Things About This Forum That Make You Laugh

Pook

PigBeanUs said:

“They were going to die anyway” 

possibly the dumbest thing I have heard in a while. 

Just wait...

Legume

tarheelmatt said:

People that don’t tell the truth about their age.  Ugh. Gets me. 

Hey, how old is Scottie now? 

Who dis?

JohnInCarolina

kl8ton said:

tarheelmatt said:

People that don’t tell the truth about their age.  Ugh. Gets me. 

Hey, how old is Scottie now? 

This made me have a flashback to a couple threads.   Was there one where someone asked for photos of forum members?   And another that asked what everyone's profession was?   Mostly fabricated and false info followed. 

Guilty as charged 😂

SGH

tarheelmatt said:

Hey, how old is Scottie now? 

Older than I want to be that’s for sure. 

tarheelmatt

Legume said:

tarheelmatt said:

People that don’t tell the truth about their age.  Ugh. Gets me. 

Hey, how old is Scottie now? 

Who dis?

Wrong forum. I thought I was headed to The Nest. 

U_tarded

My favorite is when someone comes to shill their crappy goods or YouTube channel.  99% of the time it’s total garbage, like mangrates, cuttingboards, t-shirts, a car.  The dogpile responses are usually pretty funny.

I just thought of this, when I first joined there was a member who would post random up close spider pictures.  No context nothing a thread with 1 or 2 pics of the same spider. 

JohnInCarolina

U_tarded said:

My favorite is when someone comes to shill their crappy goods or YouTube channel.  99% of the time it’s total garbage, like mangrates, cuttingboards, t-shirts, a car.  The dogpile responses are usually pretty funny.

I just thought of this, when I first joined there was a member who would post random up close spider pictures.  No context nothing a thread with 1 or 2 pics of the same spider. 

Was the spider in a toilet bowl, by any chance?

Botch

 

U_tarded

JohnInCarolina said:

U_tarded said:

My favorite is when someone comes to shill their crappy goods or YouTube channel.  99% of the time it’s total garbage, like mangrates, cuttingboards, t-shirts, a car.  The dogpile responses are usually pretty funny.

I just thought of this, when I first joined there was a member who would post random up close spider pictures.  No context nothing a thread with 1 or 2 pics of the same spider. 

Was the spider in a toilet bowl, by any chance?

While that one always makes me laugh it was this guy (had to do some digging to find this). 

https://eggheadforum.com/discussion/comment/1362957#Comment_1362957

nolaegghead

That was tweev using some simple but tried and true methods to mine people's IP and MAC addresses and deposit a cookie or read one.  

tarheelmatt

U_tarded said:

My favorite is when someone comes to shill their crappy goods or YouTube channel.  99% of the time it’s total garbage, like mangrates, cuttingboards, t-shirts, a car.  The dogpile responses are usually pretty funny.

I just thought of this, when I first joined there was a member who would post random up close spider pictures.  No context nothing a thread with 1 or 2 pics of the same spider. 

For sure. Especially the ones with YT channels. 

JohnInCarolina

tarheelmatt said:

U_tarded said:

My favorite is when someone comes to shill their crappy goods or YouTube channel.  99% of the time it’s total garbage, like mangrates, cuttingboards, t-shirts, a car.  The dogpile responses are usually pretty funny.

I just thought of this, when I first joined there was a member who would post random up close spider pictures.  No context nothing a thread with 1 or 2 pics of the same spider. 

For sure. Especially the ones with YT channels. 

At least your videos aren’t goofy, Matt. Oh wait...

Acn

caliking

tarheelmatt said:

U_tarded said:

My favorite is when someone comes to shill their crappy goods or YouTube channel.  99% of the time it’s total garbage, like mangrates, cuttingboards, t-shirts, a car.  The dogpile responses are usually pretty funny.

I just thought of this, when I first joined there was a member who would post random up close spider pictures.  No context nothing a thread with 1 or 2 pics of the same spider. 

For sure. Especially the ones with YT channels. 

I don’t care what you’re shillin’ these days, but am glad you popped in. You’ve been missed. 

CTMike

Botch said:

 

“Honey, get me the flame thrower” is the only appropriate action here. 

johnmitchell

CTMike said:

Botch said:

 

“Honey, get me the flame thrower” is the only appropriate action here. 

Or the Realtor 😂😂

etherdome

The “disagree” button.  Every time it’s been used  on me it’s when I have stated a fact or shared an experience that I had.  So you disagree that this is how I do it? 😂.  You disagree that I had a particular experience?   Always makes me laugh. This button is unnecessary and constantly misused.

GATraveller

The pack mentality and those who only jump in after a forum regular throws the first barb.

etherdome

etherdome said:

The “disagree” button.  Every time it’s been used  on me it’s when I have stated a fact or shared an experience that I had.  So you disagree that this is how I do it? 😂.  You disagree that I had a particular experience?   Always makes me laugh. This button is unnecessary and constantly misused.

I fully expected a total abuse of the disagree button after my post and you guys did not let me down. 😂 

JohnInCarolina

Bump?

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Does seem like we left a lot of meat on the bone here

Ozzie_Isaac

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Does seem like we left a lot of meat on the bone here

Why some threads get legs and others do not is one of the great mysteries of life.

caliking

Ozzie_Isaac said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Does seem like we left a lot of meat on the bone here

Why some threads get legs and others do not is one of the great mysteries of life.

It very much depends on who's drankin' when, and who isn't taking their meds. The intersection of those two factors, is often special. 

Ozzie_Isaac

caliking said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Does seem like we left a lot of meat on the bone here

Why some threads get legs and others do not is one of the great mysteries of life.

It very much depends on who's drankin' when, and who isn't taking their meds. The intersection of those two factors, is often special. 

I wish there was a 🤣🤣🤣 button.  The truth can often times be sad and hilarious at the same time.

caliking

Honestly, if a bbq forum on the internet is one's outlet for whatever frustrations one may have in life, then one should go for it.

 It's better that this be the pop-off valve. Its only the interwebz, after all. 

caliking

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to register my formal protest against this new "Thursday is the new Friday" business.

If it continues,  I will have to rework my weekly schedule to accommodate this phenomenon, and waste even more time here.

Don't make me do it. 

Please.

nolaegghead

Right.  Better vent here than become an active shooter.  On of those nuts said he had enough ammo for 20 years and he shoots a lot.  TMI

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead said:

Right.  Better vent here than become an active shooter.  On of those nuts said he had enough ammo for 20 years and he shoots a lot.  TMI

Hey now… don’t TRIGGER him!!!

Ozzie_Isaac

Hinny Hydrant.

https://youtu.be/EPyJs6_ldiM

littlerascal56

nolaegghead said:

Right.  Better vent here than become an active shooter.  On of those nuts said he had enough ammo for 20 years and he shoots a lot.  TMI

Don’t have to worry about me….my gunsmithing business caters to mostly law enforcement. Built custom long range rifles for local police, sheriff, and highway patrol departments.  And a few “surgical” rifles for US Govt contractors. I shoot a lot while test firing those custom rifles, as they all ship with a target showing 1/2” MOA or better groups.

Carey- what might concern you more -is the 1000 rounds of 5.56 62gr Green Tips (armor piercing) I just shipped to your neighbor!  He must shoot a lot of steel plates?