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1-800 SAVE SGH

Fellows I don't know about the rest of you, but I think we may need to stage a little intervention for our forum buddy Scottie, otherwise known as @SGH.  You see he's a big Alabama football fan and, well... 

He bet on them, in a big way, to beat the spread in the game against Oklahoma.  The spread was 13, and they won by ... 11.  They did not beat the spread my friends.

Around the same time he buried a brisket in a hole in the ground.  We all know how that worked out.  It did not.

Then last night.  What can anyone say?  I don't know for sure if Scottie bet on Alabama for that one, but the way he was talking before hand, it sure seemed like he thought a Red Tide Victory was a "sure thing".  I guess maybe those Alabama boys were just all tuckered out from their game against Oklahoma.  Anyway, after Clemson took them to the woodshed to beat them like a rented mule last night, nobody has seen or heard from Scottie.  He's not responding to texts.  

We may need to do something drastic to save him my friends.  I don't know what that could be, but I fear we are in to something approaching a national emergency at this point.  
"A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


Comments

  • GulfcoastguyGulfcoastguy Posts: 2,369
    The brisket was offered at the statue of the Great Bear Bryant but was found unsavory.
  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 24,840
    maybe check with the local cdc and see if theres any rabid coons in his area
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 31,004
    Maybe start a go-fund-me?
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 31,004
    Or if he could have some of Ron's money, might do the trick.

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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 31,004
    The bigger they are, the harder they fall.  So to speak.
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    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 31,004
    Scottie is probably licking his wounds this morning and doing a full body shave for therapy.
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    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • JRWhiteeJRWhitee Posts: 5,294
    Paging @SGH They sure paid Satan a lot of money to get embarrassed like that on national TV
                                                                
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  • I think he’s just taking a page out of your book @nolaegghead after a tough loss. Although I’m guessing he won’t last as long  =) 
    Snellville, GA


  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 14,840
    I think he’s just taking a page out of your book @nolaegghead after a tough loss. Although I’m guessing he won’t last as long  =) 
    LSU won, so I’m not sure what you’re talking about.  Politics are no longer allowed here, so I hope it’s not that.  Probably you didn’t see the memo given that you’ve been hiding out yourself =)
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • Haven’t been hiding at all. Just because I don’t post much doesn’t mean I’m hiding. What I was referring to was when your boyfriend went into hiding when things didn’t go his way in 2016. Call it political if you like. Or, see it as the joke that it was intended to be. Back to hiding now! 
    Snellville, GA


  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 31,004
    I think he’s just taking a page out of your book @nolaegghead after a tough loss. Although I’m guessing he won’t last as long  =) 

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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 31,004
    Hahaha

    You hear - if you don't like the forum, leave.  

    Now I'm hearing, if you leave, you're a bla bla bla derogatory this and that.

    Make up your mind, foo'!
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 14,840
    Haven’t been hiding at all. Just because I don’t post much doesn’t mean I’m hiding.  

    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 8,776
    Maybe he found someone to give Bama +28.5??? He bet the house, and is currently on a yacht charter in the British Virgin Islands.
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  • @nolaegghead Funny. Did I say you were a derogatory this and that for hiding? John, spit them out man! 
    Snellville, GA


  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 14,840
    John, spit them out man! 
    What?    
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 31,004
    @nolaegghead Funny. Did I say you were a derogatory this and that for hiding? John, spit them out man! 

    ______________________________________________
    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 14,840
    Scottie got back to me - sounds like he’s hanging in there!


    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike


  • HendersonTRKingHendersonTRKing Posts: 1,496
    And all this time I was convinced that Scottie @SGH was an expert on shaving and points.  Maybe only when they are separate things!  
    It's a 302 thing . . .
  • alaskanassasinalaskanassasin Posts: 1,877
    I called and,  “this is the auto savings center”. Cmon man I can’t help if you’re giving  bogus numbers! 
    South of Columbus, Ohio.
  • With the determined look of that gator, he may be posting some SGH anus pics if he's not careful.
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 8,776
    I don't feel any more assured on @SGH's well being
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