What is your superpower?

nolaegghead

...worthy of an epitaph, let's say.

SonVolt

I can visually calculate distance to within 5 feet from 1 foot to 10,000 assuming enough elevation. And making up stuff. 

fishlessman

theres a thousand mud ponds up here. not so much a superpower but it would be nice if my stone simply read...buried at mud pond

Phaqallyall

Circumventing security filters.   

GrateEggspectations

Let’s just say that when the creator made me, he blessed me with several extra inches. 

My shoulders really are very broad. 

JohnInCarolina

Accumulating forum flags. 

WeberWho

I can make a BGE cook look like it came off a George Foreman indoor grill. We all have to be good at something....

northGAcock

Loosing generators.

TEXASBGE2018

Returning things to Costco 8 years later. And the ability to phase shift.

Teefus

When watching movies that have dinosaurs, I can always spot the fake ones right away.

johnmitchell

Declumping dry spice rubs.

Botch

Clearing out an entire British rail car with 3 beer farts.
 
I am not kidding.   

JohnInCarolina

northGAcock said:

Loosing generators.

Not spelling?

nolaegghead

As Socially Awkward Man(tm), I can blast ordinary mortals with technobabble until they are stupefied into docile vegetables and can't see for the white film covering their eyes.  At that point, the newly minted zombies will do as I command.

Hook_emHornsfan_74

According to SWMBO, never being right.  

nolaegghead

Hook_emHornsfan_74 said:

According to SWMBO, never being right.  

...or her superpower is convincing everyone you are perpetually wrong...(and make you do the dishes)

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

Accumulating forum flags. 

I see you more as..."The Sinker of Threads!"

JohnInCarolina

I forgot that it's actually "ruining the forum"

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

I forgot that it's actually "ruining the forum"

Well, it's a work-in-progress...amiright?

RRP

My most recent? Stock Genius - NOT!

After a downward ride for 29 years with the stock from a former employer in my 401K there it finally got back to my cost basis. I stayed true to my conviction of dumping it. Even the best of the best said it was still a POS and always would be so I baled out in April...only to watch it go up 18% @#$%^&*(

Eoin

JohnInCarolina said:

I forgot that it's actually "ruining the forum"

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

bucky925

The ability to grill half inch steaks to a perfect medium rare every time. 

nolaegghead

bucky925 said:

The ability to grill half inch steaks to a perfect medium rare every time. 

Obviously you are good at applying the zeroth law of thermodynamics.

Ozzie_Isaac

Being defensive and getting pissed off.  

dmchicago

Being an ahole while at the same time, having a clean ahole. 

Terpderpitude

"Making new friends online!" - Lit, probably

loco_engr

Rebuilding flux capacitors 

YukonRon

I can fück  up an anvil, or anything else.

dbCooper

Knowing that I don't have any that are recognized by others.  I checked two trusted sources.  One of them, Angie's dad, said living with her might qualify.   🙂

loco_engr

dbCooper said:

Knowing that I don't have any that are recognized by others.  I checked two trusted sources.  One of them, Angie's dad, said living with her might qualify.   🙂

 

Wolfpack

Boiling water on the egg