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JohnInCarolina
JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,285
in Weight Loss Forum
AMA
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,833
    How long is a piece of string?
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,285
    DMW said:
    How long is a piece of string?
    All I know is don't expect to get ten inches just because you asked for it.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,909
    Do you understand the immense complexity of the rectum?

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,285
    SGH said:
    Do you understand the immense complexity of the rectum?
    Rectum?  I hardly knew im!  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    In this forum you may find the meaning of life or something...
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,909
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    Do you understand the immense complexity of the rectum?
    Rectum?  I hardly knew im!  
    That is a crying shame. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    SGH said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SGH said:
    Do you understand the immense complexity of the rectum?
    Rectum?  I hardly knew im!  
    That is a crying shame. 
    there's no crying in foruming
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,518
    What is the perfect thickness of a ribeye steak?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,285
    edited February 2021
    dmchicago said:
    What is the perfect thickness of a ribeye steak?
    Finally a quality, well-considered question.  Thank you, good sir.

     My opinion: an inch and a half.  And I'm not talking about the 1.5" steak your wife brings back from the butcher, which isn't even maybe an inch thick.  No I mean one that is legit, get out the ruler, 1.5 inches thick.  Anything more and you're approaching roast category.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • PigBeanUs
    PigBeanUs Posts: 932
    dmchicago said:
    What is the perfect thickness of a ribeye steak?
    All i know is that at a certain point, what someone is calling a steak is actually a roast

    some of these tomahawk “steaks” are just a ribroast with a bone sticking out of it


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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,285
    PigBeanUs said:
    dmchicago said:
    What is the perfect thickness of a ribeye steak?
    All i know is that at a certain point, what someone is calling a steak is actually a roast

    some of these tomahawk “steaks” are just a ribroast with a bone sticking out of it


    This guy ^^^ he gets things. 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    If searing holds all the juice in, if I sear on a grill grate, does the juice just get held in where the grate "brands" the meat? 

    Also, where can I get some "Man Grates"?
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,285
    nolaegghead said:
    If searing holds all the juice in, if I sear on a grill grate, does the juice just get held in where the grate "brands" the meat? 

    Also, where can I get some "Man Grates"?
    Your mom holds all the juice in.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • PigBeanUs
    PigBeanUs Posts: 932
    The real question around here is: when is the last time fishless has pooped in a heated bathroom?

    Dude goes from unheated attic bathroom to a machine shop bathroom, to a camp bathroom, to an icefishing bucket

    Hold on fish, spring is right around the corner
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,285
    PigBeanUs said:
    The real question around here is: when is the last time fishless has pooped in a heated bathroom?

    Dude goes from unheated attic bathroom to a machine shop bathroom, to a camp bathroom, to an icefishing bucket

    Hold on fish, spring is right around the corner
    I’m not convinced fishless poops.  He mostly seems to be full of sh!t.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    There's always time to flush once it's the spring thaw.
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  • PigBeanUs
    PigBeanUs Posts: 932
    He won’t be able to answer until Monday. 

    He’s already gone fishing.

    An anxious America waits for news.
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,437
    We just had a cow processed and the steaks cut 1.25 but I think the next will be 1.50. Honestly I think 1.375 would be perfect but the butcher might not deal in eighths.
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Everyone understands miles.

    1.375" = 2.170139e-5 miles = 0.00002170139 mi

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  • PigBeanUs
    PigBeanUs Posts: 932
    edited February 2021
    No need to  deal in eighths, since 1.375 is decimal
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,318
    dmchicago said:
    What is the perfect thickness of a ribeye steak?
    Word on the street is 1/4”. That’s where the magic happens. 😎
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    Maybe one day we'll join the rest of the civilized world and we can all just say our steaks should be 35-40mm thick.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,518
    GrateEggspectations said:
    dmchicago said:
    What is the perfect thickness of a ribeye steak?
    Word on the street is 1/4”. That’s where the magic happens. 😎
    This is the answer I was looking for.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,125
    Although not able to speak and defend himself, Henry VIII would joust  (although not very well) on the importance, of eighths, and perhaps wives and mistresses. He has no known decedents as all those recognized at birth from his wives, all leaving no descendants.

    However there are thought to be several that were birthed from mistresses that were never recognized by the crown, except one; Fitzroy, who also left no descendants.

    Eighths matters. Kind of.

    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • 1voyager
    1voyager Posts: 1,157
    GrateEggspectations said:
    dmchicago said:
    What is the perfect thickness of a ribeye steak?
    Word on the street is 1/4”. That’s where the magic happens. 😎
    Isn't that called a "Safeway cut"? 
    Large Egg, PGS A40 gasser.
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,437
    I miss Safeway.
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,437
    edited February 2021
    Pay 'n Save too.
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,318
    alaskanassasin said:
    Pay 'n Save too.


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  • Wolfpack
    Wolfpack Posts: 3,552

    Greensboro, NC
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