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1-800 SAVE SGH
JohnInCarolina
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Fellows I don't know about the rest of you, but I think we may need to stage a little intervention for our forum buddy Scottie, otherwise known as @SGH. You see he's a big Alabama football fan and, well...
He bet on them, in a big way, to beat the spread in the game against Oklahoma. The spread was 13, and they won by ... 11. They did not beat the spread my friends.
Around the same time he buried a brisket in a hole in the ground. We all know how that worked out. It did not.
Then last night. What can anyone say? I don't know for sure if Scottie bet on Alabama for that one, but the way he was talking before hand, it sure seemed like he thought a Red Tide Victory was a "sure thing". I guess maybe those Alabama boys were just all tuckered out from their game against Oklahoma. Anyway, after Clemson took them to the woodshed to beat them like a rented mule last night, nobody has seen or heard from Scottie. He's not responding to texts.
We may need to do something drastic to save him my friends. I don't know what that could be, but I fear we are in to something approaching a national emergency at this point.
He bet on them, in a big way, to beat the spread in the game against Oklahoma. The spread was 13, and they won by ... 11. They did not beat the spread my friends.
Around the same time he buried a brisket in a hole in the ground. We all know how that worked out. It did not.
Then last night. What can anyone say? I don't know for sure if Scottie bet on Alabama for that one, but the way he was talking before hand, it sure seemed like he thought a Red Tide Victory was a "sure thing". I guess maybe those Alabama boys were just all tuckered out from their game against Oklahoma. Anyway, after Clemson took them to the woodshed to beat them like a rented mule last night, nobody has seen or heard from Scottie. He's not responding to texts.
We may need to do something drastic to save him my friends. I don't know what that could be, but I fear we are in to something approaching a national emergency at this point.
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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The brisket was offered at the statue of the Great Bear Bryant but was found unsavory.
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maybe check with the local cdc and see if theres any rabid coons in his area
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Maybe start a go-fund-me?
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Or if he could have some of Ron's money, might do the trick.______________________________________________I love lamp..
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Meanwhile just this side of Biloxi......
Can't say I have any feeling of sorrow for Bama fans this morning.
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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The bigger they are, the harder they fall. So to speak.
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Scottie is probably licking his wounds this morning and doing a full body shave for therapy.
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Paging @SGH They sure paid Satan a lot of money to get embarrassed like that on national TV_________________________________________________Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014, 36" Blackstone, Anova Sous Vide
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I think he’s just taking a page out of your book @nolaegghead after a tough loss. Although I’m guessing he won’t last as long Snellville, GA
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LSU won, so I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Politics are no longer allowed here, so I hope it’s not that. Probably you didn’t see the memo given that you’ve been hiding out yourselfEggdicted_Dawgfan said:I think he’s just taking a page out of your book @nolaegghead after a tough loss. Although I’m guessing he won’t last as long "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
Haven’t been hiding at all. Just because I don’t post much doesn’t mean I’m hiding. What I was referring to was when your boyfriend went into hiding when things didn’t go his way in 2016. Call it political if you like. Or, see it as the joke that it was intended to be. Back to hiding now!Snellville, GA
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Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:I think he’s just taking a page out of your book @nolaegghead after a tough loss. Although I’m guessing he won’t last as long
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Hahaha
You hear - if you don't like the forum, leave.
Now I'm hearing, if you leave, you're a bla bla bla derogatory this and that.
Make up your mind, foo'!______________________________________________I love lamp.. -
Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:Haven’t been hiding at all. Just because I don’t post much doesn’t mean I’m hiding.
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Maybe he found someone to give Bama +28.5??? He bet the house, and is currently on a yacht charter in the British Virgin Islands.
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@nolaegghead Funny. Did I say you were a derogatory this and that for hiding? John, spit them out man!Snellville, GA
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What?Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:John, spit them out man!"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:@nolaegghead Funny. Did I say you were a derogatory this and that for hiding? John, spit them out man!
https://youtu.be/3ew06J05pkk
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Scottie got back to me - sounds like he’s hanging in there!
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And all this time I was convinced that Scottie @SGH was an expert on shaving and points. Maybe only when they are separate things!It's a 302 thing . . .
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I called and, “this is the auto savings center”. Cmon man I can’t help if you’re giving bogus numbers!South of Columbus, Ohio.
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With the determined look of that gator, he may be posting some SGH anus pics if he's not careful.
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Thank you,DarianGalveston Texas
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I don't feel any more assured on @SGH's well being
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