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No kidding: my father tossed me a catalog of patio/pool furniture and asked me (age 12) if there was anything in there that I liked.
Flipped through.
Each spread a page of a family cookout or similar idyllic activity staged around a pool. Fenced yards, inground pools, above ground, tiki parties...
For sale: Inflatable pool toys displayed here and there $12 each. Chaises Lounge, outdoor dining sets, a portable bar, floating basketball back board for the pool, a volleyball set etc
I said I kinda liked one of the cool blow up floating things. Whatever. I hand it back.
He slides it over again. told me to look closer.
In the background of EVERY scene was a topless woman. Kneeling on the grass. Flipping burgers, making a drink at a tiki bar. Huge mid-70s she-udders. Sweaterless sweater bombs. Cannons.
No one noticed them. Not my mother, brothers, or my father when he first thumbed through
Forest for the trees kind of thing.
Sadly, dad took the catalog back and I had to make do with the underwear in the sears catalog.
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For sale: Inflatable pool toys displayed here and there $12 each. Chaises Lounge, outdoor dining sets, a portable bar, floating basketball back board for the pool, a volleyball set etc
I said I kinda liked one of the cool blow up floating things. Whatever. I hand it back.
He slides it over again. told me to look closer.
dunno ‘bout you, but I see cans.