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dbCooper

Happy hatch day: Nebraska snapping turtle Big Snap Daddy turns 93
Big Snap Daddy loves “bum scratches,” according to a post by the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission.
Game and Parks reminds people to not give their local snapping turtles bum scratches.

https://www.klkntv.com/happy-hatch-day-nebraska-snapping-turtle-big-snap-daddy-turns-93/

Botch

See what you're missing out on, Dennis?  
 

dmchicago

Botch said:

See what you're missing out on, Dennis?  
 

Unless I’m pumping pumpkin spice latte through my toilet tank, right?

JohnInCarolina

dmchicago said:

Botch said:

See what you're missing out on, Dennis?  
 

Unless I’m pumping pumpkin spice latte through my toilet tank, right?

Is that what you’re doing?  This is all starting to make sense…

dmchicago

Only gets worse after 30

fishlessman

informing the bees that the queen has died

fishlessman

they should not have told the bees about their new king charles.  bee attack

dmchicago

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/14/climate/patagonia-climate-philanthropy-chouinard.html

File under cool. 

fishlessman

migrants win the lottery and land in marthas vineyard

Legume

fishlessman said:

migrants win the lottery and land in marthas vineyard

Amazing that DeSantis funded this when he doesn’t even have a border.  The party of cruelty strikes again.

Legume

dmchicago said:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/14/climate/patagonia-climate-philanthropy-chouinard.html

File under cool. 

Love this guy and his biz.

fishlessman

Legume said:

fishlessman said:

migrants win the lottery and land in marthas vineyard

Amazing that DeSantis funded this when he doesn’t even have a border.  The party of cruelty strikes again.

if he really wanted to be cruel.....he could send them to hawaii

littlerascal56

But she keeps saying “the border is closed”!

Legume

Watching Fox News midday, shocker.  How’s the barcalounger holding up, or are you a lazy-boy man?

littlerascal56

Legume said:

Watching Fox News midday, shocker.  How’s the barcalounger holding up, or are you a lazy-boy man?

Living in your head bub….rent free!  HAHA

JohnInCarolina

“rent free” - I did nazi that coming 

HeavyG

littlerascal56 said:

But she keeps saying “the border is closed”!

When did VP Harris ever actually say "the border is closed"?

fishlessman

HeavyG said:

littlerascal56 said:

But she keeps saying “the border is closed”!

When did VP Harris ever actually say "the border is closed"?

i believe the term is secure.....as in vp harris's house is more secure than the border at this time

Legume

littlerascal56 said:

Legume said:

Watching Fox News midday, shocker.  How’s the barcalounger holding up, or are you a lazy-boy man?

Living in your head bub….rent free!  HAHA

I can’t quit you man!

fishlessman

i believe this belongs here

Legume

Yeah, but I think he said he doesn’t drink.  Religious beliefs or something.

dmchicago

Legume said:

Yeah, but I think he said he doesn’t drink.  Religious beliefs or something.

You can’t be a drunk and also be the chief quiver holder of the bows and arrows guild. 

JohnInCarolina

Legume said:

Yeah, but I think he said he doesn’t drink.  Religious beliefs or something.

Sounds about as legit as every other story that clown makes up.

nolaegghead

John told littlepeen he was living in his head yada yada and now littletesticle can’t stop saying it.   Hahaha, mix it up dude.  I heard that story a million times gramps!

JohnInCarolina

Let’s get this thread back on track:

http://twitter.com/TheLostOgle/status/1570474377300393984?s=20&t=Kcdsyv_CyF6djI9eBGgogg

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

Let’s get this thread back on track:

http://twitter.com/TheLostOgle/status/1570474377300393984?s=20&t=Kcdsyv_CyF6djI9eBGgogg

One without the other is just a littlerascal

littlerascal56

Legume said:

fishlessman said:

migrants win the lottery and land in marthas vineyard

Amazing that DeSantis funded this when he doesn’t even have a border.  The party of cruelty strikes again.

Legume

@littlerascal56 if you use Fox News and facebook memes as your news sources, you may have missed that it was the republican Massachusetts Governor that offered to move them to a nearby military base that has designated emergency shelter for families.  And they all chose to go there without being lied to or tricked.  No grandstanding, just support for these people that were cruelly used as political props. 

Botch

I missed this one, first time around:
 

 
  

JohnInCarolina

http://twitter.com/_Brodes/status/1571168021930037248?s=20&t=h8XOe9zIG3vS7LSuLLewsA