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NASA to probe your anus.

SGH
SGH Posts: 28,880
Several of you mock the anus when it should actually command your respect. Even NASA has finally came to its senses on this matter. 


I wonder if they will hit gold ;)

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,051
     By "gold" you mean corn kernels?

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  • JRWhitee
    JRWhitee Posts: 5,678
    When I first saw this post Scottie I thought you were going to tell us you were changing your name to Nasa!
                                                                
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,880
    JRWhitee said:
    When I first saw this post Scottie I thought you were going to tell us you were changing your name to Nasa!
    Good one brother !!

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,880
    Foghorn said:
     By "gold" you mean corn kernels?
    Brother Horn, that is almost nasty ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    JRWhitee said:
    When I first saw this post Scottie I thought you were going to tell us you were changing your name to Nasa!
    NASA: Never Attempt Scottie's Anus
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,880
    JRWhitee said:
    When I first saw this post Scottie I thought you were going to tell us you were changing your name to Nasa!
    NASA: Never Attempt Scottie's Anus
    That's a real good one brother !!

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Jupiter Jim
    Jupiter Jim Posts: 3,351
    Oh they will not like it!...................... :)

    I'm only hungry when I'm awake!

    Okeechobee FL. Winter

    West Jefferson NC Summer

  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Oh they will not like it!...................... :)
    What if it's SV first...?
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • Jupiter Jim
    Jupiter Jim Posts: 3,351

    It might be just a bit more tender! I would like to ya get it in a vac seal bag! :)


    I'm only hungry when I'm awake!

    Okeechobee FL. Winter

    West Jefferson NC Summer

  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,874
    In a brief moment of adult beverage induced clarity let me offer the following:  Your anus is the gateway to the good-ol' prostate cancer finger wave (no additional comments on the qualities of the finger waver.)  Start with that and then demand that any physical blood-work include a PSA check.  Beyond that address the results with your Dr.  I know this is a hi-jack but since the planets are aligned I figured, go for it.
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,880
    In honor of NASA, anus and onions. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • How does one tell the anus from the onions? 
    Snellville, GA


  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,880
    How does one tell the anus from the onions? 
    It takes a highly trained eye my friend ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Hans61
    Hans61 Posts: 3,901

    Is this what you mean?
    “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
    Coach Finstock Teen Wolf
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    I can confirm the whole gas question with 100% certainty.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    lousubcap said:
    In a brief moment of adult beverage induced clarity let me offer the following:  Your anus is the gateway to the good-ol' prostate cancer finger wave (no additional comments on the qualities of the finger waver.)  Start with that and then demand that any physical blood-work include a PSA check.  Beyond that address the results with your Dr.  I know this is a hi-jack but since the planets are aligned I figured, go for it.

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,874
    edited June 2017
    Just like the exam where you are dialed in and feel a hand on each shoulder.  ;)  
    Edit: And here I thought this true PSA (how fitting) had a chance on Monday,  especially hitching a ride on @SGH 's fixation.  I am a slow learner.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • Hans61
    Hans61 Posts: 3,901
    lousubcap said:
    Just like the exam where you are dialed in and feel a hand on each shoulder.  ;)
    Uffda 
    “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
    Coach Finstock Teen Wolf
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,522
    lousubcap said:
    Just like the exam where you are dialed in and feel a hand on each shoulder.  ;)  
    Edit: And here I thought this true PSA (how fitting) had a chance on Monday,  especially hitching a ride on @SGH 's fixation.  I am a slow learner.  

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Randall_Lee
    Randall_Lee Posts: 158
    lousubcap said:
    In a brief moment of adult beverage induced clarity let me offer the following:  Your anus is the gateway to the good-ol' prostate cancer finger wave (no additional comments on the qualities of the finger waver.)  Start with that and then demand that any physical blood-work include a PSA check.  Beyond that address the results with your Dr.  I know this is a hi-jack but since the planets are aligned I figured, go for it.

    May not be fun but don't pass it up. On the roller coaster ride of doctors to decide the next step.
    Niceville, Fl
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,874
    Good luck.  Prostate cancer can be had especially early in the game.   Cancer sucks-take no prisoners.
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  •  
    Flint, Michigan
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,977
    Hans61 said:

    Is this what you mean?
    No. That's the intestine. Scottie gets hot and bothered by the anus. 
  • westernbbq
    westernbbq Posts: 2,490
    Lets hope the gumnt doesnt break the @SGH Seal of Approval....
  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,375

    One of my favorite traffic updates ever in the history of Tampa Bay Area morning news shows.

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