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Eggdicted_Dawgfan

@dmchicago and @JohnInCarolina I know my opinion means nothing but I have to say it anyway for my own sake. You guys are really petty. Who gives a rats ass if there is politics on this thread. Fish saw something that he thought was funny and posted it here. If you don’t like it scroll on to the next post. You guys don’t own this place and don’t make the rules. It gets old with the policing of what is ok to post where. Sorry if I offended but I suck at keeping my mouth shut. 

littlerascal56

@Eggdicted_Dawgfan…how dare you question the “great & powerful” JIC!  He will scorn you as a nazi racist, and ridicule your penis size as well as your mental state and physical health.  Not to mention how useless you are to society.  So prepare yourself for what’s coming in his reply’s on the forum. It won’t be good, because no one questions Johns posts.  Never…ever. He is God on here, and will unleash his many fanboys on you for this. John thinks he owns this place, and all should follow him.  Basically drink the purple Koolaid if you want to play on the forum. Sad.

JohnInCarolina

fishlessman

im not really into politics but yes i did find it funny, true or not.  politics doesnt make me angry; however, dont steal my boat, it will cost you big

Canugghead

https://twitter.com/NickTurturro1/status/1574589971952209920?s=20&t=qRqyjk7MFexlrj8LZivmjw

Botch

This was a stunner to me. This guy built a beautiful walnut-slab desk (base was, pine? ash? other?) but at the 11:00 mark, he turned four round legs using a  table saw and a cordless drill!! I've never seen this technique before, and I can see not crying about my lack of space for a lathe, again. Amazing craftsmanship.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRFVG4XXrG0

Canugghead

Botch said:

This was a stunner to me. This guy built a beautiful walnut-slab desk (base was, pine? ash? other?) but at the 11:00 mark, he turned four round legs using a  table saw and a cordless drill!! I've never seen this technique before, and I can see not crying about my lack of space for a lathe, again. Amazing craftsmanship.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRFVG4XXrG0

Didn’t watch the whole video, love the mortise and tenon too.

JohnInCarolina

Botch said:

This was a stunner to me. This guy built a beautiful walnut-slab desk (base was, pine? ash? other?) but at the 11:00 mark, he turned four round legs using a  table saw and a cordless drill!! I've never seen this technique before, and I can see not crying about my lack of space for a lathe, again. Amazing craftsmanship.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRFVG4XXrG0

Very cool.

nolaegghead

Botch said:

This was a stunner to me. This guy built a beautiful walnut-slab desk (base was, pine? ash? other?) but at the 11:00 mark, he turned four round legs using a  table saw and a cordless drill!! I've never seen this technique before, and I can see not crying about my lack of space for a lathe, again. Amazing craftsmanship.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRFVG4XXrG0

I’ve never seen that method for cutting a tapered spindle before.  

This is AMSR bait for woodworkers if I’ve ever seen it🤪

Canugghead

Stolen from fb

Fable: DON'T ARGUE WITH “DONKEYS”

The donkey said to the tiger:

- "The grass is blue".

The tiger replied:

- "No, the grass is green."

The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this they went before the lion, the King of the Jungle.

Already before reaching the forest clearing, where the lion was sitting on his throne, the donkey began to shout:

- "His Highness, is it true that the grass is blue?".

The lion replied:

- "True, the grass is blue."

The donkey hurried and continued:

- "The tiger disagrees with me and contradicts and annoys me, please punish him."

The king then declared:

- "The tiger will be punished with 5 years of silence."

The donkey jumped cheerfully and went on his way, content and repeating:

- "The Grass Is Blue"...

The tiger accepted his punishment, but before he asked the lion:

- "Your Majesty, why have you punished me?, after all, the grass is green."

The lion replied:

- "In fact, the grass is green."

The tiger asked:

- "So why are you punishing me?".

The lion replied:

- "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green.

The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave and intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with a donkey, and on top of that come and bother me with that question."

The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who does not care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on arguments that don't make sense...

There are people who, no matter how much evidence and evidence we present to them, are not in the capacity to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and all they want is to be right even if they are not.

When ignorance screams, intelligence is silent. Your peace and quiet are worth more.

fishlessman

the grass is blue

Canugghead

fishlessman said:

the grass is blue

Indeed, in Colonel Sanders land.

dmchicago

Birds aren’t real. 

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Lion: “yes, you are right”

JohnInCarolina

http://twitter.com/SalterWobchak/status/1575142393216528384?s=20&t=VsdOD4QVKJkuNESgJhyIJQ

Ozzie_Isaac

lousubcap

Botch

Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Depending on their velocity
Relative to you.  

Ozzie_Isaac

Canugghead

lousubcap said:

Also don’t let Kevin Love die 😘

JohnInCarolina

Ozzie_Isaac said:

😂

dmchicago

Guys?

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/28/business/mackenzie-scott-dan-jewett.html

JohnInCarolina

dmchicago said:

Guys?

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/28/business/mackenzie-scott-dan-jewett.html

I’d hit it.

Botch

Ah, that's why she's been flooding my in-box.  Sorry, you had your chance.  

dmchicago

Botch said:

Ah, that's why she's been flooding my in-box.  Sorry, you had your chance.  

Sliding into your dms. 

Jesus Botch…do I have to teach you everything?

JohnInCarolina

littlerascal56

Biden is going down hill fast. Don’t see him lasting for 2 more years.  He is clearly not respected by world leaders, which makes US look really weak.  Embarrassing to all, including the Dems and libtards. Useless as a leader. The White House has become a “nursing home” for Joe.

JohnInCarolina

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