When a family member gets sucked in to a MLM

DMW

But, it's not a cult!
Narrator: It's a cult.

DoubleEgger

JohnInCarolina said:

This is the lady that I'm pretty sure got my relative sucked in:



Her entire Facebook feed is like this. I think I'm going to go and throw up now.

When did Carrot Top get into MLM? 

bgebrent

Is the 30% deal gone from this snowflake thread?

nolaegghead

Makes you grow extra teeth, apparently. 

JohnInCarolina

Oh there’s a lot more:

bgebrent

nolaegghead said:

Makes you grow extra teeth, apparently. 

She is toothsome for sure.  Helpful with cud.

nolaegghead

Also aids in breast reduction.  How is that good?

The Cen-Tex Smoker

HeavyG said:

Reddit has an "r/insanepeoplefacebook" sub. I think I've seen her there.

R/antimlm is fun too. If she’s not on there yet, she will be soon  

GATraveller

Can you imagine the turn your life would take if you woke up next to her after a bender? 

bgebrent

GATraveller said:

Can you imagine the turn your life would take if you woke up next to her after a bender? 

Last thing I needed to hear before going to bed.  C’mon.

caliking

JohnInCarolina said:

This is the lady that I'm pretty sure got my relative sucked in:

Her love handles are melting away?? She must be hawt(er) by the minute !!!

Some months ago, my kid's pre-school teach stopped me to tell me about the "nutrition supplements" she was selling that would boost caliprince's appetite, learning, attention span, health, etc. I don't think she knew what I do professionally, since I try to keep a low profile.  So nobody spits in his CapriSun and stuff like that. My response to all such evangelists is - " Sure! I'll think about it " Could be for 0.000001 secs or more. No promises.   

thetrim

Spaightlabs

GATraveller said:

Can you imagine the turn your life would take if you woke up next to her after a bender? 

Also to Thetrim's point, What makes you think you'd wake up?

northGAcock

JohnInCarolina said:

northGAcock said:

Cheer up....unless she is also a Dead Head.

There was a basketball hagiography on ESPN last night, and they included a segment on the Lithuanian national team being sponsored by the Dead.  Here's the background:

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/nevius/article/Lithuanians-Are-Grateful-to-Dead-Rock-group-3320738.php

I'd forgotten all about that story.  Pretty cool that they did that.  

I had one of the original tee shirts. Wore it slap out...and I think the wife put the toss out on it whilst I was unaware.

thetrim

Since when did Small Business Saturday include getting harassed by your friends and family trying to sell you vitamins and shakes?