caught and released.

That was really sad for trolling if thats what you were trying to do.

Seriously Ozzie.  You should try denigrating people's personal appearance instead.   

Just keep in mind that, If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful. 

Lit

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Canugghead said:

I guess Alaska and Hawaii don’t count.

I counted them. It was mountain and pacific i left out. 

Why do you hate the territories?  We also have Atlantic, Chamorro, and Samoa time.

I give up thats too many. Only so many fingers

Ozzie_Isaac

Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

So you couldn't tell I was trolling you?  Consider yourself caught and released.

That was really sad for trolling if thats what you were trying to do.

 I didn't expect you to understand highbrow trolling.  Consider my expectations met.

Canugghead

Seeing all the BS here makes me want to sell all my egg stuff and divorce myself from this forum, can the Buffalo help?  Amazing a FS thread turned sideways so many different ways.

Lit

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Lit said:

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Lit said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

So you couldn't tell I was trolling you?  Consider yourself caught and released.

That was really sad for trolling if thats what you were trying to do.

 I didn't expect you to understand highbrow trolling.  Consider my expectations met.

Its so funny when I trolled you right back on my first response and you explained yourself. Thats trolling rookie.

Legume

Canugghead said:

Seeing all the BS here makes me want to sell all my egg stuff and divorce myself from this forum, can the Buffalo help? 

Lit

Canugghead said:

Seeing all the BS here makes me want to sell all my egg stuff and divorce myself from this forum, can the Buffalo help?  Amazing a FS thread turned sideways so many different ways.

You wont. 

Ozzie_Isaac

Lit said:

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caliking said:

Lit said:

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Lit said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Lit said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Lit said:

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Lit said:

PigBeanUs said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

There is a lesson here.  Make sure you buy your wife a nice equally valuable gift whenever you get something nice.  Then the divorce settlement is easy. You each keep the corresponding gift.  Easy-peasy.

problem in the first place is letting your wife know when you buy something valuable. 

E. A. Newton used to say “some people collect oriental carpets. I collect rare books. You see, you can’t really sneak a carpet into the house” 

If you collect rare books you dont have to worry about having a wife in the first place.

Just so you know Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Nicholas Cage, and Ian Flemming are/were collectors of rare books.

Also, Thomas Jefferson.

Who?

Surely, you are joking?  Ever heard of Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, James Bond, Greatest Actor ever, or the job of President?

I know who they are. They arent getting women cause they collect books though. 

Ah, but Lit, you said he wouldn't have to worry about having a wife because he collects rare books.  Did you take logic classes in middle school?  Your logic structure is an "or" structure.

You collect rare books OR you have a wife.  Now, your next statement contradicts that by saying collecting rare books does not preclude having a wife.  Which is it?  Which do you believe?

Are you really thinking into it that much? Was just messing with the guy. Do you collect books as well? 

Really didn't take any thinking on my part.  Maybe I shouldn't take reading comprehension for granted.

To answer your question, nope, I do not collect books.  I read them, then donate them.

Or maybe dont be so serious on a bbq forum. Obviously i know there are people that collect books and have wives. You feel smart now?

For the record, it wasn't obvious. Nice backpedal?

So you two really couldnt see that I was trolling the troll? Instead you really think i believe nobody that collects books would have a wife? Says alot about your intelligence. 

So you couldn't tell I was trolling you?  Consider yourself caught and released.

That was really sad for trolling if thats what you were trying to do.

 I didn't expect you to understand highbrow trolling.  Consider my expectations met.

Its so funny when I trolled you right back on my first response and you explained yourself. Thats trolling rookie.

That's trolling, rookie.

JohnInCarolina