Monster slicer!

caliking

I’m so glad that caliqueen only meets you guys every so often. Y'all are full of all the wrong ideas

The Cen-Tex Smoker

caliking said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

northGAcock said:

That is a great score. I have to ask.....where you gonna keep it? 

Cali has no room for a rice cooker, but can store that behemoth?  I want to know where too.

To clarify, it wasn’t exactly a space issue. Her exact words were “this house isn’t big enough for both a rice cooker and me.”

So, I bought an Instant Pot. Which is used to cook... rice! Almost daily

@northGAcock - tentatively planning on storing it in the formal dining room (which we’ve used 5 times in 11 yrs), or my office at work. 

You can set it right next to the unopened table saw and 30 “spare” bags of Ozark Oak 😂 

that is a badass slicer 

and I am proud to say I have been part of one of those 5 times you guys have used that dining room. It feels more special now knowing it is such a rare occurrence. 

caliking

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

caliking said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

northGAcock said:

That is a great score. I have to ask.....where you gonna keep it? 

Cali has no room for a rice cooker, but can store that behemoth?  I want to know where too.

To clarify, it wasn’t exactly a space issue. Her exact words were “this house isn’t big enough for both a rice cooker and me.”

So, I bought an Instant Pot. Which is used to cook... rice! Almost daily

@northGAcock - tentatively planning on storing it in the formal dining room (which we’ve used 5 times in 11 yrs), or my office at work. 

You can set it right next to the unopened table saw and 30 “spare” bags of Ozark Oak 😂 

that is a badass slicer 

and I am proud to say I have been part of one of those 5 times you guys have used that dining room. It feels more special now knowing it is such a rare occurrence. 

That table saw has since been opened, AND used Plus, I’m down to 5 bags of OO. There are likely more, but I can’t see them. 

the formal dining has only been operational for family, and for those we consider to be family. The riff raff eat outside!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

caliking said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

caliking said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

northGAcock said:

That is a great score. I have to ask.....where you gonna keep it? 

Cali has no room for a rice cooker, but can store that behemoth?  I want to know where too.

To clarify, it wasn’t exactly a space issue. Her exact words were “this house isn’t big enough for both a rice cooker and me.”

So, I bought an Instant Pot. Which is used to cook... rice! Almost daily

@northGAcock - tentatively planning on storing it in the formal dining room (which we’ve used 5 times in 11 yrs), or my office at work. 

You can set it right next to the unopened table saw and 30 “spare” bags of Ozark Oak 😂 

that is a badass slicer 

and I am proud to say I have been part of one of those 5 times you guys have used that dining room. It feels more special now knowing it is such a rare occurrence. 

That table saw has since been opened, AND used Plus, I’m down to 5 bags of OO. There are likely more, but I can’t see them. 

the formal dining has only been operational for family, and for those we consider to be family. The riff raff eat outside!

I have definitely been on the riff-raff side over there as well. I kind of prefer that. The coolers and grills tend to reside out there. 

SciAggie

Y’all crack me up. Nice haul on the slicer @caliking

YukonRon

Yeah, I brought my slicer home, nothing near the size of that, I was given less than 24 hours to get it out of our kitchen. Wives just fail to understand who wears the pants around the house.

You will be doing great things, with that slicer. Awesome gain my friend.

SciAggie

@YukonRon That’s funny my friend. And true...

YukonRon

So, I am wondering when Caliqueen says it has to go, I volunteer to take it next, and we can keep passing that thing around, when our wives tell us it’s time for it to go? Couple of Benjamin’s and some beer to be in the circuit is all it takes. 

Maybe get a pool going, winner takes all, on the date Caliqueen decides it is time for that slicer to go? $1.00/guess to play? Winner uses the pot for transfer money. And start a new one for each owner?

blind99

Let me know when it makes it’s way up north. 

Canugghead

Kind of like the pizza toss kit back in the day 

Photo Egg

Canugghead said:

Kind of like the pizza toss kit back in the day 

Was think the same thing.
It’s still MIA.lol

caliking

YukonRon said:

So, I am wondering when Caliqueen says it has to go, I volunteer to take it next, and we can keep passing that thing around, when our wives tell us it’s time for it to go? Couple of Benjamin’s and some beer to be in the circuit is all it takes. 

Maybe get a pool going, winner takes all, on the date Caliqueen decides it is time for that slicer to go? $1.00/guess to play? Winner uses the pot for transfer money. And start a new one for each owner?

Any chance the beer can be paid up front? Asking for a friend...

YukonRon

Everything is negotiable, except what Caliqueen says.🙂

Foghorn

caliking said:

YukonRon said:

So, I am wondering when Caliqueen says it has to go, I volunteer to take it next, and we can keep passing that thing around, when our wives tell us it’s time for it to go? Couple of Benjamin’s and some beer to be in the circuit is all it takes. 

Maybe get a pool going, winner takes all, on the date Caliqueen decides it is time for that slicer to go? $1.00/guess to play? Winner uses the pot for transfer money. And start a new one for each owner?

Any chance the beer can be paid up front? Asking for a friend...

If THAT is your price I think I've already got that covered.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

YukonRon said:

So, I am wondering when Caliqueen says it has to go, I volunteer to take it next, and we can keep passing that thing around, when our wives tell us it’s time for it to go? Couple of Benjamin’s and some beer to be in the circuit is all it takes. 

Maybe get a pool going, winner takes all, on the date Caliqueen decides it is time for that slicer to go? $1.00/guess to play? Winner uses the pot for transfer money. And start a new one for each owner?

Caliqueen only sees what Caliking wants her to see. I am also quite certain the reverse is true. The fact Cali set this on the kitchen counter for a week was a test to determine where the slicer needs to be stored. There is a 0% chance this slicer finds a new home  

“you can’t get rid of what you can’t find”- Cali probably 

YukonRon

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

YukonRon said:

So, I am wondering when Caliqueen says it has to go, I volunteer to take it next, and we can keep passing that thing around, when our wives tell us it’s time for it to go? Couple of Benjamin’s and some beer to be in the circuit is all it takes. 

Maybe get a pool going, winner takes all, on the date Caliqueen decides it is time for that slicer to go? $1.00/guess to play? Winner uses the pot for transfer money. And start a new one for each owner?

Caliqueen only sees what Caliking wants her to see. I am also quite certain the reverse is true. The fact Cali set this on the kitchen counter for a week was a test to determine where the slicer needs to be stored. There is a 0% chance this slicer finds a new home  

“you can’t get rid of what you can’t find”- Cali probably 

So, what you are saying the pool was a bad Idea?

CTMike

@caliking,

If you haven’t already do yourself a favor and invest in a pair of Kevlar kitchen gloves to use while cleaning the blade.

Ask me how I know.

caliking

CTMike said:

@caliking,

If you haven’t already do yourself a favor and invest in a pair of Kevlar kitchen gloves to use while cleaning the blade.

Ask me how I know.

The mandoline slicer draws blood a couple of times a year, so I did think of that. 

I have a pair of cut resistant gloves. Just need to be more diligent about wearing them. Any particular type/brand you recommend?

nolaegghead

The chainmail gloves are the best.  Pricey.  Wish has them cheap but quality will be dubious.

CTMike

caliking said:

CTMike said:

@caliking,

If you haven’t already do yourself a favor and invest in a pair of Kevlar kitchen gloves to use while cleaning the blade.

Ask me how I know.

The mandoline slicer draws blood a couple of times a year, so I did think of that. 

I have a pair of cut resistant gloves. Just need to be more diligent about wearing them. Any particular type/brand you recommend?

These are what I have at home and what the cafeteria at works uses, they work great.

https://www.amazon.com/CustomGrips-Resistant-Protection-Shucking-Kitchen/dp/B07DWP39S9/ref=asc_df_B07DWP39S9/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=475746763412&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3716969574117308519&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003291&hvtargid=pla-828313785810&psc=1

Langner91

CTMike said:

caliking said:

CTMike said:

@caliking,

If you haven’t already do yourself a favor and invest in a pair of Kevlar kitchen gloves to use while cleaning the blade.

Ask me how I know.

The mandoline slicer draws blood a couple of times a year, so I did think of that. 

I have a pair of cut resistant gloves. Just need to be more diligent about wearing them. Any particular type/brand you recommend?

These are what I have at home and what the cafeteria at works uses, they work great.

https://www.amazon.com/CustomGrips-Resistant-Protection-Shucking-Kitchen/dp/B07DWP39S9/ref=asc_df_B07DWP39S9/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=475746763412&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3716969574117308519&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003291&hvtargid=pla-828313785810&psc=1

The pictures in that listing make me anxious.  

caliking

Thanks @CTMike.   those are similar to the ones I have. My fingers appreciate the reminder!

northGAcock

Thinking its time for an update picture on the current location of the slicer. If posted above, my apologies .....been away.

Photo Egg

northGAcock said:

Thinking its time for an update picture on the current location of the slicer. If posted above, my apologies .....been away.

And/Or where you are currently sleeping

caliking

northGAcock said:

Thinking its time for an update picture on the current location of the slicer. If posted above, my apologies .....been away.

Its in a corner of the dining room. If I was a real d!ck, I would have stashed it in the study/caliqueen's pandemic office. After she spent most of Sunday organizing it

Photo Egg said:

northGAcock said:

Thinking its time for an update picture on the current location of the slicer. If posted above, my apologies .....been away.

And/Or where you are currently sleeping

I don't quite remember. I'm exhausted after sleeping with one eye open for the past week or so.