BP - what is the weirdest thing you have cooked

Ozzie_Isaac

My proreins are relatively pedestrian, what weird things have you all cooked?

I guess mine would be a frozen pizza pocket on the Mini BGE.

fishlessman

was going to say periwikles, but remember eating barnacles in the abacos boat side

Ozzie_Isaac

fishlessman said:

was going to say periwikles, but remember eating barnacles in the abacos boat side

Barnacles?  Did you scrape them off the hull and cook them?  

fishlessman

Ozzie_Isaac said:

fishlessman said:

was going to say periwikles, but remember eating barnacles in the abacos boat side

Barnacles?  Did you scrape them off the hull and cook them?  

ceviche with jalepinos and limes.  guide found some big ones out on a bonefish flat. made my day since we were having conch for lunch and conch is one food i cant stand unless its in a deep fried croquette covered with ranch. another thing that was weird down there, a fried blue runner, it looked like you could still let it go, and it was still bright blue. barnacle tastes similar to oyster to me

JustBuggin

I'm boring. The weirdest thing for me was frozen tater tots on the egg. Either that or the crazy burger shaped bean concoction I grilled for my vegetarian sister one time. It was the last time I let her bring her own food for me to cook.

fishlessman

does this qualify as weird, about 6 months in on the atkins diet

made the bread, pasta, chourico, shrimp fra diavolo, casserole that i was craving after depriving my self for all these months. no need for sweets unless we are talking buca. could i have gotten more carbs in one dish


my favorite pie plate


some cabot cheddar


ziti with some chourico and spiced up sauce


some shrimp


some seafood stuffing and butter


plated but undercooked, back into a 650 degree egg


cravings satisfied, should have taken pics of the flaming shots

nolaegghead

Goose barnacles are a delicacy in Spain and Portugal.

smak

On the egg... Beef Tongue, Ox Tails, Baby Octopus

On the stove... Pork Intestines

On the to do list... Beef Cheeks, Pork Jowls, Pig ears

lousubcap

I once cooked water-it was hot but didn't achieve the holy grail of boil 

dmchicago

Meth.

Don't ask.

fishlessman

have cooked lead for sinkers on the egg

Ozzie_Isaac

dmchicago said:

Meth.

Don't ask.

Must have been making a traditional Chicago Cheescake, or is that crack?

MasterC

Beat this

JohnInCarolina

I feel like this is a contest in which we all lose.  

Botch

On the Egg, fish sticks.
On the stove, Rocky Mtn Oysters.  

nolaegghead

Nothing I was sober enough to remember.

GrateEggspectations

lousubcap said:

I once cooked water-it was hot but didn't achieve the holy grail of boil 

I don’t know, man.... Is a boil even possible?

Dobie

@SGH will win this one

Ozzie_Isaac

GrateEggspectations said:

lousubcap said:

I once cooked water-it was hot but didn't achieve the holy grail of boil 

I don’t know, man.... Is a boil even possible?

It is!!  I figured out you need to keep the lid open and put your grate at Fire Ring level.  Lid closed and/or grate at felt level, no dice.  Water will not boil.

nolaegghead

GrateEggspectations said:

lousubcap said:

I once cooked water-it was hot but didn't achieve the holy grail of boil 

I don’t know, man.... Is a boil even possible?

I hear you have to put chips in because they burn faster then get it hot and close all the vents and the water boils when you're not looking.  But open the lid and it stops.  It's like Schrodinger's cat.

GrateEggspectations

I’d loop SGH into this thread, but I’m afraid of his answers. 

Canugghead

MasterC said:

Beat this

JohnInCarolina

I see that the OP did not indicate that the item in question had to be cooked on an Egg, so.... frog legs.  

From frogs that we caught that same day in the wild.  I grew up in NH that's all you need to know really.  

Ike

Once  cooked a pig nose for my arrogant, assuming, braggadocio boss.  Not my fault he didn't have enough sense to look at the package before running his mouth to his buddies before opening in front of them in the lunch room.  I didn't last but a couple more months on the job, but it was well worth it to listen to his 

Ike

Ike said:

Once  cooked a pig nose for my arrogant, assuming, braggadocio boss.  Not my fault he didn't have enough sense to look at the package before running his mouth to his buddies before opening in front of them in the lunch room.  I didn't last but a couple more months on the job, but it was well worth it to listen to his buddies dog his azz

nolaegghead

My brother boiled a dead cat once.  And only once. 

He wanted to construct the whole skeleton.  After the stench from boiling it (it was from the biology lab so it was preserved) he said F*ck it and threw it away.

I would have hated to be my mom.

Then end.

(or is it?)

alaskanassasin

There’s more than one way... awe fvck it

Mickey

Gizzards as most say no

Gulfcoastguy

nolaegghead said:

My brother boiled a dead cat once.  And only once. 

He wanted to construct the whole skeleton.  After the stench from boiling it (it was from the biology lab so it was preserved) he said F*ck it and threw it away.

I would have hated to be my mom.

Then end.

(or is it?)

When my sister was in nursing school I made the mistake of opening black garbage bag that I found in the fridge. Inside was a formaldehyde preserved, partially dissected, cat.

caliking

What counts as weird??

PigBeanUs

Anus