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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,367
    Well, for the first time, most of my avatars are showing up gray.  On my desktop.
    I'm devastated.  

    “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”

                  - Mark Twain 

    Ogden, UT, USA


  • dbCooper
    dbCooper Posts: 2,678
    lousubcap said:
    I decided that this thread was a good place to offer the following as if the thread gets nuked then not much is lost.
    I find this to be quite clever:

    Slow Sunday here.  
    Nice, very nice!
    LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
    Great Plains, USA
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,764
    Again using this thread to post an interesting article about what may lie ahead with Covid and the winter.  For information.
    https://www.statnews.com/2020/08/10/winter-is-coming-as-flu-season-nears-americas-window-of-opportunity-to-beat-back-covid-19-is-narrowing/?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,672
    I almost posted something I found hilarious, but would probably anger a decent portion of this forum.  Therefore, I resisted and will enjoy the joke by myself.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    Selfish.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,672
    HeavyG said:
    Selfish.
    I  am doing it so I do not offend.. I am looking out for my fellow members.  I see it as non-selfish.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    HeavyG said:
    Selfish.
    I  am doing it so I do not offend.. I am looking out for my fellow members.  I see it as non-selfish.
    This is offensive to me.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,672
    edited August 2020
    Legume said:
    HeavyG said:
    Selfish.
    I  am doing it so I do not offend.. I am looking out for my fellow members.  I see it as non-selfish.
    This is offensive to me.
    I think first offensee's feelings matter more than secondary offensee.  I am sure there is a work around to that, but I do not.know what it is.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • Thatgrimguy
    Thatgrimguy Posts: 4,738
    Legume said:
    HeavyG said:
    Selfish.
    I  am doing it so I do not offend.. I am looking out for my fellow members.  I see it as non-selfish.
    This is offensive to me.
    I'm really offended that you find this offensive!! 
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    HeavyG said:
    Selfish.
    I  am doing it so I do not offend.. I am looking out for my fellow members.  I see it as non-selfish.
    What a pile of horse caca

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,724
    I almost posted something I found hilarious, but would probably anger a decent portion of this forum.  Therefore, I resisted and will enjoy the joke by myself.
    You have my permission to offend people in my throwaway thread.

    Or, in any thread that I start, really.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    Can I get a guide on first and secondary offensee's and corresponding ramifications including possible peripheral feeling damages?  
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,764
    Can I get a guide on first and secondary offensee's and corresponding ramifications including possible peripheral feeling damages?  
    Bring this up at the evening watering hole session.  I'm sure adult beverage fueled conversation will be quite enlightening.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
  • There is no half-offensive joke, just a desperate cry for attention.
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,724
    dbCooper said:
    I am offended by automatic sorting machines reportedly being removed from USPS offices without any explanation. 
    For the life of me I cannot understand why any politician from any party would want to make it more difficult for the post office to do its job.  There are a lot of people who receive prescription medications that way.  Many of these folks are elderly, and they vote in high percentages compared to almost every other demographic.  Pissing them off seems like a galactically stupid calculation, to put it mildly.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,583
    dbCooper said:
    I am offended by automatic sorting machines reportedly being removed from USPS offices without any explanation. 

    lots of late mail in ballots, too bad =) maybe someone finds that offensive
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,367

    “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”

                  - Mark Twain 

    Ogden, UT, USA


  • paqman
    paqman Posts: 4,923
    I almost posted something I found hilarious, but would probably anger a decent portion of this forum.  Therefore, I resisted and will enjoy the joke by myself.
    Pics or it did not happen 😂

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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    Botch said:
    Both of those guys are pu$$ies and pieces of $hit.   
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,519
    thetrim said:
    Botch said:
    Both of those guys are pu$$ies and pieces of $hit.   
    Eloquently put. You should pursue a career in writin'.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

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    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    thetrim said:
    Botch said:
    Both of those guys are pu$$ies and pieces of $hit.   
    Classy as always.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    thetrim said:
    Botch said:
    Both of those guys are pu$$ies and pieces of $hit.   
    Because they’re Army guys?  Help me out here  (I really mean help yourself out here) and try to find a few more keys on the keyboard to explain what led you to this conclusion.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,519
    Legume said:
    thetrim said:
    Botch said:
    Both of those guys are pu$$ies and pieces of $hit.   
    Because they’re Army guys?  Help me out here  (I really mean help yourself out here) and try to find a few more keys on the keyboard to explain what led you to this conclusion.
    I think he either needs a few more months on the wagon or to just dive off the wagon. I'm not really sure.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • JRWhitee
    JRWhitee Posts: 5,678
    edited August 2020
    @thetrim your an Army Guy, whats up?
                                                                
    _________________________________________________
    Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!
    Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014, 36" Blackstone, Anova Sous Vide
    Green Man Group 
    Johns Creek, Georgia
  • johnmitchell
    johnmitchell Posts: 7,362
    Where is Marg?
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,724
    Where is Marg?
    Off scratching like a fiend somewhere, probably.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    dbCooper said:
    I am offended by automatic sorting machines reportedly being removed from USPS offices without any explanation. 
    They are barely adequate on a good day. 

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    dbCooper said:
    I am offended by automatic sorting machines reportedly being removed from USPS offices without any explanation. 
    For the life of me I cannot understand why any politician from any party would want to make it more difficult for the post office to do its job.  There are a lot of people who receive prescription medications that way.  Many of these folks are elderly, and they vote in high percentages compared to almost every other demographic.  Pissing them off seems like a galactically stupid calculation, to put it mildly.  
    They're expendable. Lt. gov. of Texas said so. They'll all catch COVID, and die for their grandchildren anyways, so they won't need their mailed prescriptions. Amirite?

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    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.