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Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint. -
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - Cliff Clavin
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Now reefer make me mellow
And whiskey make me wild
Get a couple of glasses and let's get drunk in style - Buddy Guy
Large and Small BGECentral, IL -
"You don't mow another guys lawn"
-Roy Munson
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
2 Large
Peachtree Corners, GA -
Pretty sure someone else was mowing @theyolksonyou ‘s lawn on the regular. Maybe he got that under control now that he has much more free time.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -
I wouldn't let anyone else cut my grass.
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XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
Tampa Bay, FL
EIB 6 Oct 95 -
How many days, has it been since I was born? How many days till I'm gonna die? - Leon Russell
Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax
Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow -
“I wish there was a way to know that you’re in the good ol’ days before you’ve actually left them” - Andy Bernard aka The Nard Dog from the Office.
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"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
2 Large
Peachtree Corners, GA -
He hates these cans!
Stay away from these cans!
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XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
Tampa Bay, FL
EIB 6 Oct 95 -
What’s happening to my special purpose?
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XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
Tampa Bay, FL
EIB 6 Oct 95 -
Long story short my lawn was awesome 4” fescue. Alchy neighbors was a weed disaster...
he scalped the crap out of my side that we shared at the end of my driveway probably a 10x10 area (probably got tired of the contrast)...
before I kicked his azz his wife came over and apologized.
South of Columbus, Ohio. -
The new phone book's here... I'm a somebody now.
XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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"They call me king turd up here on sh!t mountain, if you want it you can have the crown"
-Sturgill Simpson
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
2 Large
Peachtree Corners, GA -
“Al, don’t give the cops any reason to pull you over. You’re speeding. Slow it down, man.” - O.J. Simpson
Flint, Michigan -
A man’s bar is his castle - Archie Bunker
Charlotte, NC - Large BGE 2014, Maverick ET 733, Thermopen, Nest, Platesetter, Woo2 and Extender w/Grid, Kick Ash Basket, Pizza Stone, SS Smokeware Cap, Blackstone 36" -
“Butt Blast is a family friendly event”—unknown
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
Anybody got a 1/2” wrench? - @JRWhitee
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”Damn Matt, theses bands seem loose”, immediately prior. @JRWhitee
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
@tarheelmattTighten your Sh!t Matt!
_________________________________________________Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014, 36" Blackstone, Anova Sous Vide
Green Man GroupJohns Creek, Georgia -
A BB classic! Hungry Hussey is too busy to tighten his bands-fact.
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
There’s more Justice in a 50 cent bullet than there is in a 200 year old legal system. Dirty Harry.
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
Of course. My family is attending and they are friendly. At times 🤪
The best things in life are not things.
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You my friend are well known to the BB family. Please recall you are on double secret probation after last years petting zoo incident.
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
Oh MEEE, I thought the Rowan county Sheriff's Dept have that expunged this from my record!
The best things in life are not things.
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How will I ever find a Wal-Mart greeter job now?????
The best things in life are not things.
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"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."
Henry IV part 2
Shakespeare
"Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
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Bloody’s - Robin
Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax
Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow -
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