X

bgebrent

theyolksonyou said:

bgebrent said:

theyolksonyou said:

Rectum, hell it killed em 

Changed my life

Now that’s a story worth tellin’

Desperately 

dmchicago

bgebrent said:

X

= Molly

blasting

theyolksonyou said:

Friend of mine cooked sheep balls last week.  He got them from a farmer.  Penis attached.  So there’s that.  


True story.  

If that's a true story, you need new friends.

Unless he served to an unsuspecting vegetarian - then I want to be his friend.

JohnInCarolina

The Cen-Tex Smoker

dmchicago said:

bgebrent said:

X

= Molly

now it's a party

WeberWho

X is comin' for ya, can't do nothin' for ya 
'Cause X is comin' for ya 
Run, hide, duck, duck 
We don't give a

theyolksonyou

blasting said:

theyolksonyou said:

Friend of mine cooked sheep balls last week.  He got them from a farmer.  Penis attached.  So there’s that.  


True story.  

If that's a true story, you need new friends.

Unless he served to an unsuspecting vegetarian - then I want to be his friend.

Dude eats offal on the regular.  I can get the post trim pics if you like. 

True story.  

The Cen-Tex Smoker

theyolksonyou said:

blasting said:

theyolksonyou said:

Friend of mine cooked sheep balls last week.  He got them from a farmer.  Penis attached.  So there’s that.  


True story.  

If that's a true story, you need new friends.

Unless he served to an unsuspecting vegetarian - then I want to be his friend.

Dude eats offal on the regular.  I can get the post trim pics if you like. 

True story.  

what did he do with the peen?

theyolksonyou

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

theyolksonyou said:

blasting said:

theyolksonyou said:

Friend of mine cooked sheep balls last week.  He got them from a farmer.  Penis attached.  So there’s that.  


True story.  

If that's a true story, you need new friends.

Unless he served to an unsuspecting vegetarian - then I want to be his friend.

Dude eats offal on the regular.  I can get the post trim pics if you like. 

True story.  

what did he do with the peen?

I think he chunked it.  I really didn’t want to discuss that part.  

He he fed his dad balls.  Knowingly.  Said he rolled it around about thirty sec and said, “I don’t think I can eat this.”  

JohnInCarolina

theyolksonyou said:

<insert favorite chick bouncing boobs in low cut shirt here>

Thank you for that.

SSQUAL612

Spaightlabs

gon give it to ya.

HeavyG

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 X | O |  

O wins

johnkitchens

theyolksonyou said:

<insert favorite chick bouncing boobs in low cut shirt here>

DMW

johnkitchens said:

theyolksonyou said:

<insert favorite chick bouncing boobs in low cut shirt here>

That could be one of my many cousins' daughter.

JohnInCarolina

It’s just not the same.

lousubcap

No one knows where the trip-wire lies thus stepping gingerly.  I suspect general forum life will help define the boundaries over time.  Patience is the watch-word. 

Botch

X
Expert (ecs-spert): n, 
ecs (ie X): an unknown quantity
spert (ie spurt): a drip under pressure

Dobie

X Marks the spot 

dmchicago

Do you remember 
Back in nineteen sixty-six?
Country Jesus, hillbilly blues, 
That's where I learned my licks.
Oh, from coast to coast and line to line
In every county there,
I'm talkin' 'bout that outlaw X
Is cuttin' through the air.

Anywhere, y'all,
Everywhere, y'all,
I heard it, I heard it,
I heard it on the X.

YEMTrey

Dyal_SC

nolaegghead

Dyal_SC

Y’all are slow tonight. Must be new year resoluting. Lol

jabam

Eggcelsior

JRWhitee

 

northGAcock

JRWhitee said:

 

You are going on a mite.

SGH

kweitz

OK, since we’re a tad OT, and talking rectums and all, I purchased a product called “Tushy”. For $69 you can have your very own bidet. It has changed my life....for the better. Just sayin’