The Great 2021 Heinz Hot Dog Pact

Botch

It's about time!
 
https://kutv.com/news/offbeat/heinz-started-a-petition-for-hot-dogs-and-buns-to-be-sold-in-even-packs
 
 

PigBeanUs

At band camp we learned to just force two wieners into one bun. As long as you can find two people who are into it, it works out, bun-wise. 

At first it sounds difficult, but you’ll be surprised how good it can be 

SonVolt

The 'ol chili dog. 

Yno

Five packs of buns and four packs of dogs and all is well. Don't forget the ketchup!

fishlessman

just buy extra buns, sometimes i dont even buy the hotdogs

PigBeanUs

fishlessman said:

just buy extra buns, sometimes i dont even buy the hotdogs

only hot dog roll there is.

buttered and grilled, can't do that with a d*mned coney island roll

northGAcock

PigBeanUs said:

At band camp we learned to just force two wieners into one bun. As long as you can find two people who are into it, it works out, bun-wise. 

At first it sounds difficult, but you’ll be surprised how good it can be 

Did you use any condom mints?

fishlessman

PigBeanUs said:

fishlessman said:

just buy extra buns, sometimes i dont even buy the hotdogs

only hot dog roll there is.

buttered and grilled, can't do that with a d*mned coney island roll

hard pass on a potato roll, it aint happening

alaskanassasin

Those look killer @fishlessman

fishlessman

alaskanassasin said:

Those look killer @fishlessman

lifted off the web but ive eaten a ton over the years. lobster prices should drop in a couple weeks hopefully since july 4 is behind us

Botch

Ten dollars sez the elitist weirdo snobs at Hebrew National will ignore the petition and continue to ship.... seven.      

GrateEggspectations

PigBeanUs said:

At band camp we learned to just force two wieners into one bun. As long as you can find two people who are into it, it works out, bun-wise. 

At first it sounds difficult, but you’ll be surprised how good it can be 

Condoments are always well advised in such situations. 

womaus

PigBeanUs said:

At band camp we learned to just force two wieners into one bun. As long as you can find two people who are into it, it works out, bun-wise. 

At first it sounds difficult, but you’ll be surprised how good it can be 

Why do those type of things always happen at Band Camp?

SonVolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-qayQYX-0&ab_channel=LegendsPlayingLeague

ColbyLang

Hotdogs sold by weight. Cluster pans in a bakery system hold 4. Same for hamburger buns. The bakeries ain’t changing configurations. 

PigBeanUs

ColbyLang said:

Hotdogs sold by weight. Cluster pans in a bakery system hold 4. Same for hamburger buns. The bakeries ain’t changing configurations. 

Thanks, Mr. Killjoy


(also: the petition isn’t serious. It’s an attempt at viral marketing)

ColbyLang

PigBeanUs said:

ColbyLang said:

Hotdogs sold by weight. Cluster pans in a bakery system hold 4. Same for hamburger buns. The bakeries ain’t changing configurations. 

Thanks, Mr. Killjoy


(also: the petition isn’t serious. It’s an attempt at viral marketing)

Subject has been approached before by grocers believe it or not…change ain’t coming. White bread bakeries around me cannot make enough hotdog buns between Memorial Day and Labor Day. They start making them in February and putting them in cold storage. It’s unreal

JohnInCarolina

womaus said:

PigBeanUs said:

At band camp we learned to just force two wieners into one bun. As long as you can find two people who are into it, it works out, bun-wise. 

At first it sounds difficult, but you’ll be surprised how good it can be 

Why do those type of things always happen at Band Camp?

They happen at church camp too, they’re just not consensual.

SonVolt

A lot of times they're consensual. Especially when it's the pastor's wife and a Deacon. 

JohnInCarolina

SonVolt said:

A lot of times they're consensual. Especially when it's the pastor's wife and a Deacon. 

Or the pastor’s daughter and the new kid from out of town:

PigBeanUs

ColbyLang said:

PigBeanUs said:

ColbyLang said:

Hotdogs sold by weight. Cluster pans in a bakery system hold 4. Same for hamburger buns. The bakeries ain’t changing configurations. 

Thanks, Mr. Killjoy


(also: the petition isn’t serious. It’s an attempt at viral marketing)

Subject has been approached before by grocers believe it or not…change ain’t coming. White bread bakeries around me cannot make enough hotdog buns between Memorial Day and Labor Day. They start making them in February and putting them in cold storage. It’s unreal

The problem here is that you know what you are talking about, and we are all just making jokes. 

(Srsly tho: excellent info)

Botch

PigBeanUs said:

ColbyLang said:
Subject has been approached before by grocers believe it or not…change ain’t coming. White bread bakeries around me cannot make enough hotdog buns between Memorial Day and Labor Day. They start making them in February and putting them in cold storage. It’s unreal

The problem here is that you know what you are talking about, and we are all just making jokes. 

(Srsly tho: excellent info)

Agreed,  However, I could easily see the weiner manufacturers reducing their packages from 10 to 8, keeping the same price, lowering shipping costs, and somehow advertising that they "responded to public demand".  
I'm old now, and can see things like that.  

PigBeanUs

So. You are on record as being in favor of smaller weiner packages? 

Botch

Economically, yes.    

ColbyLang

Smaller wiener here. I’ve got no complaints tho….wait, that didn’t come out right