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Have you heard of the movie Constipation?
It hasn’t come out yet :-)
this was the best trick or treat joke I heard tonight
this was the best trick or treat joke I heard tonight
“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
Coach Finstock Teen Wolf
Coach Finstock Teen Wolf
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Cesar Hernandez likes jokes 👍
Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
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The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. -
Have you heard the sad tale about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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Guy Gronquist likes $hit jokes 👍Botch said:Have you heard the sad tale about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. -
This punch line gets a delayed reaction
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I don get it
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This is an old but gold joke in my line of work
#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX. -
You have a shîtty job.caliking said:This is an old but gold joke in my line of work -
I’ve heard of that movie. The word is it moves very slowly and in the end, it doesn’t go anywhere.Flint, Michigan
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“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk -
My wife is Mexican. I like to say "Mucho" when we're together. It means a lot to her.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++Austin, Texas. I'm the guy holding a beer.
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How come a chicken coop can only have two doors?
cause if it had four it would be a chicken sedan“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
Coach Finstock Teen Wolf -
So there was two pretzels walking down a dark street and one was assaulted."The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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2 atoms are walking down the street when suddenly the first atom turns to the second atom and shouts very disappointedly "oh my gosh, I have lost an electron!"
The second atom, very concerned, asks "Are you sure?"
The first atom replies "I am positive."
"Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
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My sister got fired from her bank teller job last week when an old lady came in and asked to check her balance, so my sister pushed her.
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Did you know the Swedish navy put bar codes on their ships.
So when they come back from maneuvers they can.......Scandinavian.Hendersonville, TN. -
Thanks for the laughs!!!Southlake, TX and Cowhouse Creek - King, TX. 2 Large, 1 Small and a lot of Eggcessories.
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
Snow ballsDFW - 1 LGBE & Happy to Adopt More... -
What do you call a snowman on a hot day?
Puddle.Large Egg, PGS A40 gasser. -
Know where the Norwegians keep their armies?Holepuncher said:Did you know the Swedish navy put bar codes on their ships.
So when they come back from maneuvers they can.......Scandinavian.
In their sleevies.___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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You know when a pun is mature when it is full groan.
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Interesting forum handle you have there. Are you getting any these days?gnatnoop said:You know when a pun is mature when it is full groan."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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