Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DoubleEgger

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from
crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.

JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed
the road or not.

CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board that chicken to find out why it
crossed the road.

RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.

NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road
to see what it says.

CARLY FIORINA: Hilary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.

BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.

BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery. To look for pyramids... it wanted grain.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's
a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their
eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross
the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the
chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no
matter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free
college even for those that just want a four year vacation.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

 

bud812

@SGH : chicken in the style of Dixie.

JohnInCarolina

Thanks for the laugh!  I needed that after a long week.

JohnInCarolina

Cazzy: look at these mouth watering pics of this chicken I smoked before it could cross the road.

Eggscuses

Because it Friday night 

theyolksonyou

That dude in young guns:  did you see the size of that cockadoodle **** doo?

theyolksonyou

These didn't make it. 

SGH

bud812 said:

@SGH : chicken in the style of Dixie.

Ask, and so shall ye receive

nolaegghead

Crashing, in the style of Dixie!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0zKT0TvmQI

Daaaaaaaammmm!!!

Botch

SGH said:

bud812 said:

@SGH : chicken in the style of Dixie.

Ask, and so shall ye receive

I'm offended!  
 
skip to 3:30===>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMoDt3nSHs

DoubleEgger

Looks like the buffalo has struck my thread. Thanks to our Gulf Coast Eggers 

YukonRon

The chicken crossed the road because the chicken knew where to get a Yeti. The chicken decided not to send money and wait for a couple months on something that might, or might not, arrive. That way, when the disappointment arrived, the chicken did not have to tell everyone, the cut rate cooler, was better to make the chicken feel better about itself.

SGH

DoubleEgger said:

Looks like the buffalo has struck my thread. Thanks to our Gulf Coast Eggers 

If my Dixie chicken caused it, my apologies. I didn't think that it would be a problem. However after watching the video above, I would say that it was the culprit, not my chicken. But I apologize just the same.